Is MBM The Most Complete Human Being You've Ever Never Met? Or Wot?

[megabyteme]

Like that's the first time internet men have sent you gifts. Sorry if it's causing strain betweens you and the missus.

[megabyteme]

And, you are being quite rude. You have any idea how hard it was for me to find a pair of sexy panties with a 54 inch waist?

[chalice]

Like that's the first time internet men have sent you gifts. Sorry if it's causing strain betweens you and the missus.

For fuck sake, man, remember who you're talking to.

I expect excellence. I expect wordplay. I expect coinage. I expect to come away enriched. I expect you know that.

If you need more time, well hell, I can wait. There's no time limit. If you need to ruminate to come up with something clever, then by all means, take your time.

These are your words. They are archived. They are your legacy. You are a grown man.

[megabyteme]

Are you for real, daddy-O? Were you gagged as a child (or in recent years)?

Are you going all Streisand and Hearst and Midler and Garland for some profound, accumulative porpoise?

Or are you really that wet?

Yeah, I forgot the standards of excellence for a moment there...

[chalice]

Hey, inebriated or not, this can be clearly classed as a successful thread.

And I stand by my OP, apart from the Hearst thing, like. I was probably going somewheres with that, but I can't think wheres.

Still reads nice to me.

[megabyteme]

I kinda thought the Hearst part was cool- added a bit of unpredictable twist and psychosis. Nobody has ever compared me to Midler before. Fuk'r.

The vote is still out on this thread. I'll pop a couple Ambien tonight and we'll have us a fair fight. We can try to decipher the aftermath tomorrow.

[IdolEyes787]

Re: Is MBM The Most Complete Human Being You've Ever Never Met? Or Wot?

I once knew a guy with three nipples so no.

[j2k4]

And for the board, who will officiate this troth?










Honestly, you guys - others may be impressed, but I think you're square-dancing.


















See what I did there?

[chalice]

Yeah, they shoot horses don't they?

[megabyteme]

It took me a while to notice, but you are starting to come across as a former lover scorned, Kev. I take it you've still got some latent feelings for the chalice. I don't mind if you want me to do si do out...