Best Clean Joke Ever!

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> Italian, a Scotsman and a Chinese man, are hired at a
> Construction site.
>
> The foreman points out a huge pile of sand.
>
> He says to the Italian guy, 'You're in charge of
> sweeping.'
>
> To the Scotsman he says, 'You're in charge of
> shoveling.'
>
> And to the Chinese guy, 'You're in charge of
> supplies.'
>
> He then says, 'Now, I have to leave for a little while.
> I expect you men to make a dent in that pile of sand.'
>
> So when the foreman returns after being away for a couple
> of hours the pile of sand is untouched.
>
> He asks the Italian, 'Why didn't you sweep any of
> it?'
>
> The Italian replies, 'I no hava no broom. You saida to
> the Chinesea fella that he a wasa ina charge of supplies,
> but he hasa disappeared and I no coulda finda him
> nowhere.'
>
> Then
> the foreman turns to the Scotsman and says 'And you, I
> thought I told you to shovel this pile.'
>
> The Scotsman replies, 'Aye, that ye did laddie, boot ah
> could nae get meself a shoovel. Ye left th' Chinese
> gadgie in chairge of supplies, boot ah couldna fin' him
> neither.'
>
>
> The foreman is really angry now.. He storms off toward the
> pile of sand to look for the Chinese gent.
>
> Just then, the Chinese man leaps out from behind the pile
> of sand and yells,
> 'SUPPLIES!!!!

yea.. it was kinda funny. :lol:
but the chinese are workin on their english skills to have a better chance of getting a bigger slice of the outsourcing business.

i wonder how long will this 'joke' be perceived as humorous. :P

funny stuff

hahaha :thumbsup:

funny hahaha.........

funny hahaha.........

Props to you man ;) :D

he he good one

I've heard something similar but for a different race.

LMAO.. That one was good. Thanks dude

:lol: Funny I admit albeit stereotypical.

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