i can't pronounce 'fuck' - i say the 'uck' part softly, so it comes out 'fhuhck'
does anyone have any good exercises so i can swear in front of old people and look cool in front of my peers
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i can't pronounce 'fuck' - i say the 'uck' part softly, so it comes out 'fhuhck'
does anyone have any good exercises so i can swear in front of old people and look cool in front of my peers
Why do you want to swear in front of old folk?Quote:
Originally posted by DarthInsinuate@17 November 2003 - 23:24
i can't pronounce 'fuck' - i say the 'uck' part softly, so it comes out 'fhuhck'
does anyone have any good exercises so i can swear in front of old people and look cool in front of my peers
Take your turn like everyone else. :D
Why would you wish to impress a soft fruit ?
The young master is maybe just baiting the old folk JP. Especially with peers. Of course you knew it would come to this.Quote:
Originally posted by J'Pol@17 November 2003 - 23:53
Why would you wish to impress a soft fruit ?
Do we always come in pairs old fruit.
It could be said you have no luck with fuck, yes?Quote:
Originally posted by DarthInsinuate@17 November 2003 - 19:24
i can't pronounce 'fuck' - i say the 'uck' part softly, so it comes out 'fhuhck'
does anyone have any good exercises so i can swear in front of old people and look cool in front of my peers
Just as well-you'd probably misuse it. ;)
Knee bends and behind-the-head pelvic-thrusts are generally accepted as good preparation for a bout of ego boosting andQuote:
Originally posted by DarthInsinuate
does anyone have any good exercises so i can swear in front of old people and look cool in front of my peers
offending the elderly. Be sure to strecth thorougly first, though, and be sure to drink plenty of dark, viscous fluids.
Memorize and repeat this limerick until you have satisfactory results or just say screw it
There once was a girl from Nantucket
Who rode to new york in a bucket
When she got there
They asked her for fare
She opened her legs and said
F*** it
Turn up your speakers DI and take notes
:D
Fuck
F*ckYogi
though informative (i didn't know centance was spelt with a c), this hasn't solved my fhuhcking problem, actually none of your fhuhcking links helped - so, fhuhck it, i'm gonna find a new fhuhcking swear, thanks for trying any fhuhcking way, you fhuhcking rotting fruitQuote:
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- :rolleyes: Who gives a fhuhck?
You could try this:
repeat several times - "Phuck the old coot". When approached by a stick bearing an old coot, just say your Scottish and wanna hang up your overcoot.
Works all the time ;)
Keep up the dialect lessons. Tell me when you get to Scottish and I may be able to help you. :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by UKMan@18 November 2003 - 12:17
You could try this:
repeat several times - "Phuck the old coot". When approached by a stick bearing an old coot, just say your Scottish and wanna hang up your overcoot.
Works all the time ;)
If you really want to impress your mates and scare old people just use the Scottish technique of merging all the words of a sentence into one big word, hence -
"Whitrafuckyouluckinetyafuckinbasturt"
Works every time ;)
Keep up the dialect lessons. Tell me when you get to Scottish and I may be able to help you. :lol: [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by bigboab+18 November 2003 - 13:28--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bigboab @ 18 November 2003 - 13:28)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-UKMan@18 November 2003 - 12:17
You could try this:
repeat several times - "Phuck the old coot". When approached by a stick bearing an old coot, just say your Scottish and wanna hang up your overcoot.
Works all the time ;)
:lol: :lol: