My eyes, I can not focus.
All the letters seem blurred,
i
typeon pure instinct.
Diagnosis please.
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My eyes, I can not focus.
All the letters seem blurred,
i
typeon pure instinct.
Diagnosis please.
Ewe're not wearing your glasses, like.
what?
typing seems like hard work too.
Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease.Quote:
Originally Posted by 100%
Just make an appointment at the front desk and we'll have you sorted in a jiffy.
Or, maybe you're pregnant.
I'll think about it and get back to you.
drunk maybe ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by 100%
Semen build-up. Have a wank.Quote:
Originally Posted by 100%
My God, it's up to his eyes? I'm now having visions of him crying tears of sperm :fear:
Thanks for that
:lol:
forced her to take a cab home for "lunch".
My eyeball focus has been totally restored, as is coordination (less of stumbling).
No surgery was necessary.
Thank you for your diagnosticisms.
Well we can add this to the most rediculous thread column.
We could but that would be selly.
Ah. Trying to suck me in huh to correct your spelling?Quote:
Originally Posted by clocker
He cirtainly isn't.
Not likely, your dictionary doesn't even know how to spell, what fucking chance have you got.Quote:
Originally Posted by Old GeezerAh. Trying to suck me in huh to correct your spelling?Quote:
Originally Posted by clocker
Hi Callum, how goes it with you mate.
Not bad, I've made my insulting post for the weekend and can now sit back and relax.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
You're up a bit late, is there something good on the telly?
Nah I was working late so I'm just making Friday night a bit later.
On a friday! Can't you tell your work that you do your big shop on a friday after work, it always works for me.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
There wasn't really anyone to tell. I was the only person there.
Otherwise that's a fabulous plan and I shall use it in the future.
My God JP Do you ever sleep?
That's what work's for, Shirley.
I thought you were one of those secret soldiers who has a bit of their brain cut out so they never have to sleep :fear:
They cut out the wrong bit. Now I have no sense of decorum.
Whilst we're at it, is your pelvis still being a cunt.
:lol:
:(
Yeah mate, I'm now on two crutches, but the pain has subsided so I can at least get around the house etc...
Finishing work in two weeks and should hopefully have passed my driving test by then.
The car will be really handy when the hunlet comes along.
Stop insulting my unborn baby ffs. Have you no sense of decency?
No sense of decorum, I told you that.