My neck was haxxored in the night by Spider-Monkeys and is consequently fucked.
I'm going to hospital shorty. Would a zoot before be a good idea. :unsure:
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My neck was haxxored in the night by Spider-Monkeys and is consequently fucked.
I'm going to hospital shorty. Would a zoot before be a good idea. :unsure:
Surprised you had to ask. Top notch idea.
Then it won't hurt so much when they stick you on the rack and stretch the fuck out of you.
That's what they do, you know.
:fear: Rolling it now. :fear2:
what the fuck's a zoot?
EDIT: Oh, is it drugs. :dabs:
Also, don't go to hospital you big timewasting nonce.
I have to go the drop in place for a neck brace. :emo:
Zoots aren't drugs, they grow from the earth pre-rolled. :smilie4:
Chalice is right - there will rackorize you and you should be zootless to appreciate the exquisite agony.
People pay good money for that kind of thing you know and you are getting it for free on the NHS.
soft wuss
You've probably trapped a nerve in the base of your neck. It's common but really horrible as the muscles around the affected nerve get all inflammed and sore. Is it really painful/nearly impossible to move it to one side and or straighten it?
If so then you don't need a neck brace as immobility will make it worse. You need to take some anti-imflammitories such as ibuprofen and it'll get better on it's own. Keep it moving as much as you can, maybe sit with a hot water bottle on it, keep taking the anti-inflammitories and get the missus to GENTLY massage the whole neck and shoulder area.
Trust me, I'm a pro.
edit: this is where we find out his neck really WAS broken, and my advice to keep it moving kills him. If so, sorry benchez. You were a top bloke.
Hows your neck Benchez? :console: need help at the shop tomorrow? :naughty:
I'm back. I fucking hate hospitals. I went to the drop-in place. They make it sound so casual. :dabs:
They said I might have to wait an hour.
I waited an hour and a half in fucking agony from the shitty metal bench in the waiting area.
Eventually everyone got seen so I asked them what was up.
They said it wasn't in order of arrival and it might be another hour or two.
Fuck that, I left.
I don't want to sound like a racist cunt but I was the only even vaguely English speaking person there. :eyebrows:
Got a bit of reiki from my mums mate but she said I need a brace thingy. :emo:
Home about to get very stoned. I'm not working tomorrow methinks.
In answer to ''Is it really painful/nearly impossible to move it to one side and or straighten it?''Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirl
yes YES FUCKING OW!!!!!!!
Many thanks unless that kills me. :unsure:
Plus I had to pay 3 squid for parking and managed to lose a tenner. :angry:Quote:
Originally Posted by benchez
Benchez I know it's really painful but you don't need a brace unless something is cracked or broken. It's take longer to heal if you dont keep it moving. I know you don't like taking pills but taking ibuprofen, not as a painkiller, but to make the swelling in your muscles go down, will really really help.
Poor thing.
OK, I'll give em a go like. :emo:
Cheers me dears. :smilie4:
I agree with thebazzla.
No such thing as a 'sore neck' in Ebbw Vale. It just doesn't get mentioned.
You're still expected to do a shift in the mine, pack down in the scrum, drink your own weight in Allbright and still win a fight against 3 blokes on the way home.
Go for the highest safe dosage you can. Dont forget to apply heat as well. A Hotwater bottle would be ideal. Let me know how it goes. You should regain some mobility over the next 48 hours and if it is what I think it is then you should be ok in about three days. Your muscles will be a bit tender for a while afterwards too. I'd suggest that if you still cant move and are in severe pain on monday then go to your gp.Quote:
Originally Posted by benchez
So that's why they all look like warthogs over those ways. :dabs:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
All sounds reasonable to me. It does feel muscular so I think your prognosis is spot on. I will keep you up to date on my imminent demise. :cheers:Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirl
What does the arm on the affected side feel like?
I've no idea. I'm not brave enough to go there.Quote:
Originally Posted by benchezSo that's why they all look like warthogs over those ways. :dabs:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I'm surprised that in days gone by that you plucked up the courage, ya soft wuss.
Benchez, does this have anything to do with those ribs you got removed last week? It is all starting to add up now...
The arm is fine and mobile to the maxx. :naughty:Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirl
I didn't want to go and was terrified the whole time. :cry:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
:pinch: :slap: :dabs:Quote:
Originally Posted by dinsdale