Is MBM The Most Complete Human Being You've Ever Never Met? Or Wot?

Are you for real, daddy-O? Were you gagged as a child (or in recent years)?

Are you going all Streisand and Hearst and Midler and Garland for some profound, accumulative porpoise?

Or are you really that wet?

:huh:

Is there a point to this? Mind telling me instead of being so fuk'n cryptic? :dry:

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Originally Posted by chavis

Are you going all Streisand and Hearst and Midler and Garland for some profound, accumulative porpoise?

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Hearst?

Shearer http://www.imgftw.net/img/407373906.jpg
Hurst http://www.imgftw.net/img/688849131.jpg
Milner http://www.imgftw.net/img/566769100.jpg
Gerrard http://www.imgftw.net/img/706804613.jpg

I think he's saying that Mb is shitter than England's puntsphere team. :O

I took the most offense to the Midler reference. Streisand a mere second place.


From his last posts, and subsequent disappearance, I can only assume there is an Irishman, face down, in a puddle of his own whiskey/potato vomit. I'm not so much worried about chalice, but if anyone is in the area, I would pay fairly well for that face molding once it is dried. I intend to use it as a mask mold for an angry leprechaun costume I am working on...

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Originally Posted by Something Else

Shearer http://www.imgftw.net/img/407373906.jpg
Hurst http://www.imgftw.net/img/688849131.jpg
Milner http://www.imgftw.net/img/566769100.jpg
Gerrard http://www.imgftw.net/img/706804613.jpg

I think he's saying that Mb is shitter than England's puntsphere team. :O

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I know he's given to being harsh but I've never thought I'd see him stoop to that level of insult.:O

Yer silly soccer references have no bearing on my American mind. 95% of the world's population may get them, but not US. Ha!

Ignorance has certain advantages.

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

Ignorance has certain advantages.

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It makes for wonderful foreign policy. :mad3:, world!

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

:huh:

Is there a point to this? Mind telling me instead of being so fuk'n cryptic? :dry:

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You guess is as good as mine. I was drunk at the time. Would you like there to be a point? What would you like the point to be?

Deity earns a crust in enigmatic sounding streets. (3,5,2,10,4)

Well, then, I'm sorry I called you "a model of an angry leprechaun face down in his own vomit". Turns out, only parts of that were correct. :console:

Welcome back to the land that does not spin! :)

lets all take our shirts off and hug :hug:

Well, then.

MBM (The Mild), meet Chavis (newly mild, totally disarmed, possibly smitten).













Mutual crush?




























Ass-clowns?

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Originally Posted by j2k4

Well, then.

MBM (The Mild), meet Chavis (newly mild, totally disarmed, possibly smitten).













Mutual crush?

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Just walking the chap through the showers. There are sharks with big cawks at swim in the underneath.

The only big shark cawk I want him to be familiar with is mine. So eyeballs off, Kevin.

I'm thinking of putting some lipstick on him. Purple or pink, whatta ya think? You're the expert, sweetness.

Those shark outfits don't even look real. The least you could do is try to hide the snorkels and swim-fins. Make you's look a little bit more "intimidating". :rolleyes:

Actually, I thought you were dolphins, at first...

Yeah, dolphins like a fox. :smilie4:

I have to say, you sober up real nice, like.:wub:

Actually, I'm drunker now than I was last night, dearest. It's just that you're not being anywhere near as insipid c'est soir, like.

Why do you insist upon embarrassing me in public?

The lady even speaks a little French- how romantic... I hope the lingerie I sent you fits.

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

The lady even speaks a little French- how romantic... I hope the lingerie I sent you fits.

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You've gone too far, sicko.

Sending married men you met on the internets underwear is a fucking step beyond, you Fritzelled out baby-eater.

I only wanted to swap anecdotes. :unsure: Is an anecdote something else in your parlance?

Like that's the first time internet men have sent you gifts. Sorry if it's causing strain betweens you and the missus.

And, you are being quite rude. You have any idea how hard it was for me to find a pair of sexy panties with a 54 inch waist? :angry:

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

Like that's the first time internet men have sent you gifts. Sorry if it's causing strain betweens you and the missus.

