eastbourne is full of piss heads!1

on the way back to the flat just now there was a tramp lent against the wall just outside having a piss ffs! in broad daylight! i spotted him yards back and slowed until he'd finished and put him self away and then when passing me he said you alright mate and stuck both thumbs up :blink: was gonna say i fucking was till i saw your tramp cock pissing right next to my gate! but thouight it best not to say anything :ermm:

and on the way back from the corner shop last night i was carrying these bags and walking past this restaurant there was this big fat guy stood outside, definitely not a bouncer and he said they look heavy mate, i said yeah then he said i've buried many bodies in my time :ermm:

/i shall update this thread should anymore creepy fat tramp piss occurrences occur.

Thanks for keeping us up to speed on developments.

n/p :eyebrows:

ffs, just how posh was lincoln if ewe've never seen someone pish in the street?

i've seen people pish in the street ...i've pished in the street! but i haven't done it on a busy high street in day light and then given two thumbs up to the occupant, i don't know what sort of shennanigans ewe get up to in zoocastle :snooty:

It's quite recent that they got the option to piss anywhere other than in the street.

Their menfolk are still limited to that.

You've obviously never been to the Gallowgate.

Someone just sent me this text, I thought it was quite funny:

A women goes to the doctor begging desperately for help. In hushed tones she explains that her vagina has started to speak. She pulls down her kinckers, her lips part and whisper 'Rangers are gonna win the league'
The doctor replies 'I'm afraid we're in the middle of an epidemic! Lots of fannies have started talking like this!'

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You've obviously never been to the Gallowgate.

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Are ewe talking about in newcastle or scotland?:unsure:

Scotland.

You've moved to Eastbourne? For the love of boobies WHY??? That's where people go to die!!!

i was walking through town today and it was packed with young vagina h'actually :snooty:

You are using the word "town" loosely yes?

Played mini-golf yet?

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i was walking through town today and it was packed with young vagina h'actually :snooty:

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Thats the East Europeans brought in to slave after the oldies tho, it dont count unless you've decided to learn Polish or Romanian.

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Scotland.

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You've been to both.

You may have kept your eyes shut when you went through Newcastle's though.. :unsure:

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You are using the word "town" loosely yes?

Played mini-golf yet?

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played and won. :snooty:

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Scotland.

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You've been to both.

You may have kept your eyes shut when you went through Newcastle's though.. :unsure:

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Hmmm, have I?

Sounds loike you pissed someone orf :)

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You've been to both.

You may have kept your eyes shut when you went through Newcastle's though.. :unsure:

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Hmmm, have I?

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Yep, I was there at the time.

I remember you throwing up a couple of hours later.

I have yet to come to a conclusion on whether it was the food at the restaurant or just the fact you walked through the damn place to get to it.

I threw up? When was this? Was this when I had that virus?

Why? Are you lost? :eyebrows:

best holiday i've ever had, Tunisia due to going there with a secksy female :smilie4:

Seems like you're being groomed mouldy!

it happens :smilie4: