You make it real for me, Michelle. Thank you for saving me. I owe you everything. There is nothing better in the whole wide world than kissing you.
Word.
Love, Paul
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You make it real for me, Michelle. Thank you for saving me. I owe you everything. There is nothing better in the whole wide world than kissing you.
Word.
Love, Paul
First of all, it was just a latte. She saved you 55 cents because it was Wednesday. Everybody got the same deal. You owe her 5 dollars minus the 55 cents. Don't forget to tip her!Quote:
Originally Posted by brotherdoobie
Yes. Yes, there are better things that she does. Sometimes her mouth is involved, other times not. Her smooth, shapely body moves and sweats in ALL the right places. Her tongue is like an enchanted serpent that delicately protrudes in and out of every moist, delicate area.
Oh, I could tell you many, many more stories, but I am headed for bed- with guess who...? This night will leave me drained and weak until we meet again for a quick lunchtime "snack". She won't go home hungry! Let me guess, bologna again? That's alright. Michelle will be bringing you home some "leftovers". Enjoy, but watch your sodium intake!
First of all, I don't drink lattes. Move along, lad.
-doobs :dabs:
Oh, btw...if you ever talk about my wife, like that again; I will hunt you down and slap you with a slightly used pickle, silly.
K?
Piss off.
That is all.
-bd
sorry doobs.
1. I was drifting into a late-night Ambien coma.
2. Who posts serious love lines on a "lounge forum?
3. Upon rereading it sober. I realize it is much cruder than it seemed last night. Again- Ambien. :(
4. I do apologize. Peace.
I wish you and the Mrs. all the best.
sorry doobs.
1. I was drifting into a late-night Ambien coma.
2. Who posts serious love lines on a "lounge forum?
3. Upon rereading it sober. I realize it is much cruder than it seemed last night. Again- Ambien. :(
4. I do apologize. Peace.
I wish you and the Mrs. all the best.
Np. I took it as a joke. Besides...my pickle is a pacifist.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...UsedPickle.jpg
-doobs
:D If not a pacifist, at least a "conscientious observer". Either way, that is more pickle than I want to cross.
Hold on doobs... is that Razz's cucumber? :o
Have I been threatened with someone else's piskle? What kind of twisted 3-way have I been drawn into?!!! I feel kinda dirty. And cheap. :(
:lol: this is pure comedy
Possibly...Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
:whistling
-doobs
Not only are pickles a VERY personal item, but dozens of diseases can easily be spread by using an unprotected pickle. Please tell me that you, at the very least, got permission to "borrow" the pickle before using it...
I think it is best for all involved to get checked out- and we should get a detailed list of everyone who has "used" said pickle in the past 10 years.:unsure:
Quote:
Originally Posted by brotherdoobiePossibly...Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
:whistling
-doobs
Welll, it all started with Ron, who owned a brothel in Belgium...
hey bdoodie post what you want