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For fuck sake, man, remember who you're talking to.

I expect excellence. I expect wordplay. I expect coinage. I expect to come away enriched. I expect you know that.

If you need more time, well hell, I can wait. There's no time limit. If you need to ruminate to come up with something clever, then by all means, take your time.

These are your words. They are archived. They are your legacy. You are a grown man.

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Originally Posted by chalice

Are you for real, daddy-O? Were you gagged as a child (or in recent years)?

Are you going all Streisand and Hearst and Midler and Garland for some profound, accumulative porpoise?

Or are you really that wet?

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Yeah, I forgot the standards of excellence for a moment there... :lol:

Hey, inebriated or not, this can be clearly classed as a successful thread.

And I stand by my OP, apart from the Hearst thing, like. I was probably going somewheres with that, but I can't think wheres.

Still reads nice to me. :happy:

I kinda thought the Hearst part was cool- added a bit of unpredictable twist and psychosis. Nobody has ever compared me to Midler before. Fuk'r. :angry:

The vote is still out on this thread. I'll pop a couple Ambien tonight and we'll have us a fair fight. We can try to decipher the aftermath tomorrow. :D

Re: Is MBM The Most Complete Human Being You've Ever Never Met? Or Wot?

I once knew a guy with three nipples so no.

And for the board, who will officiate this troth?










Honestly, you guys - others may be impressed, but I think you're square-dancing.


















See what I did there?

Yeah, they shoot horses don't they?

It took me a while to notice, but you are starting to come across as a former lover scorned, Kev. I take it you've still got some latent feelings for the chalice. I don't mind if you want me to do si do out...

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

It took me a while to notice, but you are starting to come across as a former lover scorned, Kev. I take it you've still got some latent feelings for the chalice. I don't mind if you want me to do si do out...

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I am Joe Orton to Kevin's Kenneth Halliwell.

Look it up. Prick up your ears. You'll learn something.

I was going to guess those were two of the Spice Girls, but decided to look it up- just to be sure.

:lol:

Seems like you got it all planned out. I certainly wouldn't want to be caught in the center of all that... :yikes:

Spoiler: Show

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenneth_Halliwell

Yep, I'm a clever motherfucker.

Somebody should bludgeon me to death with a hammer.

Homoeroticism, ftw.


:mellow:


-doobs

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Originally Posted by brotherdoobie

Homoeroticism, ftw.


:mellow:


-doobs

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It gratifies me that you picked that up, Paulsy.

I'm slow and steady. Well, I'm not so steady, atm.


:cheers:

I have a professional deviant's appreciation of Chavis' abilities, and, apart from his latent liberalism, MBM is generally quite capable as well.

The real diamond-in-the-rough, however, is BD.

An frequently glimpsed, but largely untapped (in the non-carnal sense) talent.

He could put you both in the shade if he tried.

My own abilities have dulled over time; too little practice, and too much politics.

Inspiration is hard to come by as well.


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My love for this place is all-encompassing but never sexual.

I only have eyes for Missus J.

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Originally Posted by j2k4

I have a professional deviant's appreciation of Chavis' abilities, and, apart from his latent liberalism, MBM is generally quite capable as well.

The real diamond-in-the-rough, however, is BD.

An frequently glimpsed, but largely untapped (in the non-carnal sense) talent.

He could put you both in the shade if he tried.

My own abilities have dulled over time; too little practice, and too much politics.

Inspiration is hard to come by as well.


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My love for this place is all-encompassing but never sexual.

I only have eyes for Missus J.

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Thanks, Kev, ofc mutual respect! And you are right about BD- he seldom shows his claws, but the playful kitten-like tips are menacing enough...

You're both wrong. You're taking the man ridiculously lateral of context. Paul doesn't do violence. He's seen enough of that.

To square-peg him in this instance, Kev, does the fella an injustice.

I've 'square-pegged' BD?

Hmm.















Well, I guess that's his lot, then.

And yes, I am aware he doesn't do violence.

Not normally.

Not regularly.