0 to 200 in 6 seconds

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday. :naughty:

I didn't get it

nice one :lol::lol:

LOL one of the better ones I've heard

rotf, good one.

lol, dang shes heavy

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Originally Posted by Septimus

I didn't get it

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let me explain. She steps on the scale and it goes from 0 to 200 in under 6 sec.

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Originally Posted by Septimus

I didn't get it

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Do you know how to tie your own shoes? :dabs:

Either Bob's a genius or a idiot :)

hahaha...good one.

tehehehe.. good one

haha that would never work on me.

also, this joke obviously was written by a guy. what female in her right mind would want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds?

:lol:

Whatever she did to Bob he deserves!

:P

good one

lol, ouch. thats a zinger

Haha.. Really one of the better jokes i've heard..