Will I lose my virginity by the age of 35?
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Will I lose my virginity by the age of 35?
Where's the option - Wrong question,Will I die before killing others with my trolling?
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Originally Posted by JPaul
You will if you pay. I suggest you start saving now
By 53, you say? Why did you pick that number?
However, you would better your chances, if you would venture outside of your house. Just saying.
Try meeting someone. Hang out, and get to know her. Once she has feelings for you (which you cannot force), asking her under special circumstances (such as a dinner date where you plan to go with each other only, you are both dressed up, and both have expectations) will be the appropriate time to ask if she would like to have a little Oleg in her.
Outside of relationship building, you are asking for the girl to either pity you, or she will expect to get paid. Period.
Develop yourself into an interesting, kind, caring, man and the first option will NOT be out of your reach.
/serious post
You can ignore that shit... just go to a club and find yourself a woman... there are plenty of them to go around, and they all want it as much as you do... some of them want it more than you do... and they'll do it with anything...
Those are all jokes, right?Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
Feelings can be forced if you know what to do, and what to say. You can get anyone to "like" you, if you fool them into lying to themselves enough. You don't need to be in a relationship to get some good tail without money. And you definitely need to "change" nothing about yourself if you just want sex.
Spoken like an true med-school drop-out whose unlikely girlfriend just ditched him and whose parents want their money back.Quote:
Originally Posted by Darth RingsThose are all jokes, right?Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
Feelings can be forced if you know what to do, and what to say. You can get anyone to "like" you, if you fool them into lying to themselves enough. You don't need to be in a relationship to get some good tail without money. And you definitely need to "change" nothing about yourself if you just want sex.
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Originally Posted by cilice
Keep trying. Even Oleg will have sex eventually, I'm sure. So there has to be hope for you to find an angle.
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Originally Posted by OlegL
Three words Gamma Hydroxybutyric Acid.
Hydrofluoric acid is good, too. It has the added bonus of being a Prozac precursor.
That's wot your mum said.Quote:
Originally Posted by Darth Rings
To the pink giraffes, like.
We have two options here-Quote:
Originally Posted by Darth RingsThose are all jokes, right?Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
Feelings can be forced if you know what to do, and what to say. You can get anyone to "like" you, if you fool them into lying to themselves enough. You don't need to be in a relationship to get some good tail without money. And you definitely need to "change" nothing about yourself if you just want sex.
Either Oleg has No game playing abilities whatsoever, and he is how he appears here,
or,
He's great at trolling- to the point that even the most skeptical among us have been fooled.
I am assuming he is as he presents himself. In that case he needs to self-improve and keep his stories straight. Who knows, he may make a good husband/father some day. Player he's not.
If he's managed to con us, he can scam his way into panties all across NY.
:eyebrows:
All of the above is irrelevant. Olegl is irrelevant.
How others' perceive him is crucial. Give your head a shake.
I see, you want his virginity for yourself, don't you?Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
I'll divert mine eyes, O' Great One, but I don't think I can give a nod to what you are suggesting. In order for him to project an image, he would have to perfect himself for a single night of projecting- then, once the clock struck 12, it would be all over. I think he needs to work on some true self-building. He's got some disadvantages, but he has become one of the most recognizable names on this site. He's risen out of the thousands here. There are elements to him that can be polished.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
He needs to find his strengths and hone them.
He's risen because he's a needy nutter who puts himself out on the board with no limits. In other words, an absence of boundaries. In all honesty, for OlegL's sake in the quest to find his ideal mamacita, the numero uno first step is to work on stabilising his social skills.
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Originally Posted by kallieb
For some reason, it really angers Snee. He thinks that I fit some stereotype, but he doesn't see me as a unique individual.Quote:
Originally Posted by kallieb
Suggesting we're unique is an illusion we rely upon to soothe our sense of self-importance. It's all that self-actualisation crap the self-help gurus spoon-feed to our psyche while they line their pockets with our money.Quote:
He thinks that I fit some stereotype, but he doesn't see me as a unique individual.
Not to pop your balloon, but in its most simplified version what distinguishes us from another is that some of us are far more predictable than others. What category do you fit in to?
Are you asking me how predictable I am? I don't know how to answer that.
Now that was predictable....
