You won't get this, probly

Unless you're a Scot. Or Peabody.

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An on duty Gendarme spots a hire car approaching the Champs Elysees with
a front light out. He beckons the driver to pull over, which he does and
winds his window down. The Officer has a good look inside the car and
notices that the driver and passenger are Siamese twins, Boaby & Davy.

Instead of making an issue over the 'light-out' situation he engages them
in some friendly chat.

Gendarme: Ah, you are on holiday my friends?

Davy: Aye, that's right big yin. We've been coming every September
weekend for the last 9 years.

Gendarme: So I guess you come to France to get away from ze rainy
weather you have in Ecosse?

Davy: Naw, it nearly always pishes doon when we come here. Your
weather's nae better than oors, in't that right Boaby?

Boaby: Aye.

Gendarme: Zen I take it you are here to enjoy our delicious French food,
very healthy.

Davy: Naw, yer food's mingin big man, everything reeks of garlic. We've
brought a box full of sarnies to avoid eating your crap.

Gendarme: Zen you must be here to drink our famous wines and cognac,
surely.

Davy: Yer swally's boggin, we've hid tae bring a kerry oot. In't that
right Boaby?

Boaby: Aye.

Gendarme (by now ever so slightly bemused): Well in that case you must
be here to see the Parisienne madamoiselles, ze most beautiful women in
Europe.

Davy: Yer kiddin in't ye! The burds here are dugs, ah widnae touch them
wae yours big yin.

Gendarme (by now rather irate): Zen why do you people come to our
country if everysing ees so bad?

Boaby: It's the only chance oor Davy here gets tae drive!

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I got it.

I'm Peabody, I suppose...

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Originally Posted by clocker

I got it.

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Really, I'm seriously impressed.

took me a while, i'd forgotten they were siamese by the end of the joke

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Originally Posted by ilw

took me a while, i'd forgotten they were siamese by the end of the joke

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:lol:

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Originally Posted by ilw

took me a while, i'd forgotten they were siamese by the end of the joke

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I forgot what siamese meant.:pinch:

Now I get it.

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Originally Posted by rossco

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Originally Posted by ilw

took me a while, i'd forgotten they were siamese by the end of the joke

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I forgot what siamese meant.:pinch:

Now I get it.

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:lol::lol:

:lol::lol::lol:

too...many...letters...

:glag:

Stupid frogs

lolol wtf