All morning there has been some sort of white shit falling from the skies. It appears to be accumulating on the ground a couple inches deep. :unsure:
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All morning there has been some sort of white shit falling from the skies. It appears to be accumulating on the ground a couple inches deep. :unsure:
Oh, well I see where this is going.
Volcanic ash .Suggest you stock up on supplies and lock yourself in the root cellar before the rioting starts.
Unless it really is white shit in which case have a shower.
I've stocked up already.
Jigsaw puzzles - purchased at the dollar store. Only used once and only missing one piece each.
Lean Cuisine Swedish Meatballs - 'nuff said.
Digital camera - obviously someone will say post a request for pics of said Texas white shit. Immediately after the storm I'll need to take pictures of the white mounds outside and post captions such as, "MY TRUCK IS UNDER THERE SOMEWHERE LOL!!!!!"
Gallon of bleach - I might as well get som cleaning done while I'm stuck here.
Sex toy - the roads will be impassable, making my weekly visit to a prostitute impossible.
You shoulda timed it right by ordering one & then have her conveniently stuck at your place.
Imagine the possibilities.
Which, by the way, I'm sure you will.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hairbautt
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I guess i have about a meter and a half of shit outside atm!
What the crazy fuck is a meter?
It's Canada's secret plan to take over Texas akin to a Borg invasion... resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
The next step is to replace every show on TV with a hockey game. Once done, pure Canucks you'll be.
Welcome to the Polar Bear club :)
As a Canadian who just spent $1500 on a machine whose sole purpose is to remove large mounds of that white stuff from his driveway, I'm having a nice little chuckle over seeing someone get worked up enough to post over a couple of inches of it :D
I have over 2 feet of white shit covering the grounds around my house, its cold too.
It's all melted now. :(
Tomorrows high is supposed to be 55 degrees and not a cloud in the sky. :)
Here, some Texas export is now our regional manager. He's got lego hair.
I am used to seeing white shit at my house this time of year but that's gonna be awfully hard to do with 50 degree temps and rain! This will be the first time in almost a dozen years that I haven't seen snow by now. I guess I should expect in July! TYVM global warming! LOL
5 feet then :PQuote:
Originally Posted by Hairbautt
What's this lego hair you speak of? :huh:Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
You know, like the hair of a wee Lego man. Looks like a solid plastic mass.