ffs...I just zipped up me cawk. I was so looking forward to having taken the day off.
God is cruel. Indeed she is.
I suppose I should have another drink.
-bd :pinch:
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ffs...I just zipped up me cawk. I was so looking forward to having taken the day off.
God is cruel. Indeed she is.
I suppose I should have another drink.
-bd :pinch:
Oh man :(
I have never done this, thankfully. All this means is that I am exceptionally careful with the family jewels.
It does not mean I have a small penis :dabs:
Velcro trousers for the elderly. :smilie4:
I believe you. I managed to zip up my penis (and it's no mulder).Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
-bd :(
Tip : underwear may help prevent. (BroDoob, being loose is not always good)
My 9 year old cousin did the same a few days ago, his facial expression of total hopelessness was hilarious.
I guess there is an advantage of being a woman after all.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYsVcp1kUvA[/youtube]Quote:
Originally Posted by brotherdoobie
How the hell you get the beans above the frank!!!
The worst part of it...was that moment of indecision...where my meat was still entangled in the metal teeth and I knew that I had to unzip it, but I was afraid to actually to do the deed. My wife was yelling in the background - "Don't be a pussy...rip it off quickly, like a bandage."Quote:
Originally Posted by 100%
At that very moment - I hated her with all of my heart. True story.
-bd :cry:
Jesus Christ.
I went commando a few times 'til I zipped up some loose hairs and it pulled.
Ouch as all fuck.
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Fannies
Serve you right for not wearing pants, you little whore.Quote:
Originally Posted by brotherdoobie
Nearly,dear...nearly...Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
-bd :dabs: