Salesmen suck

I go to the Ford dealership today to get my truck inspected. I'm told there are a couple vehicles ahead of me and that it'll be about 45 minutes till they've finished. No worries, I'll just go kick tires.

I'm not strolling around the lot for 2 minutes when I see the hounds closing in from two sides. The first one to me asks if I've been helped yet. I told him I didn't need help and was just killing time until my truck was finished. "No problem" he says, then immediately begins setting up his pitch anyhow, asking what I drive, how long I've had it, how many miles I've got on it, etc. Then begins asking how I like the new trucks, starts telling me about some of the specials they have going. I repeat that I'm not in the market for another vehicle. He smiles, "OK, OK... let you ask you a quick question tho' - How's your credit?" I could have punched him in the fucking face. :dry:

I kindly tell him piss off.

Afterwards, I go to Men's Warehouse to try on some suits as I need a couple new ones. I tell him right off the bat what I'm looking for and I'm not interested in any suits that are over $400. EVERY fucking suit I try on, the salesman says it "Looks great!". I don't need your confidence boosters, I'd like a professional opinion about the fit of the suit. I didn't find a single one that I found suitable. Finally, I find one that's perfect. I try on the pants - perfect. "Great, I'll take it", I say.

He marks off the required alterations and we proceed to the cashiers desk where he tells me that the price is $920! :dry:

I didn't say a word, I just shook my head and walked out. Salesmen suck.

Cunts. Agreed.

Even $400 is a lot for a suit isn't it. :unsure:

I got mine for a tenner in the charity shop. :smilie4:

Do you merkins have charity shops. :unsure:

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Originally Posted by benchez

Cunts. Agreed.

Even $400 is a lot for a suit isn't it. :unsure:

I got mine for a tenner in the charity shop. :smilie4:

Do you merkins have charity shops. :unsure:

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:lol:

You're a cheap prick.


-bd

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It suit's me. :happy:

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Originally Posted by benchez

Cunts. Agreed.

Even $400 is a lot for a suit isn't it. :unsure:

I got mine for a tenner in the charity shop. :smilie4:

Do you merkins have charity shops. :unsure:

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$400 is a median price I suppose. I've always felt that anything more and you're beginning to pay for the name.

But wtf is a "charity shop"? Is like Goodwill or a thrift store? :emo:

The only time I go to those is to shop for Halloween costumes. :whistling

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Originally Posted by Skizo

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Originally Posted by benchez

Cunts. Agreed.

Even $400 is a lot for a suit isn't it. :unsure:

I got mine for a tenner in the charity shop. :smilie4:

Do you merkins have charity shops. :unsure:

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$400 is a median price I suppose. I've always felt that anything more and you're beginning to pay for the name.

But wtf is a "charity shop"? Is like Goodwill or a thrift store? :emo:

The only time I go to those is to shop for Halloween costumes. :whistling

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What do you get for a suit that costs $400 that you don't get with one that's $70?:unsure:

Fewer rashes.

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Originally Posted by clocker

Fewer rashes.

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I'll take your word for it. :whistling

@rossco - I've never even seen a $70 suit.

I seen $100 dollar suits but you have to bye three of them.

http://www.hollywoodsuitoutlet.com/

I try to steer clear of the polyester leisure suit.

Elitist.

salesmen can suck my fat one

^ Best new member in ages. :eyebrows:

lol member :lol:

tescos extra value suits >*

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Originally Posted by Skizo

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Originally Posted by clocker

Fewer rashes.

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I'll take your word for it. :whistling

@rossco - I've never even seen a $70 suit.

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Well I've never owned or bought a suit.:pinch:

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Originally Posted by rossco

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Originally Posted by Skizo

I'll take your word for it. :whistling

@rossco - I've never even seen a $70 suit.

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Well I've never owned or bought a suit.:pinch:

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then what do your wear when pretending to be a spy? :eyebrows:

I go commando

http://thatsonpoint.blogspot.com/ArnoldCommando.JPG

i like sucking salesmen

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Originally Posted by The-Stig

i like sucking salesmen

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:blink: :huh:

How can one tell which of you have criminal convictions.

The ones who own a suit, obviousement.

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Originally Posted by DKre8ive1

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Originally Posted by The-Stig

i like sucking salesmen

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:blink: :huh:

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How does it taste? Like chicken?

-bd

^ Well? No balls. It's sad, really.


-bd :sad:

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Originally Posted by brotherdoobie

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Originally Posted by DKre8ive1

:blink: :huh:

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How does it taste? Like chicken?

-bd

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Do you like chicken :eyebrows:

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Originally Posted by brotherdoobie

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Originally Posted by DKre8ive1

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How does it taste? Like chicken?

-bd

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Well for that info you would need to as The-Stig is who said he likes sucking salesmen. :P

He has no balls. I suppose it taste like chicken - it's cock, after all.

-bd

Like chicken kiev? :unsure:

No ... it's more like coq au vin!

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Originally Posted by Disme

No ... it's more like coq au vin!

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So...it does taste like chicken.


-bd

hardly tastes likes vin, I like vin

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Originally Posted by chamaeleo

hardly tastes likes vin, I like vin

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It's now official. Cock doesn't taste like wine, but it does taste like chicken.
Thanks for that.


-bd

Half the planet's ppl are sales people. The rest are just too young to work.

Agree with you skiz

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Originally Posted by wevotedno

Half the planet's ppl are sales people. The rest are just too young to work.

Agree with you skiz

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The other half are for sale.


-bd

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Originally Posted by brotherdoobie

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Originally Posted by wevotedno

Half the planet's ppl are sales people. The rest are just too young to work.

Agree with you skiz

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The other half are for sale.


-bd

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or that :D