I Used To Believe.....

one time I called my brother a bastard. my father overheard, he smacked me and said do you know what that word means? I said no. he responded, it's someone who doesn't have a proper daddy. So i thought that a bastard was half-human, half monster. :lol: :lol:

I used to believe that after the number "ten" came the numbers "tendy-one, tendy-two..." etc. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I couldn't understand why my grandmother wore an ear-grenade (hearing aid). It sounded very dangerous to me :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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I used to believe that you get square eyes by watching to much tv. <_<
I used to believe children came out of the womans belly button. :blink:

Not for long though ;)

I used to believe that if you masturbated you&#39;d go blind :D
I wear glasses so I guess they&#39;re half right. :blink:

I used to believe that Morpheus was the best filesharing application...

/me hides :ph34r:

Ohh gosh hmm. I used to think "pancakes" were pandacakes.


I used to think masterbating was something I invented. I remember as a kid saying "Wow, I wonder how many people actually do this, I&#39;m probably the only one."


I have more...I&#39;ll have to think though....

If you swallow chewing gum it sticks to your insides for the rest of your life and collects fluff.

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Originally posted by CadeLaguana@25 October 2003 - 14:09
I used to think masterbating was something I invented. I remember as a kid saying "Wow, I wonder how many people actually do this, I&#39;m probably the only one."

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That is one of the funniest things I&#39;ve ever heard&#33; :lol:

@NikkiD

You should be ashamed of yourself.








Actually, I used to use that thing too. Also :ph34r:

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Originally posted by CadeLaguana@25 October 2003 - 19:09
I used to think masterbating was something I invented. I remember as a kid saying "Wow, I wonder how many people actually do this, I&#39;m probably the only one."

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Don&#39;t talk about that kind of stuff on a board like this. Somebody might patent your invention :lol: :lol: :lol:

If you pick your nose too much your head will cave in.

In kindergarten, I was told by a friend that his brother had to have an operation because he ate watermelon seeds and they grew in his stomach and wrapped around his heart.


In the same year, I was shown naked women in a Playboy stolen by a 2nd grader. In those days, the ladies sported the full inverted triangle. I assumed that the "vagina" was hidden somewhere in that triangle of hair. I also thought it was circular. I now know it is a rhomboid and located behind the right ear.
http://www.puberty101.com/images/fem...ic_stage_5.gif

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Originally posted by nikita69@25 October 2003 - 17:52
one time I called my brother a bastard. my father overheard, he smacked me and said do you know what that word means? I said no. he responded, it&#39;s someone who doesn&#39;t have a proper daddy. So i thought that a bastard was half-human, half monster. :lol: :lol:

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It is astonishing how many people, when asked what a bastard is, will answer

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Someone who doesn&#39;t have a dad

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- What exactly are they thinking?&#33;

I used to think the Tremelo bar on a guitar was what gave it the over driven sound :ph34r: :ph34r:

You may now completely rip the crap outta me :ph34r:

Jonno B)

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Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@25 October 2003 - 14:58
I used to think the Tremelo bar on a guitar was what gave it the over driven sound :ph34r: :ph34r:

You may now completely rip the crap outta me :ph34r:

Jonno B)

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Me points and laughs&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :lol: :lol: :lol:

I read somewhere that you can only see ghosts in mirrors and you can&#39;t see vampires in them at all.
This made washing my hands in front of the bathroom mirror at night very tricky as I&#39;d have to stare into the mirror checking for ghost and whip my head around every few seconds to make sure no vampires were sneaking up on me. :P

I used to believe that the majority vote wins in a presidential election.

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Originally posted by razorsharp013@25 October 2003 - 19:59

Me points and laughs&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :lol: :lol: :lol:

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*Takes a bow* :lol: :lol:

I also used to believe that there was a little guy inside the radio :ph34r:

And that the word "Gulable" had been removed from the dictionary :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

When I was little my father told me Guy Fawkes night was a celebration of an attempt to blow up parliament.

I am now 46 and have come to the conclusion that he may not have been joking. :blink: :blink:

I also saw or read something about tiny killer creatures using drains to gain entry to houses. I drove everyone crazy by ensuring all plugs were firmly wedged into all plug holes at all times. This, by and large, I have got over. :rolleyes:

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Originally posted by infamousalbo101@25 October 2003 - 20:03
I&#39;d have to stare into the mirror checking for ghost and whip my head around every few seconds to make sure no vampires were sneaking up on me. :P

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i still do that :unsure: i&#39;m a wuss

Next, you&#39;ll be telling me that there&#39;s no such person as Father Christmas :(

I used to believe that the monster under my bed had a grudge against me. Because of this I pretended to be a deferent person each night so the monster wouldn&#39;t take me to Alaska, which I used to believe was the coldest place I the universe, and that in you stayed there for more that a second you&#39;d die&#33;&#33;

I also used to believe that the moon was just the sun turning it&#39;s self off. :blink:


PIES&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

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Originally posted by Spatula Geek Girl@26 October 2003 - 02:40
I used to believe that the monster under my bed had a grudge against me. Because of this I pretended to be a deferent person each night so the monster wouldn&#39;t take me to Alaska, which I used to believe was the coldest place I the universe, and that in you stayed there for more that a second you&#39;d die&#33;&#33;

I also used to believe that the moon was just the sun turning it&#39;s self off. :blink:


PIES&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

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I&#39;m off to Alaska with a hot water bottle. :D

I used to think the cement holding the bricks together on a wall was made out of sherbert so i used to get a screw driver and pick at the wall and i used to eat it :blink:


I also thought if you are bleeding you have to get the hose and pump your self back up. :lol:

My brother and I fully believed that the kid on the Play-Doh canister was saying:

Don&#39;t Eat It&#33;

http://www.tomy.co.jp/play-doh/images/p_02.gif


there&#39;s more, but it&#39;s hard to remember.

i used to think that bacon was made of dog meat.. i have no clue why it was probly my sister trying to make me a vegitarian :lol:

I used to believe that eating the crusts on your sandwiches would make you hair go curley... and that drinking beer would give you a hairy chest.

I always ate my crusts, and drank a lot of beer as a teenager...

The result? I now have perfectly straight hair and an utterly hairless chest. :(

Oh... my mum also told me that if I played with my belly button, it would come loose and my bum would fall off&#33; :lol:

lmfao ur bum will fall off lol

to wat cade said about wankin, thats the same t hing that happendt o me&#33;&#33;&#33;

and first when the little guys leaked they werent sticky so i thought it was my pee but then after 1 year they turned sticky and more white so now i know :)

When I was little, I used to think that peopled pee&#39;d from their belly-button. I attempted this unsuccessfully, and soon learned the correct way.

My brother used to think that the word "agenda" referred to the female genitalia.

More as my memory resurfaces.

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[i]Originally posted by uNz@25 October 2003 - 22:57
II now have perfectly straight hair and an utterly hairless chest. :(

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thats a good thing :)

Hmm, don&#39;t remember too many.

I used to think that if you slept with the covers completely over your head, the vampires who&#39;d come in the night to eat you would be dissuaded by the blanket, and find someone else to make their meal.

Edit: And it seems to be true. I haven&#39;t been supper for any vampires.

:ninja:

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Originally posted by Infested Cats@26 October 2003 - 07:16
When I was little, I used to think that peopled pee&#39;d from their belly-button. I attempted this unsuccessfully, and soon learned the correct way.

My brother used to think that the word "agenda" referred to the female genitalia.

More as my memory resurfaces.

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Regarding your sig, november 28th is my birthday :huh:

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Originally posted by RGX+26 October 2003 - 16:59--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (RGX @ 26 October 2003 - 16:59)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Infested Cats@26 October 2003 - 07:16
When I was little, I used to think that peopled pee&#39;d from their belly-button. I attempted this unsuccessfully, and soon learned the correct way.

My brother used to think that the word "agenda" referred to the female genitalia.

More as my memory resurfaces.

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Regarding your sig, november 28th is my birthday :huh: [/b][/quote]
That&#39;s WeeMouse&#39;s birthday too :blink:

I used to think that if you drank milk you grew breasts...still never touch the stuff :(

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Originally posted by mrcall1969@26 October 2003 - 18:04
I used to think that if you drank milk you grew breasts...still never touch the stuff :(

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....I used to drink a lot of milk,and still do, and well.....you know it isn&#39;t true :lol: :lol:

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Originally posted by Skweeky+26 October 2003 - 18:24--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Skweeky @ 26 October 2003 - 18:24)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-mrcall1969@26 October 2003 - 18:04
I used to think that if you drank milk you grew breasts...still never touch the stuff&nbsp; :(

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....I used to drink a lot of milk,and still do, and well.....you know it isn&#39;t true :lol: :lol: [/b][/quote]
Really?? :o :o

:lol: :lol:

idiot

Speghetti was Spis-ghetti


Critters (from the movie horror movie Critters) lived under my bed....but, I must of had a death wish because I would sleep on my floor and stick my legs under the bed just to see if these Critters were as bad as the movie said.


Writing on your arm with pen will cause the ink to sink into your blood stream and poison you.