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1. The first night I met you, I thought you had a big butt.(this one isn't made up I actually said it someone before)
2. Wow, that's the worst haircut I've ever seen, did you do it yourself or did a barber do it?
3. How many guys have you been with?
4. Pay for the date? I thought you were from Europe! Be independent, woman.
5. Your vibrator is dirty.
how about...
did you poop before we made love because your pussy stinked...
did you gain weight???
I love you honey but I am fucking someone else so I'll see you at 10 ok?
Honey, your armpits stink...
Honey, you have bad breath
Honey, I can't stand your fart get the fuck outta here
Honey, you stink go take a shower
Honey, I dont love you anymore
Honey, why are you being so bitchy?
:angry:
your tits a sagging?
james_bond_rulez-boy you really like this thread don't cha? ;)
but seriously, muscleman said a good one it was so obvious I missed it B)
:lol:Quote:
Originally posted by Adster@16 September 2003 - 21:09
your tits a sagging?
Get your ass in the kitchen and bake me up an apple pie, bitch!
---Tried this one on my wife, I didn't get the proper response. <_<
1. Honey? Did U jump supernodes?
2. Baby? Did U hit the "Download" button?
3. Sweetie? Did U try searching for more sources?
4. Darling? Did U Turn On the PC?
5. EX? :rtfm:
finally I said it...Quote:
Originally posted by MediaSlayer@17 September 2003 - 05:44
james_bond_rulez-boy you really like this thread don't cha? ;)
but seriously, muscleman said a good one it was so obvious I missed it B)
been holding it up inside for a very LONG time... :D
You **** funny.
**** does that better than you.
Would you mind if I picked you up a douche on the way home?
Have you ever considered using a douche?
You are a douche!
:P :P :P
Unless you have an incurable, always fatal illness, I'd advise against allowing the following remarks to even enter your mind.......let alone escape your lips in the presence of a female................women are psychic you know ! :blink:
1) No sweetheart, that dress doesn't make your ass look too big........your fat ass does.
2) Wow, you look pretty good for the age you'll be in about 10 years from now.
3) Of course I love you........I just f**ked you didn't I ?
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As a compliment, or negatively? 'Cause big ones are not necessarily bad at all...Quote:
Originally posted by MediaSlayer@17 September 2003 - 04:53
1. The first night I met you, I thought you had a big butt.(this one isn't made up I actually said it someone before)
If you guys aren't already single....you're gonna be soon <_<
ichi, they can say what they like....we still spit in their beer. ;)
i said something along those lines to my ex :lol:Quote:
3) Of course I love you........I just f**ked you didn't I ?
but we know what you are spitting out.............Quote:
Originally posted by lilmiss@18 September 2003 - 00:16
ichi, they can say what they like....we still spit in their beer. ;)
And that doesn't concern you????????? :huh:Quote:
Originally posted by HeavyMetalParkingLot@18 September 2003 - 00:17
but we know what you are spitting out.............
And that doesn't concern you????????? :huh: [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by ichibanarky+18 September 2003 - 00:20--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (ichibanarky @ 18 September 2003 - 00:20)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-HeavyMetalParkingLot@18 September 2003 - 00:17
but we know what you are spitting out.............
yer not too playful in the bedroom, no?
That depends on whether or not someone is "worth" playing with...... <_<Quote:
Originally posted by HeavyMetalParkingLot@18 September 2003 - 00:22
yer not too playful in the bedroom, no?
can i stick it up your poop shoot again?
your mom is hot!!!
would you like to sit on my face, its a very comfortable place
your quite a slag arent you?
Example of someone who is NOT worth playing with -_-Quote:
Originally posted by Spider_dude@18 September 2003 - 00:24
can i stick it up your poop shoot again?
your mom is hot!!!
would you like to sit on my face, its a very comfortable place
your quite a slag arent you?
:D yup. :PQuote:
Originally posted by ichibanarky@18 September 2003 - 00:25
Example of someone who is NOT worth playing with -_-
Perhaps these are less vulgar, but take far more guts to say (and fewer brain cells)
- Will You Marry Me?
- I Do!
- I am not paying that much for a wedding dress!
- HOW MUCH?! (in context to anything she wants)
- I can do the job myself, who needs to call in a plumber?
just a few
the number 1 thing you will never say to a women is only one word and if you ever say it they will kill you (im not sure if its only Australian wemon) never says this word
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....C.U.N.T
I got dumped for that then i find out that ever women hate it, also
i love you jenny (girlfriends name is kylie)
(say during sex) TAKE IT LIKE MIKE ????? :unsure:
(Scream) NIPPLE GRIPPLE (and grab there ankles)
You remind me of your mother
i think ive gotta bigger cup then you
damn that girls fine
Me and the mates are just at a strip club hun, ill be home after this lapdance
HeHe :P