Can you give me back massage? I'm in fucking agony and I reckon it's your fault since you impregnated me with your cawk picture.
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Can you give me back massage? I'm in fucking agony and I reckon it's your fault since you impregnated me with your cawk picture.
My missus has back-ache. This explains a lot. :eyebrows:
That's cos she's stooping too much, you should try lying on your back once in a while to make life easier for her, and remember to eat plenty of sparagus, legedly.Quote:
Originally Posted by benchez
The Asparagus Myth.
Invented by men, for men.
NSo they could eat asparagus, are you absolutely certain.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
Now that I come to think about it, I was actually talking shite there.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaulNSo they could eat asparagus, are you absolutely certain.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
Try it, girls, it really works.
Or so I've heard.
you just lay on your front and don't worry about a thing :sneaky:Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
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Hmmmm...
Is this your first secks since you turned down those two hawt chicks and lost your penis?
pregnant ladies cannot have sex , if you do baby becomes a nymphomaniac :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
Without it it tastes of beef monster munch, which isn't so bad really.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
pickled onion monster munch > beef monster munch.
Naturally! Pity you can't get crisp flavoured condoms :(.
I know. The chocolate flavoured ones are just wrong.
Chocolate flovoured crisps :rod:Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
Chocolate flavoured crisps :rod:Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky