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Tonight I decided to weigh myself and measure my height because I usually just guess it, and it turns out I'm 3 inches shorter than I thought and 4 pounds heavier.
Woe is me :(
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Tonight I decided to weigh myself and measure my height because I usually just guess it, and it turns out I'm 3 inches shorter than I thought and 4 pounds heavier.
Woe is me :(
That doesn't sound right :huh: (well the four pounds is within normal tolerances but 3 inches?)Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
pics so we can judge you.
You want a pic of my tape measure? :unsure:
I don't know, I always thought I was tall for a woman but I'm 5ft3. I don't feel 5ft3!
My wife is 5'3".Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
I'm afraid to ask how she feels about it. :huh:
Hahahahahahaaaa
Come to the short side.
My friend for ages thought she was five foot six. I made her sit down in my kitchen with her legs out in front of her next to me, then measuresd her standing and she;s hardly taller then me and I;m five foot two.
Unexpected shortness FTW!!
5'3" is not outwith the band range of normal is it? I mean 4'2" or 6' is a bit extreme at either end like.
lol my flat mate is 4'9" how small do you have to be to declared a midget?
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Originally Posted by Acid_death69
4'6" I think - the bar is quite low.
I think it's like age, you're as short as you feel :snooty:Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirl
My sister-in-law is 4'8".
My mother-in-law is shorter, but nobody knows how much, except that it is much. :blink:
do you think she is an actual midget?
[youtube]http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=3BpONxW8F58[/youtube]
Night all.
I think midgets have to have some sort of obvious physical features wrong with them apart from just height, don't they? Like little stubby arms or whatever.
Spooky!Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
Night
in it just, midgets kinda freek me out, i bet they have sharp teeth.Quote:
Originally Posted by BigglesSpooky!Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
Night
toodloo biggles
What you are referring to is a dwarf.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
Midgets are correctly proportioned.
Tiny perfect people.
Night night Biggy.
I will make you pay for comparing me to David Brent, but it can wait for now :shifty:
I met one of my OH's work colleagues the other day and he looked exactly like Nick Nack from The Man With the Golden Gun, but he looked like the normal but equally small version of him. Maybe he was a midget :ermm:Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
gahh midgets :unsure:
I'd watch your kneecaps. Herve Villechaize look-a-likes obviously have issues.
Nah...she is reputed at one time to have been rather larger than she is now, but it was long enough ago no one remembers - or so they say.Quote:
Originally Posted by Acid_death69
She may indeed have been much larger at one time, but that might have only made her as tall as her shortest daughter (the 4'8" one).
I like hugging short people, but it sure is easier to do while seated. :whistling
I reckon you're about average height for a woman.
-bd
You must love crowded buses.Quote:
Originally Posted by j2k4
Perv.
I'm 5' 10".
It sure is good to be tall :lol:
5ft 10 isn't normal! You're an Amazon! :fear:
Tall women have big babies you know :shifty:
:glag: earl
A guy at work just had his first baby - well, his missus did. He is 6 foot and she is five foot and their baby boy was a massive 11lb. The poor woman needed many stiches and a blood transfusion afterwards. :fear:
I'd prefer to be taller definatly. I hate being short. People take the piss all the time and I can't see over people's heads in crowds. I spend my life staring at armpits or chests, and whilst some might think this is a good thing, it really isn't. It sucks.
But small people are cute. I like to pat their heads affectionately...they love that :happy:.
Good on your friend's missus for passing the monster baby naturally though Crabby. Mind you I don't suppose she knew how big it was beforehand. That whole thing terrifies me. If I didn't know better I'd take childbirth for the plot of a horror/scifi movie :unsure:.
:fear:
blood transfusion? stitches?
Well... they say that women with big feet have easier labours because of the size of their pelvis. I hope this is true cause I'm an 8.5. :lol:
The other day the husband decided it would be a good idea to offer someone to come and watch the birth.
I mean, what the fuck??? :o
To clarify; I told both of them to get the fuck and go and get a national geographic video if they wanted to see people giving birth.
I did that fucking test AllenS posted again.
http://www.nhsdirect.nhs.uk/magazine...bmi/index.aspx
Still fat. :dry:
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Originally Posted by Skweeky
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Originally Posted by Skweeky
I don't know what 8.5 means, but the missus says she's confident of popping one out with aplomb.
No wai am I going to watch, although I may hold her hand and stay at the head end. (My missus' head obviousment).
The size of her feets. Have you read her post at all.Quote:
Originally Posted by benchez
I was there when all of mine were born.
Wouldn't have missed it.
Though I do still have a scar on the back of my hand.
True story.
I wasn't sure if she meant feet or pelvis. :snooty:Quote:
Originally Posted by GuillaumeThe size of her feets. Have you read her post at all.Quote:
Originally Posted by benchez
Did you actually watch the miracle or stay at the head end of the bed. :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley
Bit of both, stayed at Mrs JP's side, but also kept an eye on the business end, sort of leant over to look. I famously said at one point "It's got a head" she replied, somewhat tersely I though, "That's fucking all right then, idiot". I also had a look at the placenta chap to make sure that it looked nice and healthy. Just a swatch like, not a full examination. Watched the apgar tests being done and all that.Quote:
Originally Posted by benchezDid you actually watch the miracle or stay at the head end of the bed. :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley
I was holding No1 son when he opened his eyes the first time as the medical coves had Mrs JP otherwise occupied.
I was present for 3 C-Sections, like.
Unpleasant yet fantastic at the same time. The smell was wot done me in mostly.
Nothing romantic about a woman's innards being surgically displayed to you...3 times.
Still, I was there.
:lol::earl:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley
mrs jp sounds orsum to the max.
I used to be 5'10".
Now I'm 5'9".
Both official measurements.
True story.
Midget gems?Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787