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I deduce that he was. Think about it.
1. An unexplained 3 month absence.
2. A newfound harsh demeanor.
3. Periods of curfew when he has to report in due to parole conditions
4. A newfound love of homo-erotic pornography.
Oh, and this chance remark from last week:
I think the evidence is all there. The question is, what was the crime? :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Prolly embezzlement.
Unexplained? I died, ffs.Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbie
'newfound' lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbie
Surely any bail conditions would have occured before a prison term.Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbie
Parole conditions are probably what you're thinking of.'newfound' lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbie
Oh yeah, that's it. I couldn't think of the word. :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Strangely enough, you could... :sly:
I thought he became a saddhu.
Big fan of Prisoner Cell Block H, flowe. It's my duty to know these things.Quote:
Originally Posted by BarbarossaOh yeah, that's it. I couldn't think of the word. :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Strangely enough, you could... :sly:
:smilie4:
dunno
Thought he went to China :unsure:
3 months, let's assume full parole for good behaviour so that's 6 months. Let's also assume a guilty plea because he's an accountant and therefore devoid of bollocks, so full credit for that. Makes the maximum sentence for the crime 1 year.
We know it's not going to be violent crime, see above and he's an accountant so almost certainly a white collar crime.
Based on all of the above I say he was convicted of being a cawk.
Nah. Snee lived in Japon for a year.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hairbautt
manker was a prisoner, held by the Chinese for the past two years. they couldn't break him, he didn't say a word.
Which word didn't he say.
i don't think he was in jail
still it's weird he didn't show up for 3 months
Life outside of FST.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...s/Thinking.gif Is it possible?
Flange.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley
Pish. How could he go three months without saying the word "flange". That's just nonsense.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. MulderFlange.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley
He's a flange salesman ffs.
prison changes a man. makes you think.
Did you enjoy the sock puppet shows, manker?
-bd
http://www.msgweb.nl/emoticons/50_50.gif Funny* you should say that.Quote:
Originally Posted by brotherdoobie
JP gave me the password for one of his sock-puppet accounts and I used that for 3 months. My 'manker' account remained untouched during this period.
I like to think I daubed some humanity onto the macabre canvas of his internets existence.
*When I say 'funny', I mean odd. The merest notion of you posting anything gelastic is laughable in itself.
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Originally Posted by Hairbautt
No, that was definitely that jimbo fool.
:O Jimbo, that you? How's it, bud?Quote:
Originally Posted by jimbo12345Quote:
Originally Posted by Hairbautt
No, that was definitely that jimbo fool.
Harry, i've been here having discussions with you for a while now, just remembered my password for the "jimbo" account, ftw.
Damn. That's cool. :ermm:
i've been a bit of a manker recently. :)
Which bit :dabs:
I understand. I wouldn't want that bit associated with me either.Quote:
Originally Posted by jimbo12345
;)