Why Buy The Cow?

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11-06-2003, 07:08 AM
boxofslavery

man says to woman "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?"
Woman says to man "Why buy the pig when all I want is a little sausage?"

Flame me....please....be a mean person.....that's 90% of ppl here anyway....come on....do it.
11-06-2003, 10:14 AM
_FuNgA_

:blink: dont get it
11-06-2003, 11:58 PM
koaper

:huh: how can you not understand the joke. sorry but the joke an't that funny.
11-07-2003, 12:16 AM
Cheese

I don't understand it either...

So if you don't buy a cow people give you free milk? What's that all about?
11-07-2003, 01:54 AM
bub

I liked it!
11-07-2003, 03:23 AM
Wrongturn

thats from the movie buying a cow you just copied it right dummy
11-07-2003, 03:40 AM
I.am

:lol: :lol:

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11-07-2003, 06:24 AM
Acecool

Shes says she doesnt want the entire man, but just his dick...

not the whole pig (not the whole man), only the small sausage (only the small dick)
11-07-2003, 07:05 AM
infamousalbo101

Quote:

Originally posted by boxofslavery@6 November 2003 - 03:08

Flame me....please....be a mean person.....that's 90% of ppl here anyway....come on....do it.

ummmmmmmmmmm ok

fuck you????
11-07-2003, 07:06 AM
boxofslavery

Thank you Acecool.
OK...let's get simple here:
"Why buy the cow" .... "why get married"
"when you can get the milk for free?"......."when I can just screw her and run?"

it's a common saying from the more modest past

Now apply it towards men and their "little sausage".....get it now?

yes, it's not groundbreakingly hilarious, but I thought it was cute.
according to a recent study, over 70% of women don't believe in marriage.....it just made me think of that. I didn't rip this off a movie Wrongturn. My stepmother told me the joke.
11-07-2003, 07:08 AM
boxofslavery

Quote:

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Flame me....please....be a mean person.....that's 90% of ppl here anyway....come on....do it.

ummmmmmmmmmm ok

fuck you???? [/b][/quote]
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
I thought it would deter.
Never one to disappoint, are you?
Thanks, infamous.
11-07-2003, 07:44 AM
AussieSheila

Quote:

Originally posted by boxofslavery@6 November 2003 - 17:08
man says to woman "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?"
Woman says to man "Why buy the pig when all I want is a little sausage?"

Flame me....please....be a mean person.....that's 90% of ppl here anyway....come on....do it.

;) Nup, can't flame you for that one, makes sense to me.

B)
11-07-2003, 10:52 AM
_FuNgA_

I ended up understanding it, not cos u all explained it to me as if I was an idot just cos I was a lil slow it took a little while to sink in ;)

now I get it

:)
11-09-2003, 03:16 AM
titey
Quote:

Originally posted by boxofslavery@7 November 2003 - 02:06
over 70% of women don't believe in marriage

:huh: How can someone not "believe in marriage"?
- People get married all the time.... it's a fact. :blink:
11-09-2003, 04:22 AM
AussieSheila

;) Yes, and another fact is that people get divorced all the time. Thereby leading to quite a large percentage of people 'not believing in marriage'. I don't think it's anything like 70% of women tho'. :)

It's a piece of paper if you're not religious, it doesn't make you any more likely to stay together. Children will do that, but you don't have to be married to have children.

B)
11-09-2003, 04:28 AM
titey

:rolleyes: It's the wording I was referring to.... marriage exists, what's to "believe"?

What was meant was that 70% either don't want to get married or don't think that getting married has any true significance. ;)
11-09-2003, 04:33 AM
AussieSheila

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Yep, well I'm one of 'em.

B)
11-09-2003, 05:43 AM
_FuNgA_

70% tho now thats a bit unbelievable
11-09-2003, 06:24 AM
titey

Quote:

Originally posted by AussieSheila@8 November 2003 - 23:33
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Yep, well I'm one of 'em.

B)

Ok.... glad that's settled then. :D
11-10-2003, 02:32 AM
fkdup74

good joke :lol:

bad stereotype :angry: 90% of people in here arent flamers.......
WE ALL ARE :lol: :lol: :lol:
11-10-2003, 06:45 AM
boxofslavery

LOL @ everyone's response to this mediocre joke.
Ya I don't believe the statistic either, but a recent study said....oh well, recent studies can say anything.
Personally, I'm not religious, yet happily married to my first love. I can understand how some ppl might not wanna get married tho.
Great play on words....forgot your name and too lazy to look it up.
Now, let's totally get off topic. The beginning has already been sewn.
Green is good.