Did you hear about the man who snorted powdered egg.
He choked on his own omelette.
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Did you hear about the man who snorted powdered egg.
He choked on his own omelette.
Two parrots were sitting on a perch. One said to the other, "It smells fishy around here."
What's orange and sounds like a parrot.
A carrot.
Did you hear about the magic tractor?
It drove up the road and turned into a field.
What do you call half a rabbit.
Rab
What do you call a dead wasp?
A Was.
Why did the pervert cross the road.
Because his cawk was up the chicken's arse.
Where does Sadam Hussein keep his CD's.
Spoiler: ShowIn A raq
What's the difference between a group of blondes and a circus.
Spoiler: ShowIn a circus you get a Cunning array of Stunts
As the elephant said to the naked man "It looks nice but how the hell are you supposed to eat with that?"
:glag:
What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes.
Spoiler: ShowNothing. You already told her twice :pinch:
Sorry about that one. :dabs:
What's Pink and Hard.
Spoiler: ShowA pig with a flick-knife.
A penguin walks into a bar and ask's the barman "Have you seen my brother"
The barman replies "What does he look like?"
A man walked in to a bar and said ouch
My mate lived in a tyre,then he got a puncture,he now lives in a flat.
How do you catch a rabbit?
Stand outside it's burrow and make a noise like a lettuce.
I chuckled :earl:Quote:
Originally Posted by enoughfakefiles
It started me thinking reflectively upon the sounds of vegetables. Potatoes would be all like "thunk" whereas lettuce would sound a bit like seaweed. Celery would be a snappy scrapey sound and asparagus would sound like a sword being unsheathed.
Cucumber would make a popping sound.
What's brown and sticky?
- a stick -