Threat of death and expulsion for stealing a bit of bread
A student has received death threats and faces possible expulsion for stealing a cracker and "holding it hostage". Sounds a bit batshit insane i know, but a priest had waved his hands at it a bit and said a few words at it, so it was a proper special bit of cracker.
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Regardless of the reason, the Diocese says its main concern is to get the Eucharist [cracker] back so it can be taken care of properly and with respect. Cook has been keeping the Eucharist stored in a plastic bag since last Sunday.
"It is hurtful," said Father Migeul Gonzalez with the Diocese. "Imagine if they kidnapped somebody and you make a plea for that individual to please return that loved one to the family."
Don't open spoiler if offended by pictures of mohammed or jesus. For context some/many catholics believe the cracker is the actual body of christ
Re: Threat of death and expulsion for stealing a bit of bread
Maybe it was a Chist Mass cracker.:cry:
Re: Threat of death and expulsion for stealing a bit of bread
The cracker doesn't become the body of Christ until you swallow it.
I know, I can't believe I said that in all seriousness either :rolleyes:.
Re: Threat of death and expulsion for stealing a bit of bread
Someone please tell me this whole thing is a joke. If you take the biscuit uneaten out of the church and preserve it you are possibly going to be expelled from school.
If you eat it and turn it into shit and flush it down the drain, that is OK.:blink:
Re: Threat of death and expulsion for stealing a bit of bread
apparently the cracker can be used for satanic / black magic purposes so this incident is super serious. Fortunately we can all breathe easy as it has been returned and an armed guard (I kid you not) has been put on patrol outside the church during mass to prevent any reoccurrance.
Or is the cracker really safe? There is speculation that the returned cracker is an elaborate fake, tests have proved inconclusive as jesus apparently tastes very much like a normal cracker.
Re: Threat of death and expulsion for stealing a bit of bread
I half expected to end up at The Onion after clicking that.
Amazing.
Re: Threat of death and expulsion for stealing a bit of bread
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Originally Posted by
Squeamous
The cracker doesn't become the body of Christ until you swallow it.
I know, I can't believe I said that in all seriousness either :rolleyes:.
So you are suggesting Catholics are virtual cannibals :unsure:
Re: Threat of death and expulsion for stealing a bit of bread
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Originally Posted by
thewizeard
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Originally Posted by
Squeamous
The cracker doesn't become the body of Christ until you swallow it.
I know, I can't believe I said that in all seriousness either :rolleyes:.
So you are suggesting Catholics are virtual cannibals :unsure:
Soylent Green is PEOPLE!!! :sick:
Re: Threat of death and expulsion for stealing a bit of bread
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Originally Posted by
j2k4
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Originally Posted by
thewizeard
So you are suggesting Catholics are virtual cannibals :unsure:
Soylent Green is
PEOPLE!!! :sick:
And wasted on most. :)
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Originally Posted by
lynx
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Originally Posted by
j2k4
Soylent Green is PEOPLE!!! :sick:
And wasted on most. :)
:lol:
Just so...
Re: Threat of death and expulsion for stealing a bit of bread
The cracker only becomes the body of Christ when the priest converts it to that in mass.
The untouched (by the priest/bishop/cardinal/pope) crackers are to be done with as you very well please.
-Sherman :smartass:
