If you ain't honest only one way to find out :happy:
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PS: I ain't :)
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If you ain't honest only one way to find out :happy:
http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia...5/Eye_exam.JPG
PS: I ain't :)
Currently I'm not Asian but I'm considering switching.
I was very impressed with the Chinese ability to change 14 year old gymnasts into 16 year olds and have inquired about the possibility of reversing this magic.
If they could make me 25 again, I'm soooo there...
as if pulling your eye lids across actually works for that lol, eeeeee tis amazing but also im easily amused!
Always a plus in here. :dabs:Quote:
Originally Posted by Acid_death69
My dog is of asian descent.
He writes here on occasion.
haha nice!
lolQuote:
Originally Posted by clocker
hahaha that's hilarious.Quote:
Originally Posted by wazza100
:O The Chinese are indeed genial..but asking them to do the same for you is asking to much, unless of course you have a sex-change, first...and even then clocker let's be honest... :noes:Quote:
Originally Posted by clocker
lol yeah it is one of the best things i've found on the internetQuote:
Originally Posted by Hairbautthahaha that's hilarious.Quote:
Originally Posted by wazza100
So thats why I have bad eyesight?
What the hell are you for real? ಠ_ಠQuote:
Originally Posted by clocker
indians are asians but they dont have chinky eyes :dabs:
Do they not like chinese food?Quote:
Originally Posted by condom-man
indian food > chinese food
and we dont need to use sticks to eat food :dabs:
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1345/...fc57f65a5e.jpg
how can you even compare that food with chinese tadpole genetelia roast ? :dabs:
You use your hands instead, right.Quote:
Originally Posted by condom-man
and sometimes your foot when you hands become too greasyQuote:
Originally Posted by VillageShamanYou use your hands instead, right.Quote:
Originally Posted by condom-man
Neither do the Chinese in fact it's a well know fact why they use sticks. This is because of the lower carbon footprint that sticks leave ..compared to say stainless steel cutlery! Now if all the billion Chinese decided over-night to use steel to eat their meals with..then the world would be over before 21-12-2012 ..So basically that makes them champions of our environment :)Quote:
Originally Posted by condom-man
brilliant!!!!!!!!!!
lmao :D:D:D
that only happens in canada , especially french canadians do that .Quote:
Originally Posted by KFlintand sometimes your foot when you hands become too greasyQuote:
Originally Posted by VillageShaman
shaman,yes we use our hands .
i trust my hand more than any utensil :dry:
yep, especially around my epenisQuote:
Originally Posted by condom-manthat only happens in canada , especially french canadians do that .Quote:
Originally Posted by KFlint
shaman,yes we use our hands .
i trust my hand more than any utensil :dry:
LOL this is hilarious.Quote:
Originally Posted by wazza100yep, especially around my epenisQuote:
Originally Posted by condom-man
well, using stick is better than using your bare hands. even japanese do it
Guess indians are Matriarchs of the environment ..Quote:
Originally Posted by thewizeardNeither do the Chinese in fact it's a well know fact why they use sticks. This is because of the lower carbon footprint that sticks leave ..compared to say stainless steel cutlery! Now if all the billion Chinese decided over-night to use steel to eat their meals with..then the world would be over before 21-12-2012 ..So basically that makes them champions of our environment :)Quote:
Originally Posted by condom-man
we use only our hand and food is served on disposable leaves(in south India) ..
Now imagine how many resources wud go waste if Indians started using sticks .
yea unless you dont keep your hands clean :dabs: . why is it so hard to wash it with soapQuote:
Originally Posted by PlayeRLOL this is hilarious.Quote:
Originally Posted by wazza100
well, using stick is better than using your bare hands. even japanese do it
it is not hard at all to wash hands with soap.
I always use hands when I eat KFC..it would be too hard if i use sticks
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Originally Posted by wazza100
:lol::lol:
Nice one :P
Brilliant
twas ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by lubu