We've all said our goodbyes, yet he's still here posting the same old shit ad nauseum.
I don't understand :(
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We've all said our goodbyes, yet he's still here posting the same old shit ad nauseum.
I don't understand :(
Compared to his normal life, we're all relatively nice to him. I don't think he's going anywhere until he finds some other girl half his age willing tonot run away screamingtalk to him. Fuk it, I'm voting "never".
What do you mean. He's already stopped. He said he was leaving almost a week ago - he even said bye.
This poll is an obvious dig because Magnum Dave doesn't do lies.
Edited caveat: if he comes back here and posts after he said he wouldn't, it's not him failing. It's him escalating the not posting point.
Or, perhaps, he's intentionally de-escalating the not failing point. You never know withWMagnum Dave. He's full of trick.
Incomplete poll.
Where's the 'when he gets arrested' option?
I'm curious. Do the police have guns there now, or will they be bludgeoning him during his arrest? :unsure:
They have guns (sorta), but that'll hardly be necessary in Dave's case. They'll just throw him a dirty look and he'll fling himself off a balustrade and it'll be all their fault.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
In fact, I've been working for the London Metropolitan Police attached to the Enticement Squad for some time now. I've been closing in on him for about 8 months.
8 glorious, righteous months.
Poetry in motion folks. Really. Im voting for He'll never stop. He's a perpetual shitemonger.
You are right, Chalice. It has been "her" fault. Our fault. Everyone's a wrong-doer except good ole Dave. I'll even bet his wife and kids drove him to pursuing a younger woman. We should ALL get together and discuss how horrible we've been to poor wickle David.
The metropolitan police have 'firearms officers' but in this case I don't think they'll fuck around they'll just wheel out the SPG :naughty:Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
They'll need it. He's killed before. :yup:Quote:
Originally Posted by ArtemisThe metropolitan police have 'firearms officers' but in this case I don't think they'll fuck around they'll just wheel out the SPG :naughty:Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeThey'll need it. He's killed before. :yup:Quote:
Originally Posted by Artemis
Yeah, so he says. Remember he was on about 'twisting the knife' in his war days? I lolled.
The closest Dave has come to active service was mopping up piss in some burger joint. Fact.
Oops now ive upset the neighbours with my fav wanker song. Lol. And i did. Haha.
What's this mongaloid above on about?
I've had it on ignore for about 2 months.
Im on bout my neighbour shes pretty fine you know but not when shes complaining at me the soppy cow.
Edit: Ill have to sneak a pic for you Chavis, Hold the ignore button!
Edit2: Shes legal.
Guys like him were born to pay girls like Squeam's rent. Another fact. And humor the fuck out of us, of course. :happy:Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
The best part is that he thought he could make us dislike her by telling us how shitty she was to him. :lol::lol::lol::glag:
wtf
Guise. You have to respect our war heroes.
He saved three Irishmen from impending doom on a 345.23 foot German cliff. In war time. One assumes it was the Irish/German ckrit war of 1985 which only those in the know get to know about. Codename sauerpotatoes.
He plucked them out of thin air, like some kind of single-minded and heroic threshing machine.
Like the second that pedo jumped on my dick i got it twisted and planned all your death`s and proceeded to kill anything else in my path, unaware. Lol :D
Fuckin dave Lol Bless you bunch of characters!
Strange how Dave just discovered the 'invisible' function just as he was about to leave, innit.
In the year 2525, if man is still alive...
No woman will survive.
Fuck's sake, dave's gonna have to kill like 6 million of them a year to be done by then.
Dave's a one man woman killing machine.Quote:
Originally Posted by Snee
Start growing a gay beard, snny, or he'll kill you too, just to be on the safey.
This is a rodding good pole.
I had to vote death and the obligatory STFU manker... only because there was no option stating "He was going to stop posting until this poll was created; now he has to come back and explain to us why all the wrong reasons are listed for the 14th time"
Followed by an explanation of how 125 =/= 14, and how he really understood that you would make that mistake.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
I miss his pseudo-scientific drivel. Did he actually quit?
Looks like my explanation was the most accurate.
I would say it sounds like, unless you're looking at a drawing of your post.