Seriously... How do you do it

So I've had a GF for the past 3 months.

I've gotten 1st base in the first week

Hit 2nd in about a month

and reached half of 3rd base (only giving) towards the end of the 2nd month.

Now, I know for a fact she really enjoys receiving it, but for some reason she thinks giving it is gross and absolutely refuses to give it back.

So oviousment I'm pretty bummed and frustrated, as I go home with a massive stiffies having to take care of them myself.

What the fuck do I do to get full 3rd base or maybe even hit 4th

Besides raping her, oviousment:dabs:

:lol: Fail.

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Originally Posted by Lilmiss

:lol: Fail.

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Oviousment.

Question was how do I unfail.

hmmm....

Is she Roman Catholic by chance. It would explain much.....

Otherwise, seems she's developed a fair system here, all receive with no give.. what motivates her to do something different?? Try going back to second base. See what happens then. Otherwise, enjoy being a monk or get a new gf.

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Originally Posted by Seedler

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Originally Posted by Lilmiss

:lol: Fail.

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Oviousment.

Question was how do I unfail.

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Ask neotheone? :unsure:

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Originally Posted by kallieb

hmmm....

Is she Roman Catholic by chance. It would explain much.....

Otherwise, seems she's developed a fair system here, all receive with no give.. what motivates her to do something different?? Try going back to second base. See what happens then. Otherwise, enjoy being a monk or get a new gf.

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No, she's azn... one of those goodie good gone bad ones... can't get a new GF cuz I love her.

Guess I'm stuck being a fucking monk?:pinch:

There's gotta be someway, maybe alcohol would help?:unsure:

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Originally Posted by callum

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Originally Posted by Seedler

Oviousment.

Question was how do I unfail.

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Ask neotheone? :unsure:

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Neotheone?:unsure:

hmmmm....How about good ol' conversation. Ask her if she has any worries, hang-ups, fears that you'll think less of her, performance anxiety (blush) concerns etc etc.

Good girls gone bad are not all bad. Some values are harder to shake and the home-run is the mother lode.

My thinking is...if you can't talk about it, don't do it.

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Originally Posted by Seedler

No, she's azn... one of those goodie good gone bad ones... can't get a new GF cuz I love her.

Guess I'm stuck being a fucking monk?:pinch:

There's gotta be someway, maybe alcohol would help?:unsure:

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Originally Posted by callum

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Originally Posted by Seedler

Oviousment.

Question was how do I unfail.

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Ask neotheone? :unsure:

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Neotheone?:unsure:

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Neotheone, canadian loser, always having trouble with girls, bit of a bore really. I might actually be getting him mixed up with someone else, now that I think about it. There can't be two people like that.

Canadian losers!!

hmfff.....

piss off I say.

the problem is to make her do it the first time cuz once she does it, she will hopefully enjoy it, as long as u promise that u tell her in advance when you will have the "sexy explosion".
maybe she is not yet enlightened that she isn't obliged to swallow it (though she should, but one step at a time).

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Originally Posted by kallieb

Canadian losers!!

hmfff.....

piss off I say.

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Seedlers just came back, at least leave it a week before you start that crap.

Yeah.

Piss orf, Canadian losers.

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Originally Posted by Lilmiss

Yeah.

Piss orf, Canadian losers.

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What's happening here? is it a racist women's night, first it was kallieb, now you.

I'd just like to say, not all candian men are like seedler and neo:blink:. Some of them are like smith :pinch:, some are like virtualbody :(, some are like rossco :cry: and the good ones are out fuckin bears.

oops...my "piss off" was just kidding. sometimes smilies are important.

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Originally Posted by callum

What's happening here? is it a racist women's night, first it was kallieb, now you.

I'd just like to say, not all candian men are like seedler and neo:blink:. Some of them are like smith :pinch:, some are like virtualbody :(, some are like rossco :cry: and the good ones are out fuckin bears.

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:o

I'm not slagging all 'nads.
That dawg from Due South and our Rossco both rawk.

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Originally Posted by Lilmiss

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Originally Posted by callum

What's happening here? is it a racist women's night, first it was kallieb, now you.

I'd just like to say, not all candian men are like seedler and neo:blink:. Some of them are like smith :pinch:, some are like virtualbody :(, some are like rossco :cry: and the good ones are out fuckin bears.

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:o

I'm not slagging all 'nads.
That dawg from Due South and our Rossco both rawk.

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They don't count, I think rossco's mum is from glasgow and the guy in due south played soemone with the second name Fraser. Brendan Fraser is also ok for a canadian.

Can't forget Keannu Reaves. sizzle......

Seedler can't donate blood in his own country.
What's that all aboot?

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In Canada, by law, 1 out of every 5 songs on the radio must be sung by a Canadian

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Poor fuckers must be hooked on that Morissette cow. :no:

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Originally Posted by kallieb

Can't forget Keannu Reaves. sizzle......

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I'm sure Keannu will cringe when he reads that, it would seem he was born in Beirut and proud of it to, i'd guess.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000206/bio

The things people will say to avoid being called canadian, it's shocking.

Shirly, you mean Keanu. :huh:

ouch...pinched by the red pen again. I need to be more detail oriented it seems.

My possessiveness of Keanu cannot be dimmed. He was raised in Canada, just born in Beirut.

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Originally Posted by Lilmiss

Shirly, you mean Keanu. :huh:

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Actually if you look on his imdb page you will see, he uses Keannu Reeves sometimes.

Meh, he was gash in everything but Bill n Ted or Freaked anyhoo. Laters Nads n Callum. :smilie4:

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Originally Posted by Lilmiss

Meh, he was gash in everything but Bill n Ted or Freaked anyhoo. Laters nads. :smilie4:

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I think he may just have been playing himself in bill n ted, it wasn't until later on he was found out, when he actually tried some acting.

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Originally Posted by Seedler

No, she's azn... one of those goodie good gone bad ones...

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There's your problem.

See, if she were RC, she'd be riding you like a cowgirl, giving you all the oral you can handle, and shagging you in the most inappropriate places imaginable :P


We're all the same :naughty:

Wtf are all these bases?
1st = kissing?
2nd = touching boobies?
?

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Originally Posted by Cabalo

maybe she is not yet enlightened that she isn't obliged to swallow it

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My favourite comment for ages. I'm still chortling about it.

I particularly like that she used the word "enlightened".

show here your pr0n collection.

oops..

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Originally Posted by Seedler

So I've had a GF for the past 3 months.

I've gotten 1st base in the first week

Hit 2nd in about a month

and reached half of 3rd base (only giving) towards the end of the 2nd month.

Now, I know for a fact she really enjoys receiving it, but for some reason she thinks giving it is gross and absolutely refuses to give it back.

So oviousment I'm pretty bummed and frustrated, as I go home with a massive stiffies having to take care of them myself.

What the fuck do I do to get full 3rd base or maybe even hit 4th

Besides raping her, oviousment:dabs:

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69?

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Originally Posted by callum

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Originally Posted by Lilmiss

:o

I'm not slagging all 'nads.
That dawg from Due South and our Rossco both rawk.

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They don't count, I think rossco's mum is from glasgow...

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:O stalker

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Originally Posted by 100%

Wtf are all these bases?
1st = kissing?
2nd = touching boobies?
?

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1st= snogging
2nd= booties
3rd= oral (give/receive, hence only half of 3rd)
4th= vaginal
5th= erm...anal?
6th= gang?
7th= ???

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

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Originally Posted by Seedler

No, she's azn... one of those goodie good gone bad ones...

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There's your problem.

See, if she were RC, she'd be riding you like a cowgirl, giving you all the oral you can handle, and shagging you in the most inappropriate places imaginable :P


We're all the same :naughty:

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What's RC?:huh:

I apologize for my noobcakeness.

And erm, I'm pretty sure she's a big virg too, I've done my background hwk check n stuff:S

But that just adds to the problem:frusty:

take her to 5th base, then all other bases are 0wn3d.

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Originally Posted by Seedler

So I've had a GF for the past 3 months.

I've gotten 1st base in the first week

Hit 2nd in about a month

and reached half of 3rd base (only giving) towards the end of the 2nd month.

Now, I know for a fact she really enjoys receiving it, but for some reason she thinks giving it is gross and absolutely refuses to give it back.

So oviousment I'm pretty bummed and frustrated, as I go home with a massive stiffies having to take care of them myself.

What the fuck do I do to get full 3rd base or maybe even hit 4th

Besides raping her, oviousment:dabs:

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Wash.

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Originally Posted by CrabGirl

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Originally Posted by Seedler

So I've had a GF for the past 3 months.

I've gotten 1st base in the first week

Hit 2nd in about a month

and reached half of 3rd base (only giving) towards the end of the 2nd month.

Now, I know for a fact she really enjoys receiving it, but for some reason she thinks giving it is gross and absolutely refuses to give it back.

So oviousment I'm pretty bummed and frustrated, as I go home with a massive stiffies having to take care of them myself.

What the fuck do I do to get full 3rd base or maybe even hit 4th

Besides raping her, oviousment:dabs:

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Wash your nuts.

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There would only be three reasons why she wouldn't suck your little pecker.
1. She might not know what she is doing so is underconfident.
2. You have poor personal hygiene as per above posts. Sucking you off would be like ringing out a hookers three-week old vadge-flannel into her mouth and she'd rather not thanks
3. She's just not that into you.

2nd= booties <---what does that mean in english?

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Originally Posted by Seedler

1st= snogging
2nd= booties
3rd= oral (give/receive, hence only half of 3rd)
4th= vaginal
5th= erm...anal?
6th= gang?
7th= ???

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Your problems may be rooted in the fact that you are a total fucking idiot.

Not just about this btw, life in general.

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Originally Posted by Alien5

2nd= booties <---what does that mean in english?

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The lady doth obviously have some Pirates Treasure secreted somewhere about her person. :mellow: