The Best FTN Request You Will Ever See

My name is zaa730. I am a very sick little boy. My mother is typing
this for me, because I can't. She is crying. The reason she is so sad is
because I'm so sick. I was born without a body. It doesn't hurt, except
when I try to breathe.

The doctors gave me an artificial body. It is a burlap bag filled with
leaves. The doctors said that was the best they could do on account of
us having no money or FTN. I would like to have a body transplant, but we need FTN. Mommy doesn't work because she said nobody hires crying people. I said, "Don't cry, Mommy," and she hugged my burlap bag.
Mommy always gives me hugs, even though she's allergic to burlap and it makes her sneeze and chafes her real bad.

I hope you will help me. You can help me if you forward this post to
everyone you know. Forward it to people you don't know, too. Dr.
Johansen said that for every person you forward this post to, Bill
Gates will team up with AOL and send a an FTN request to NASA. With that
funding, NASA will collect prayers from school children all over America
and have the astronauts take them up into space so that the angels can
hear them better. Then they will come back to earth and go to the Pope, and he will take up a collection in church and send all the requests to the you. You wonderful souls could then invite me to FTN

Maybe one day I will be able to play baseball. Right now I can only be
third base. Every time you forward this letter, the astronauts can take
more prayers to the angels and my dream will be closer to coming true.
Please help me. Mommy is so sad, and I want a body. I don't want my
leaves to rot before I turn 10.

If you don't forward this , that's okay. Mommy says you're a mean
and heartless bastard who doesn't care about a poor little boy with only
a head. She says that if you don't stew in the raw pit of your own
guilt-ridden stomach, she hopes you die a long slow, horrible death and
then burn forever in hell. What kind of cruel person are you that you
can't take five freakin' minutes to invite me to FTN and
that they can't feel guilt and shame about ignoring a poor, bodyless
nine-year-old boy?

Please help me. I try to be happy, but it's hard. I wish I had a kitty.
I wish I could hold a kitty. I wish I could hold a kitty that wouldn't
chew on me and try to bury its turds in the leaves of my burlap body. I
wish that very much.

Thank You,

zaa730

u have nice name

Wow 10/10. Just too bad, that you aren't the original author. Good read though. Hopefully you'll get, what you need. :)

:blink::blink::blink::huh::huh::huh::O:O:wacko::wacko::unsure::unsure::pinch::pinch:

I see that you're trying to be funny, but like Presto said, "copy-paste is bad, mmkay?" ;)

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Well come on now, you got to belive in something...

huh!!!!!

Nice story....but i don't believe you...:P Goodluck...

i enjoyed reading ur thoughtful post...i really did :)

thanks, *cough *cough, I can't breath

Innovative Begging

Lame copy/paste. Also he's been banned from oink for cheating.

No I haven't buddy

I was banned for uploading some album in 128 kbps when I was a noob there.

They don't ban for that, they just don't let you upload anymore.

For god's sake Its so lame

This is the most amazingly made-up story in order to get FTN that I've ever heard. I thought that guy that lied that he left his family and job and anything because of FTN was a jerk and a lier, but you beat him up in a few times. The only thing I can't understand is why do you write such bullshit when no body is going to invite you to FTN with your lyings. Everybody who wants to give away an invite would rather invite a honest person than a kier who makes up stupid stories....

/me orders akkk a sense of humour

akkk, Wheres your sense of humor?

Lame, pathetic, stupid......

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Originally Posted by zaa730

akkk, Wheres your sense of humor?

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Probably spent it on something that actually is fun.

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Originally Posted by zaa730

akkk, Wheres your sense of humor?

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I though you were serious with that thread :D But if you wanted to have some fun - it's OK :)

NO i'm serious, in a funny way :)

lol

it's a little pathetic, what people are prepared to do to get these trackers....

Each to his/her own

Try you shall
For FTN is worth it all

The more innovative you are with your beggin
the better are the chances
either for brick bats or good luck pats
:)

nice story :D...if it is true that would be very sad...

How pathetic can some people be, on top of being lame:

http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/f-lou...g-email-239898

plz close the thread now it will be better for you .

funny story , but i think without a mother its better , and u type here with your nose :)

is that real

lol pathetic ...

lol the reqs are becoming more and more lame

:lol: If you had actually typed that yourself I think you'd deserve an invite. That and for stealing bandwidth from your ISP :D

How could anyone not get the humor in his post? He obviously isn't just a head, lmao. With a bag of leaves for a body. I think it is utterly ridiculous that people don't see the humor in it. Anyway, I thought it was really funny. Good luck getting FTN.

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Originally Posted by bigjoe75

How could anyone not get the humor in his post?

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Because he stole it, credit where credit is due, if he had been upfront and said I C&P this from the lounge then fair enough, but he didn't.

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Originally Posted by SgtMajor

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Originally Posted by bigjoe75

How could anyone not get the humor in his post?

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Because he stole it, credit where credit is due, if he had been upfront and said I C&P this from the lounge then fair enough, but he didn't.

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a true pirate :lol: .. he should really get an invite now !:naughty:

It is not funny at all, it looks like you are laughing at really disabled people without hands or legs, that couldn't even hug their mother.
It's not an issue you can make fun of.

Did you really think this was going to be a productive thread or where you just having a laugh and if you were just taking the piss dont you think you should have posted it in the Longue section no wait a mintue someone already posted it their...dum ass...

Got to give you 4/10 for effort tho...you need to try a little harder

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Originally Posted by Snaidis

It is not funny at all, it looks like you are laughing at really disabled people without hands or legs, that couldn't even hug their mother.
It's not an issue you can make fun of.

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I agree.

To be honest , im tired of this threads.