when I take shits.
How to fix this?
Seriously.
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when I take shits.
How to fix this?
Seriously.
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Stop shitting, obviousment.Quote:
Originally Posted by Seedler
Try eating more bran,Bananas,fruit etc plenty of fluids and then you should pitch a loaf not a cactus :)
Colostomy :idunno:Quote:
Originally Posted by SkizStop shitting, obviousment.Quote:
Originally Posted by Seedler
I heard a funny way explained in a medical way about your problem, Its called an Impacted stool, Who thinks up these names? for more info a nice lady will tell you what you already know by now. Impacted stool hehehe http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZfcaYJcxdM&NR=1
Shove a toilet brush up there and run it back and forth a few dozen times to loosen any obstructions; follow this with an enema of isopropyl alcohol to sterilize things.
Right as rain on no time.
No one is interested in hearing about your sex life.Quote:
Originally Posted by j2k4
That should bring a tear to his brown eye
Try being the "pitcher" instead of the "catcher" for awhile. Maybe you have had a few too many rough "innings"...:idunno:
You should eat the fuck out of some of fresh fruit, and dark green veggies; follow that up with a quart of prune juice, and 4 tablespoons of Castor oil.
Do it.
-doobs
a quick "medicine" is: orange juice and garlic (bend it, cus the garlic must be smashed)
On a regular basis, you have to drink something like 1 litre of water per day. This is very important. Also do as said above, eat a lot of veggetables (green ones).
I hate to be the voice of reason here but "it hurts when I shit" is not necessarily descriptive of constipation and could be indicative of some serious condition.
If the situation continues maybe seeing a medical professional and not asking advice from some twits on the internet would be advisable.
^^ Best post so far. Good man IdolEyes787.
@OP: I know it may feel embarrassing to go speak to a real life human doctor about this, but it will pay off in the end (pardon the pun).
Mind you, I'm reminded of that scene in Jackass. By chance did you pass out a party the other night. Maybe you have a toy car up there.
Plus, you're not telling us where it hurts. Does it hurt your stomach or your actual rectum?
When basic actions like that become sore you really should see a doctor; it could be anything from constipation to intestinal spasms to haemorrhoids or something a lot more serious!
Fuck sake.