I will have to courteously disagree. People who think along with this logic often run into its limitations. The individual self exists. Psychologists have tried for long to "predict" somebody's behavior, and even among the most powerful correlations, it is proven that they are just that: correlations without actual strict rules. What a buddhist monk would kill for, is probably very different from what a KKK member would kill for, even though they could both enjoy jasmine tea. Sure, psychological proof exists that the human believes what is best for his ego, and multiple experiments prove synthetic happiness, but both of those concepts lend credibility that to defend the self against psychological disarray, the unique self has to exist in the first place.Quote:
Originally Posted by kallieb
The true illusion is believing that we could all be stereotyped. It's not idealistic to think this way, in ways it's even scientific if one can acknowledge that every single one of us can be a miniature experiment of evolution at work, with extremely unique traits. We still don't know how the brain wires itself up at the very start, but we do know a lot about the different "traits" we are born with, so it's safe to assume (for now!) that every single one of us could be different with the way the brain wires itself up, even at such a fundamental level.
What you see in others as part of yourself, is nothing more than your social skills working with and against our common evolutionary beliefs in order to further the species as a collective. What you see in others as part of yourself, is a subset of the definition of "I" that we all share: the same palette of emotions, the same reasons to survive, and the same consciousness that drives it all. But you will never see your "self" some place else.
Nobody vote for YES.Ok.cool.
You can stereotype a population, but not an individual. It's like exploring a single point of the data.
I actually lol'd ... now I'm depressed :(.Quote:
Originally Posted by Darth Rings
Pretty fucking easy to get laid OlegL. All you need is alcohol and a party. First time I did it I was so wasted that I could be excused for my amateur moves. Now I was 16 at the time and the pissed people at party were around 16 to 20. You said you were 35? That might look a little awkward.
Unless you;re a Russel Brand it's gonna suck.
WTF does this mean?!Quote:
Originally Posted by iLOVENZB
You think Katy Perry is staying with him because of his accent?
It's hard to believe that you are actually sincere when you write these things because you wrote astonishingly weird and dumb things in not such a distant past.Quote:
Originally Posted by Darth RingsI will have to courteously disagree. People who think along with this logic often run into its limitations. The individual self exists. Psychologists have tried for long to "predict" somebody's behavior, and even among the most powerful correlations, it is proven that they are just that: correlations without actual strict rules. What a buddhist monk would kill for, is probably very different from what a KKK member would kill for, even though they could both enjoy jasmine tea. Sure, psychological proof exists that the human believes what is best for his ego, and multiple experiments prove synthetic happiness, but both of those concepts lend credibility that to defend the self against psychological disarray, the unique self has to exist in the first place.Quote:
Originally Posted by kallieb
The true illusion is believing that we could all be stereotyped. It's not idealistic to think this way, in ways it's even scientific if one can acknowledge that every single one of us can be a miniature experiment of evolution at work, with extremely unique traits. We still don't know how the brain wires itself up at the very start, but we do know a lot about the different "traits" we are born with, so it's safe to assume (for now!) that every single one of us could be different with the way the brain wires itself up, even at such a fundamental level.
What you see in others as part of yourself, is nothing more than your social skills working with and against our common evolutionary beliefs in order to further the species as a collective. What you see in others as part of yourself, is a subset of the definition of "I" that we all share: the same palette of emotions, the same reasons to survive, and the same consciousness that drives it all. But you will never see your "self" some place else.
Would it be that she's staying because he's the only who can tolerate the sight of her face in the morning :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by iLOVENZB
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Surely he'll find a way to get bummed by a hobo or something before then.
jujj.... I begin to fear :DQuote:
Originally Posted by KFlintWould it be that she's staying because he's the only who can tolerate the sight of her face in the morning :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by iLOVENZB
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Where is the main option: I'm a troll with infinite relicense.
No, a real troll engenders an emotion (usually negative) rather than outright apathy, reading your posts is about as exciting as watching rail tracks rust.Quote:
Originally Posted by bijoy
Call me easy but showing the tits and the 24k bed she's sleeping on would probably make some difference.Quote:
Originally Posted by KFlintWould it be that she's staying because he's the only who can tolerate the sight of her face in the morning :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by iLOVENZB
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Three valid points actually.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787Call me easy but showing the tits and the 24k bed she's sleeping on would probably make some difference.Quote:
Originally Posted by KFlint
Paper bag?Quote:
Originally Posted by KFlintWould it be that she's staying because he's the only who can tolerate the sight of her face in the morning :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by iLOVENZB
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