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I note that there's now an opening in her friend portfolio on account of one of them turning out to be a puckered old cunt. I thought we could have a Paris Hilton style contest :smilie4:
Sooo, Crabby, what do we need to do to join the illustrious ranks?
Ewe are an uberbitch.
Got any car crash jokes?
I thought I was being amusing and friendly. How wrong can a girl be? :cry:
You're lovely. :console:
Chalice was just being amusing and friendly.
Oh that's alright then :snooty:
Ok, here's my manifesto:
1) I will always make sure I'm fatter and my make-up is less artfully applied
2) I will always remember your birthday and buy you pretty shiny things on it
3) I will not shag your boyfriend
4) More than once
5) I will pretend I really wish I had hips like yours
6) I will always get more pissed and embarrassing than you
7) I am not a member of Myspace
Well, I think I know who's going to win this contest :happy:
/quietly confident
I agree with Chavice, you were being totally insensitive and unnecessarily hurtful.
For shame.
:no:
I thought I was in the running there until I made it to point 6.
Brilliant thread.
Can anyone top squeamouses amazing offer, bearing in mind I will soon need a job and a shoulder to cry on...?
She's smiling on the outside but I sense tears.
Hush now, let me maintain my brittle facade a while longer will you.
Fair enough, your dignity is all you have left.
Don't even have that. Think I inadvertently exposed myself to my new polish downstairs neighbors by folding washing naked in front of a window that looks over the back garden that no one uses.... except now the new Polish neighbors.
I'm alreet though.
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:glag:
:glag:
Double:glag:
Triple:glag:
Chalice my man, I am glad my loss of dignity brings a smile to your face.
:lol:
I don't know if I can top Squeams offer, but here goes:
* I will always be hairier than you
* Your eyebrows will always look better than mine
* I can teach you swear words in 5 different languages
* I can always supply you with Belgian chocolate (my brother is a chocolatier)
* I will always show you any body parts on request.
*
We have a winner.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
Marry me!Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
lol tis a good thread:p Im curious to whether someone will actually win and not bribe CG with chocolate:P
I bet my sister is chocolatier than Skweeky's brother. She weighs about 20 stone :yup:
:blink: OhQuote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
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Originally Posted by SqueamousMarry me!Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
I guess there would be no harm. It's not like I'm already married to a girl and I can't see the husband objecting (much)
As long as he doesn't mind sleeping on the sofa when I come over :snooty:
3 in the bed and the little one said......... sleep on the sofa!
Quite!
We have a big massive super king size bed :shifty:
There might be enough room for 3, but not 4 surely!
Oh Skweeks! Thats amazing... its a close run thing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
However I do not think you would be hairier than me. I am greek and aging remember!
Buy a bigger bed and we'll all share. You, Squeamous, me, hubby and little un.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
It'll be fun!
I am part Slovakian. I am bound to be hairier than you. I can comb the hair on my arms ffs :lol:
I think maybe it would be a better idea if we just padded a whole room so we could sleep anywhere. Even on the ceiling.
lol i think you should spike the hair on ya arms, would it work?
:O You're describing a Swinger's sex room! Except the padding is usually wipe clean :sick:Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky