Talking in your sleep

Do any of you do this? My OH does all the time, and I like to try to have conversations with him when I crawl into bed of a night. Last night for example:

Me - (cuddling up) Mmmm, you smell nice. I love you.
Him - I'm in a meeting (exasperated!)
Me - Really! Where are you having it?
Him - (sort of rolleyes sighing tone, dummy) In my head!
Me - You're having a meeting in your head? Is it a small one or a big one.
Him - (long suffering) It's a small one.
Me - What's it about?
Him - Dooberries.
Me - You're having a meeting about dooberries? Is it interesting?
Him - (confused silence...snoring)

Highly entertaining, I recommend it :happy:.

Time to worry when he starts giving powerpoint presentations in his head.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

Do any of you do this? My OH does all the time, and I like to try to have conversations with him when I crawl into bed of a night. Last night for example:


Me - Is it a small one or a big one.
Him - (long suffering) It's a small one.
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Originally Posted by Squeamous

Do any of you do this? My OH does all the time, and I like to try to have conversations with him when I crawl into bed of a night. Last night for example:

Me - (cuddling up) Mmmm, you smell nice. I love you.
Him - I'm in a meeting (exasperated!)
Me - Really! Where are you having it?
Him - (sort of rolleyes sighing tone, dummy) In my head!
Me - You're having a meeting in your head? Is it a small one or a big one.
Him - (long suffering) It's a small one.
Me - What's it about?
Him - Dooberries.
Me - You're having a meeting about dooberries? Is it interesting?
Him - (confused silence...snoring)

Highly entertaining, I recommend it :happy:.

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i hate it when you do that, im trying to sleep ffs!

:smilie4:

count yourself lucky, you're not married to j-die.

No, but I sometimes snore when I'm awake, if that's any help :unsure:

Being married to J-Dye reminds me of something I read the other day, that a Victorian lady once advised her daughter on her wedding night: Take some chloroform and leave a note by the bed saying 'do what you want'.

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Being married to J-Dye reminds me of something I read the other day, that a Victorian lady once advised her daughter on her wedding night: Take some chloroform and leave a note by the bed saying 'do what you want'.

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thats awesome :o

I think the lady underestimated the depths of depravity in a man's mind :unsure:. I have this mental image of her waking up in the morning with a perforated ear drum and an inexplicably sore ringpiece.

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I think the lady underestimated the depths of depravity in a man's mind :unsure:. I have this mental image of her waking up in the morning with a perforated ear drum and an inexplicably sore ringpiece.

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arse-to-ear >*

Ear-to-arse shirley? :unsure:

as long as it gets filthy and i can slap them around the face with it when im finished.

:blink::sick:

you love it.

I've never tried it :unsure:.

would you like to? you're tempted, don't lie :smilie4:

I doubt the addition of shit smearing and earlatio would make it any better than your standard face-thwacking, but what the hell. Know anyone willing to oblige?

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I doubt the addition of shit smearing and earlatio would make it any better than your standard face-thwacking, but what the hell. Know anyone willing to oblige?

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...if you're going to force me :rolleyes:

If? :unsure:

show me your boobs.

Make me :snooty:

im not gonna throw money at you, just do it ffs :snooty:

TNG's on virgin1 right now btw :smilie4:

TNG and virgins go together like something else. True story.

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Originally Posted by Snee

TNG and virgins go together like something else. True story.

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http://icanhascheezburger.files.word...shoe-loled.jpg

:glag:

Love the lolcats.. Hilarious. Yo Mulder, you ever tried to nail a burd in the ear?! :smilie4:

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im not gonna throw money at you, just do it ffs :snooty:

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No, I've seen your cock already so what is there to gain?

And I've only got terrestrial analogue telly :snooty:

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

im not gonna throw money at you, just do it ffs :snooty:

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No, I've seen your cock already so what is there to gain?

And I've only got terrestrial analogue telly :snooty:

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a picture of my .....sandwich? :unsure:

Nope, I've decided. If you want to see my boobies you have to tell me you love me and meet my parents. Take it or leave it :snooty:.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

Nope, I've decided. If you want to see my boobies you have to tell me you love me and meet my parents. Take it or leave it :snooty:.

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i could say and do those things :mellow:

You are shameless :wub:

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

You are shameless :wub:

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He is! He is!

:yup: