Whils scooping some ice cream ino a bowl and spider ran accross my path.
It is now blocking the way between me and the ice cream.
I have two cats who seem to have gone temporarily blind.
What do I do now??? :cry:
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Whils scooping some ice cream ino a bowl and spider ran accross my path.
It is now blocking the way between me and the ice cream.
I have two cats who seem to have gone temporarily blind.
What do I do now??? :cry:
Eat it. The saying is you eat 8 spiders in your life time.
That'll be 1 down 7 to go :smilie4:
Get one of your guns from the corner of the room and shoot it.
Point it out to your cats? Toss them at it? Get a napkin and smush it?
Offer it some ice cream FFS!
Dam this wins the prize for the most stupid thread ever.
Tutorial: How to eat ice cream being held hostage by spider.
Step 1: grab a spoon
Step 2: wack spider with spoon
Step 3: wash spoon
Step 4: eat Ice Cream with said spoon
:)
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Run skweeky. Run like the wind.
The spider is just as scared of you as you are of him (it?).
Oh wait, no he's not.
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Originally Posted by Skizo
I threw 2 cats at it but it didn't work. Luckily the husband came home about 10 minutes after. Which meant that the ice cream was half melted. win!
Kneecap the spider and watch it break-dance all over the Formica.
Alternatively, kick Old Geezer down the stairs and watch his hips splinter into a thousand pieces.
:lol: Genius options there from chalrisian.