I stole a park bench

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03-22-2009, 11:13 AM
Bone.W.Machine

I stole a park bench

I just stole a park bench ...

The bench is great, it has got some nice complexive details in iron. I've been scouting the bench for several weeks on the way back home from work and now I have finally found enough courage to take the shit with me home. I carried it as gently as I could up the stairs into my apartment, and out on the balcony! Damn, it fits really perfectly.
Normally I never steal, but I really wanted to have it.

So, what have you fellow filesharingtalkers stolen? :P

I love my bench!
03-22-2009, 11:22 AM
Something Else

Re: I stole a park bench

Me and my mates stole a park bench, took it across the park, up a tree, right to the top and roped it in place.

It was an orsum place for an afternoon nap. :happy:
03-23-2009, 07:09 AM
Squeamous

Re: I stole a park bench

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bone.W.Machine

Normally I never steal, but I really wanted to have it.

Brilliant. I really want to break into your house and steal your stereo, so I'll take that as permission.

Fucking idiot.
03-23-2009, 07:37 AM
pone44

Re: I stole a park bench

What did you guys do up there? :naughty: :P

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fun.T.Claps

Me and my mates stole a park bench, took it across the park, up a tree, right to the top and roped it in place.

It was an orsum place for an afternoon nap. :happy:
03-23-2009, 07:38 AM
hoodeh

Re: I stole a park bench

:lol:
I bet you didn't see that one coming
03-23-2009, 07:39 AM
hoodeh

Re: I stole a park bench

Quote:

Originally Posted by Squeamous

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bone.W.Machine

Normally I never steal, but I really wanted to have it.

Brilliant. I really want to break into your house and steal your stereo, so I'll take that as permission.

Fucking idiot.

:lol:
I bet you didn't see that one coming
03-23-2009, 07:46 AM
Squeamous

Re: I stole a park bench

I've changed my mind. I broke in, but all I found was a Sanyo walkman and a nose trimmer. Everything else was worthless :(
03-23-2009, 07:46 AM
Bone.W.Machine

Re: I stole a park bench

Quote:

Originally Posted by Squeamous

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bone.W.Machine

Normally I never steal, but I really wanted to have it.

Brilliant. I really want to break into your house and steal your stereo, so I'll take that as permission.

Fucking idiot.

You take that as a permission? Doesn't make any sense to me, but then again, you're a brit. :naughty:
I don't have a stereo by the way.:pimp:
03-23-2009, 10:04 AM
Artemis

Re: I stole a park bench

Actually I altered the location of a parking meter once........
Someone with advanced driving skills had mounted the kerb and hit the meter, breaking the concrete loose around the base. We conveniently turned up in a small van, and on discovering it's less than secure anchoring put it in the back of the van.
It ended up rolling around in the back of the van for awhile so after a couple of weeks we put it proudly on front lawn of the local paper. There was this photo of the police crime prevention manager for the region inserting a 50c piece into a parking meter in the middle of this huge lawn on the front page of the paper.With the photo was a lovely and indepth exposition on the rising tide of vandalism.
Your only young once............
03-23-2009, 10:37 AM
Barbarossa

Re: I stole a park bench

I stole some curtain rings and a rubber washer once :dabs:
03-23-2009, 01:35 PM
Something Else

Re: I stole a park bench

I stole a ticket inspector's briefcase in Germany once. The cunt gave me a fine. What was I supposed to do. Pay it?
03-23-2009, 04:37 PM
lamuller

Re: I stole a park bench

What si this the thiefs section?
Such proud people, the Queen must be proud.
I wonder if any of you met the big guy in prison, ater froping the soap?
03-23-2009, 04:52 PM
Squeamous

Re: I stole a park bench

But before learning to spell.......
03-23-2009, 05:18 PM
Something Else

Re: I stole a park bench

Didn't a tramp break in to Buckingham Palace once and shag the Queen.?

If he did, we wouldn't know about it, Shirley.
03-23-2009, 05:23 PM
Barbarossa

Re: I stole a park bench

No, it was just Prince Phillip again, he'd forgotten to have a shave :pinch:
03-23-2009, 06:55 PM
Something Else

Re: I stole a park bench

:somekindofdrumsmilie:
03-23-2009, 09:13 PM
Spider_dude

Re: I stole a park bench

i'm always fropping the soap
03-23-2009, 10:36 PM
Rat Faced

Re: I stole a park bench

Quote:

Originally Posted by lamuller

What si this the thiefs section?
Such proud people, the Queen must be proud.
I wonder if any of you met the big guy in prison, ater froping the soap?

Why? She's German.. don't matter what the British get upto...
03-23-2009, 10:37 PM
Rat Faced

Re: I stole a park bench

Quote:

Originally Posted by Squeamous

I've changed my mind. I broke in, but all I found was a Sanyo walkman and a nose trimmer. Everything else was worthless :(

Nose Trimmer musta been broken too, I think.
03-23-2009, 11:34 PM
weenden

Re: I stole a park bench

you sona of bitch you stole parkbenchi well put em back now!
03-23-2009, 11:44 PM
pone44

Re: I stole a park bench

:idunno:
03-24-2009, 12:20 AM
Barbarossa

Re: I stole a park bench

LOL

:ermm:
03-24-2009, 12:24 AM
Albo Da Kid

Re: I stole a park bench

:huh:
03-24-2009, 10:12 AM
pridah

Re: I stole a park bench

not so cool imo....
03-24-2009, 11:07 AM
Artemis

Re: I stole a park bench

What do they seriously think they are going to get as a ransom for benchi ? A schmoke n a pancake ? :blink: