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Are extremely arched eyebrows considered teh sexy, again?
My wife's friend Torri is over for a visit and is charming as ever. She's trying to talk my wife into shaping her eyebrows, like hers (she looks perpetually
perplexed).
I can't stand the gossipy hag. Why won't she just leave? :cry:
-bd
:lol:
Those eyebrows are silly and unattractive I think.
Get her out before she persuades your missus.
So...what you're saying is that I should drink loads more, and once I start drooling and making a general ass of myself - she'll feel inclined to leave.Quote:
Originally Posted by benchez
I'm googling pics of Joan Crawford as we speak. I'm going to make a mask. I'll report back. :happy:
-bd
That sounds like a fine plan my good man.
I'll look forward to your report. :smilie4:
I just downed an ice cold Becks and took a big swig of Cutty Sark. Torri's eyebrows are strangely alluring, atm. Her magic is strong. I must resist...
-bd :fear:
They aren't real. Don't fall for it.
I think I'll slap her in her cunt.
-bd
I'm drunk and horny and this wind bag knows that she is being a cock blocking twat.
I see her smiling smugly at me.
-bd
It's at times like this that a man's thoughts turn to threesomes and he soon finds himself sleeping on a mate's sofa :eyebrows:
She just left, ffs.
-bd :dabs:
Did you manage to get your hole bd?
Maybe she's from St. Louis and has a fondness for arches?
you can try the look in a Virtual Plastic Surgery software first . :D
I kept sending pic texts to my wife of Joan Crawford. She wasn't happy. I passed out after some good old fashioned - self satisfaction.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...obie/torri.jpg
-bd :dabs:
You mean you choked the bishop.
-Sherman :ermm:
I've been married for roughly 16 years. I've done killed the bishop and resuscitated him numerous times over the years.
My cawk is Lazarus, like.
-bd
Mine is Ahab.
-Sherman
Quote:
Originally Posted by VillageShaman
Does it point towards Mecca?...
-bd :mellow:
More likely it's having a whale of a time :yes:
I'll get my coat.
Sorry