Pubic conundrum

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08-10-2008, 07:35 PM
Skweeky

Pubic conundrum

Very soon I won't be able to see the nether regions anymore, due to the size of my stomach.

Would it be safer to shave myself with the help of a few mirrors or would it be better to let the husband have a go with some Veet?

:pinch:
08-10-2008, 08:46 PM
The Flying Cow

Re: Pubic conundrum

I guess the husband would be safest.
08-10-2008, 09:15 PM
Mr JP Fugley

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08-10-2008, 09:35 PM
Squeamous

Re: Pubic conundrum

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skweeky

Very soon I won't be able to see the nether regions anymore, due to the size of my stomach.

Would it be safer to shave myself with the help of a few mirrors or would it be better to let the husband have a go with some Veet?

:pinch:

Can't you just get the midwife to have a go while you're squeezing the thing out? Two birds with one stone and all that :mellow:
08-11-2008, 01:17 AM
lynx

Re: Pubic conundrum

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

Two birds with one stone and all that :mellow:

Isn't that the Muslim solution to lesbianism?
08-11-2008, 01:38 AM
ZaZu

Re: Pubic conundrum

...or you could rely on the kindness of strangers.
08-11-2008, 06:30 PM
Biggles

Re: Pubic conundrum

I think if you can't see it you can safely assume it isn't there :dabs:
08-11-2008, 06:35 PM
Skweeky

Re: Pubic conundrum

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Originally Posted by Biggles

I think if you can't see it you can safely assume it isn't there :dabs:

I'd still be able to feel it though. What's the rule on that?
08-11-2008, 06:56 PM
Squeamous

Re: Pubic conundrum

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Originally Posted by Biggles

I think if you can't see it you can safely assume it isn't there :dabs:

That accounts for your dearth of sexy times :happy:
08-11-2008, 06:58 PM
Biggles

Re: Pubic conundrum

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

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Originally Posted by Biggles

I think if you can't see it you can safely assume it isn't there :dabs:

I'd still be able to feel it though. What's the rule on that?

You could go 1970s retro :w00t:
08-11-2008, 07:01 PM
Biggles

Re: Pubic conundrum

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

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Originally Posted by Biggles

I think if you can't see it you can safely assume it isn't there :dabs:

That accounts for your dearth of sexy times :happy:

Harsh to the max! :dabs:
08-11-2008, 07:03 PM
Skweeky

Re: Pubic conundrum

1970's retro eh?

Am I going to need matching platforms?
08-11-2008, 07:54 PM
lynx

Re: Pubic conundrum

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

1970's retro eh?

Am I going to need matching platforms?

Nah, just polish them well and no-one will notice the difference.
08-11-2008, 09:19 PM
Squeamous

Re: Pubic conundrum

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Originally Posted by Biggles

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

That accounts for your dearth of sexy times :happy:

Harsh to the max! :dabs:

If I wasn't married things would be very different. And no, you wouldn't get a say in it :snooty:
08-13-2008, 01:32 AM
j2k4

Re: Pubic conundrum

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Originally Posted by Biggles

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

I'd still be able to feel it though. What's the rule on that?

You could go 1970s retro :w00t:

Wasn't that known, style-wise, as a "brush-pile". :dabs:
08-13-2008, 06:18 AM
Skweeky

Re: Pubic conundrum

I dunno Kev, I wasn't alive in the 70's. You tell us :naughty:
08-13-2008, 09:49 AM
j2k4

Re: Pubic conundrum

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

I dunno Kev, I wasn't alive in the 70's. You tell us :naughty:

That would be the unshaven mode, of course. :whistling
08-13-2008, 08:16 PM
enoughfakefiles

Re: Pubic conundrum

I had to do this as my other half wanted it tidy down there for the birth of our daughter :pinch: