What to do when your g/f is horny as hell and you can't see her till Sunday?

Honestly, like, she was cyber-sexing me today.. tewtally orsum :lol:

Problem is we won't see each other till Sunday.. :sad:


Ah well...

Well naturally you should do what everyone else does. Pace the floor nervously hoping she won't shag someone else.

EHS

Buy her a small orange dildo with a picture of popeye on it. To remind her of you. :smilie4:

Is she offline till Sunday. Don't you just hate it when people switch off when you are uploading?:lol:

Or one of them willy casting kits! Then she'll always have a small weiner to pop in her handbag for times of need.

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Actually she claimed to shove off someone today who tried to kiss her.. How orsum is that? :D

Strange euphemism :unsure:

P.S. "cybersex" is wanking on the phone. Doesn't sound so glamourous now, eh?

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

Strange euphemism :unsure:

P.S. "cybersex" is wanking on the phone. Doesn't sound so glamourous now, eh?

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:O

And I thought i'd never tried cyber-sex.

Oh hang on, that's phone sex.

Cybersex is wanking whilst on teh pc tpying with onne hnad...

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Actually she claimed to shove off someone today who tried to kiss her.. How orsum is that? :D

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Are you sure she didn't say 'tug off'? :yup:

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

Strange euphemism :unsure:

P.S. "cybersex" is wanking on the phone. Doesn't sound so glamourous now, eh?

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Your showing your age. Webcam > phone.


-bd

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

Oh hang on, that's phone sex.

Cybersex is wanking whilst on teh pc tpying with onne hnad...

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/fixed


-bd

@Squeamus: Nah, she was all like "yo arsehole, I've got a boyfriend.. Get the fuck away from me, like." :yes:

Yeah, I said that to someone once, and he became my husband :eyebrows:.

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Yeah, I said that to someone once, and he became my husband :eyebrows:.

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:lol:


-bd

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Buy her a small orange dildo with a picture of popeye on it. To remind her of you. :smilie4:

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deja vu :dabs:

tra you can try mutual masturbation , sometimes it works :unsure:

I told ya, we had cybersecks.. :lol: Was quite funny actually..

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Actually she claimed to shove off someone today who tried to kiss her.. How orsum is that? :D

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destroy him.

if he even thinks about her in a dream he better wake up and apologise.

What would be the orsumest method to eliminate him?

some sort of trap.

a booby trap :eyebrows:

What about a cawk-trap?

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Actually she claimed to shove off someone today who tried to kiss her.. How orsum is that? :D

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destroy him.

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It was you wasn't it?

Doubt it, she woulda told me if she'd met the one and only Muldster.

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destroy him.

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It was you wasn't it?

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she shoved him off, so obviously it wasn't :smilie4:

My point exactly.

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