I'm going to a wedding tomorrow and this evening I have to:
Dye my hair
Apply fake tan
Do my nails, hands and feet,
Sort my unruly eyebrows out
ETC
What order do I do it in?
Bath first and then hair?
Or hair first, then bath...
I just don't know :(
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I'm going to a wedding tomorrow and this evening I have to:
Dye my hair
Apply fake tan
Do my nails, hands and feet,
Sort my unruly eyebrows out
ETC
What order do I do it in?
Bath first and then hair?
Or hair first, then bath...
I just don't know :(
Omg, I'm feeling your struggle sister.
Hair first, because then you can leave it in the towel to dry a bit before styling it as you're having a bath and it will be held out of the water.
What are you doing with regards to body hair? If shaving do it in the bath, if using a cream leave it on to work while washing hair then you can wash it off with the shower head before running the bath (while your hair is up remember).
Eyebrows in bath, because the hot water softens your face and it doesn't hurt so much. Don't forget the towel and mirror and tweezers etc before you get in the bath to avoid having to get out for them.
Exfoliate while in bath to make sure fake tan takes properly.
Get out, dry yourself, apply fake tan, then do hair standing up while it dries. Blow drying it now will save time in the morning.
Nails, hands and feet, come last.
Good luck soldier, we're all behind you!
There should be a Gruesome Female Stuff Section.
-Sherman :/
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Originally Posted by Squeamous
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Originally Posted by Squeamous
It's just so much work to go watch my friend go get married in a cave, then go and dance in a marquee (have you SEEN the weather down here - its pelting it down)in a field.
Actually I'm really excited about the cave
http://www.carnglaze.com/weddings_1.0.htm
See you guys in about 6 hours!
It's a military operation, being a girl :yup:
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Originally Posted by CrabGirl
That is such a wonderful idea for a wedding! That's a really original idea. I love it!
No-one but you will know how much effort it takes to look that casually gorgeous :shifty:....except this lot.
Begin with a joint, followed by a beer... :yup:
Dirty sod :snooty:Quote:
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Originally Posted by Squeamous
I even bought some posh illuminating moisturiser in Boots. Got loads of freebies with it too as they had a makeup pallet free with no.7 and then they were chucking in another makeup box which had out of date vouchers in. Thats the good bit about being a girl.Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousYup, all in a days work, little lady.Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirl
That is such a wonderful idea for a wedding! That's a really original idea. I love it!
No-one but you will know how much effort it takes to look that casually gorgeous :shifty:....except this lot.
Yeh the caves are wicked. They do concerts in them from time to time and I really want to go and see Joey and the Lips in December there. I will have just been made redundant and should be feeling flush with me severence and last months wages.
Anyway, to work!
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Boots are evil. I get that free magazine of theirs and now I've got a list of half a dozen bottles of gunk I want to buy tomorrow :pinch:. No 7 had a 3 for 2 recently though, that was good :smilie4:.Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirl
By now I reckon you're onto eyebrow plucking :yup:
Or gets maimed. Lets not be a negative nancy :snooty:.Quote:
Originally Posted by Guillaume
Hair is a nice shade of dark red, forehead is a nice shade of dark red, as are ears. Bathroom is a nice shade of dark red also.Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousBoots are evil. I get that free magazine of theirs and now I've got a list of half a dozen bottles of gunk I want to buy tomorrow :pinch:. No 7 had a 3 for 2 recently though, that was good :smilie4:.Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirl
By now I reckon you're onto eyebrow plucking :yup:
Body is dehaired, exfoliated, buffed, polished, fake-tanned, and shiny. Left Ankle is bleeding slightly. Hands and feet are soft and youthful looking. Brows are plucked and groomed into shape. I in short, no longer resemble a dowdy yeti.
Just nails and any extras I think of to do, but having a break for dinner.
that is soo girly gay and overdramatic ..
fake
:dabs:
and mega fail
Can we get pics? I mean if you're doing all this work... :whistling
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Originally Posted by Hairbautt
I might post some from the wedding if i'm drunk enough.
right now all you'd get was mid-process. That is cheating
Could we settle for before/after shots, then?
Where's Mulder BTW, he should be doing the asking.
I'd do just with the after shots, to be honest.
-Sherman
Heres a before
http://lrkgoldendoodles.homestead.co...ardphantom.jpg
Well now I can see why the hips would be a problem with the green dress.
Totally wrong shape.
lol! The green dress isnt tomorrows wedding. Thats not till the end of september. Got a little black and white number for tomorrow.
Quite right, got to keep your strength up :yup:. Have you got the outfit and co-ordinating undies sorted?Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirl
The Nails are done and are dark pink. The dress is black and white and not too booby ...Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousQuite right, got to keep your strength up :yup:. Have you got the outfit and co-ordinating undies sorted?Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirl
As for undies... :naughty:
Awesome to the max.Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirl
All the best weddings used to be in caves.
I'll never understand why they did away with the wooden club. :sneaky:
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Originally Posted by CrabGirl
Careful. In this weather you're liable to leave your undercarriage behind if you sit on a plastic seat :pinch:.
I am in the bin... wedding was good, drinking was good, dancing was good, pissing around a very wet field was good, getting an hour sleep in the back of a van was good, starting drinking again upon waking was good, coming home and deciding to mever move again was very very good.
As I said, in teh fecking bin.
Can we have a before, after and after picture? :lol:
Oh jesus, I'm not inflicting the wreckage which is me upon the world. I am an utter state and I have I am a Lez written on my arm by a smartass 11 year old, bruises on my legs from pushing stuck cars out of a muddy field, and red red eyes.
Awwww come on! Show us :lol:
Was the Lez moniker because you pushed more cars than any of the fellas? :pinch:
no it was because i wrote twit all over the 11 year old.
He had to take it one step further didn't he.
slap him them or poke him in the eyes:D
You should have taken his virginity. That woulda learned him :fist:.Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirl
Ewww... he was being a cheeky little sod so me and his dad chased him round the field, pinned him down and wrote all over him.Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousYou should have taken his virginity. That woulda learned him :fist:.Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirl
Sounds like sexy time to me :smilie4:
frankly i dont think he suffered enough. more action needs to be taken
How much action? :unsure: