Injaculation

:huh: What the fuck? Just learned about this and the thought of it makes me a little queasy. It just doesn't seem like it could be very healthy for you. Making your boy butter shoot back inside of you sounds like an awful thing to do.

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Originally Posted by Funkin'

:huh: What the fuck? Just learned about this and the thought of it makes me a little queasy. It just doesn't seem like it could be very healthy for you. Making your boy butter shoot back inside of you sounds like an awful thing to do.

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Was this some 'quality time' that ended badly on your part? :blink:

No. Not at all. I'm not joking, just the thought of doing this to myself makes me feel uneasy. I came across an article somewhere that actually had drawings on where you're supposed to press and shit like that to make this happen. But I can't seem to track it down now.

It's just something nasty that I came across the other day and haven't been able to get out of my head, so I thought I would share it with you guys. People can Google it to learn more if they're interested. But the word is pretty self explanatory.

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Originally Posted by Funkin'

No. Not at all. I'm not joking, just the thought of doing this to myself makes me feel uneasy. I came across an article somewhere that actually had drawings on where you're supposed to press and shit like that to make this happen. But I can't seem to track it down now.

It's just something nasty that I came across the other day and haven't been able to get out of my head, so I thought I would share it with you guys. People can Google it to learn more if they're interested. But the word is pretty self explanatory.

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You found it REALLY disturbing so you thought you would share it with us. What a guy. :blink:

I have trouble pissing as it is.

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Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez

I have trouble pissing as it is.

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I do too. It's either from all the heroin that I shove in my arm or from all the injaculation that I practice. :shifty:

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Originally Posted by Artemis

You found it REALLY disturbing so you thought you would share it with us. What a guy. :blink:

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Are you starting to feel like I do when I think of it?

I honestly thought injaculation was supposed to mean when you shoot your load into somebody else, sort of like the difference between emigration and immigration.

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Originally Posted by Funkin'

No. Not at all. I'm not joking, just the thought of doing this to myself makes me feel uneasy. I came across an article somewhere that actually had drawings on where you're supposed to press and shit like that to make this happen. But I can't seem to track it down now.

It's just something nasty that I came across the other day and haven't been able to get out of my head, so I thought I would share it with you guys. People can Google it to learn more if they're interested. But the word is pretty self explanatory.

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Funkin' learned a new trick he can do with his peen. :clap:

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

Funkin' learned a new trick he can do with his peen. :clap:

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:lol:

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

I honestly thought injaculation was supposed to mean when you shoot your load into somebody else, sort of like the difference between emigration and immigration.

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Nope. It means shooting your load back up into your bladder. Actually the more I think about it the more it's turning me on...

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Originally Posted by Funkin'

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

I honestly thought injaculation was supposed to mean when you shoot your load into somebody else, sort of like the difference between emigration and immigration.

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Nope. It means shooting your load back up into your bladder. Actually the more I think about it the more it's turning me on...

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Now that you say that, I can certainly see Idol thinking about how he's thinking of you and how much you both are getting turned on.

In summary : RUN RUN RUN for everything This cAn only lead to bbloodpath..

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

Now that you say that, I can certainly see Idol thinking about how he's thinking of you and how much you both are getting turned on.

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You know exactly what to say to get my blood pumping down south.

I have to admit. I've done this once before by accident. Let's say the conditions were too tight* to release any of my peanut butter. When I started feeling it crawl back up, I pulled out, only to have all of it come gushing down the entire length of what seemed to be a flailing gardening hose imitating chopper blades. The resulting double ejaculation ranks right up there among my top sexual experiences.

* - I may not be black, but I am a sodomite.

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Originally Posted by Darth Cicero

I have to admit. I've done this once before by accident. Let's say the conditions were too tight* to release any of my peanut butter. When I started feeling it crawl back up, I pulled out, only to have all of it come gushing down the entire length of what seemed to be a flailing gardening hose imitating chopper blades. The resulting double ejaculation ranks right up there among my top sexual experiences.

* - I may not be black, but I am a sodomite.

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Not only do I now know you've been up the ass of an 8-year-old boy, but I also know what color your spunk is.

Spoiler: Show

:sick::sick::sick::sick::sick::sick::sick::sick::sick::sick:

When i first read the title i was like "Wtf"

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Originally Posted by Darth Cicero

I have to admit. I've done this once before by accident. Let's say the conditions were too tight* to release any of my peanut butter. When I started feeling it crawl back up, I pulled out, only to have all of it come gushing down the entire length of what seemed to be a flailing gardening hose imitating chopper blades. The resulting double ejaculation ranks right up there among my top sexual experiences.

* - I may not be black, but I am a sodomite.

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

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Originally Posted by Darth Cicero

I have to admit. I've done this once before by accident. Let's say the conditions were too tight* to release any of my peanut butter. When I started feeling it crawl back up, I pulled out, only to have all of it come gushing down the entire length of what seemed to be a flailing gardening hose imitating chopper blades. The resulting double ejaculation ranks right up there among my top sexual experiences.

* - I may not be black, but I am a sodomite.

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Not only do I now know you've been up the ass of an 8-year-old boy, but I also know what color your spunk is.

Spoiler: Show

:sick::sick::sick::sick::sick::sick::sick::sick::sick::sick:

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I think he means she shat all down his leg :unsure:

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

I think he means she shat all down his leg :unsure:

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If it was peanut butter colored, I'm sure it was quite runny.

I lol'd loudly enough at 15 and 17 to get a text from my secretary saying; 'wat r u laffing @'.

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Originally Posted by manker

I lol'd loudly enough at 15 and 17 to get a text from my secretary saying; 'wat r u laffing @'.

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Are you in the habit of employing 14 yo girls as secretaries then?

You're not that far off. She's sixteen and I don't have to pay her for another 2 months :happy:

I only said my secretary because I call them all that when I write on here about them. I suppose I don't have an actual secretary but they all kind of pitch in and help me keep appointments and find lost things and eat at the correct times and stuff.

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Originally Posted by manker

You're not that far off. She's sixteen and I don't have to pay her for another 2 months :happy:

I only said my secretary because I call them all that when I write on here about them. I suppose I don't have an actual secretary but they all kind of pitch in and help me keep appointments and find lost things and eat at the correct times and stuff.

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I thought they guaranteed themselves employment by having invented a singularly unique filing system that you don't understand, thus making themselves indispensible... :whistling

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Originally Posted by manker

You're not that far off. She's sixteen and I don't have to pay her for another 2 months :happy:

I only said my secretary because I call them all that when I write on here about them. I suppose I don't have an actual secretary but they all kind of pitch in and help me keep appointments and find lost things and eat at the correct times and stuff.

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I never had you down as a polygamist :no:

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

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Originally Posted by manker

I lol'd loudly enough at 15 and 17 to get a text from my secretary saying; 'wat r u laffing @'.

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Are you in the habit of employing 14 yo girls as secretaries then?

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Thus I have come to realize I should have never shelved the prospect of becoming an accountant.

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

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Originally Posted by manker

You're not that far off. She's sixteen and I don't have to pay her for another 2 months :happy:

I only said my secretary because I call them all that when I write on here about them. I suppose I don't have an actual secretary but they all kind of pitch in and help me keep appointments and find lost things and eat at the correct times and stuff.

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I thought they guaranteed themselves employment by having invented a singularly unique filing system that you don't understand, thus making themselves indispensible... :whistling

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Yeah, that's exactly what's happened!
I can't find shit if I'm on my own and rarely even look now since the alphabet doesn't appear to be even slightly relevant to the order in which they file stuff.

However, I don't remember posting this information and can't think why I would :balustrade:

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Originally Posted by manker

Yeah, that's exactly what's happened!
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However, I don't remember posting this information and can't think why I would :balustrade:

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Ask Dave, it's probably in his bookmarks.

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

I thought they guaranteed themselves employment by having invented a singularly unique filing system that you don't understand, thus making themselves indispensible... :whistling

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Yeah, that's exactly what's happened!
I can't find shit if I'm on my own and rarely even look now since the alphabet doesn't appear to be even slightly relevant to the order in which they file stuff.

However, I don't remember posting this information and can't think why I would :balustrade:

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Au contraire, a few months ago you regaled us with an anecdote of a client filed under "g" for garage... :smilie4:

And then she made a mong face at me because I didn't look under 'g' in the first place.



I can remember it happening but I don't recall blogging about it. You're a pretty good secretary, barbs :happy:

:lol: I can assure you it was a one-off. Usually my memory for such things is appalling....

Barbie's trying to play it cool, pretending he's not a :dave:, but it's too late. The truth is now out.

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Originally Posted by manker

And then she made a mong face at me because I didn't look under 'g' in the first place.



I can remember it happening but I don't recall blogging about it. You're a pretty good secretary, barbs :happy:

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It's not difficult to see why someone who spells a text message that badly might not be so good at filing :slap:

It's just the way we youngsters converse using our mobile telephones and facebook. It's harder than it looks.
I dumb down when I speak to you guise :smilie4:

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

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Originally Posted by manker

Yeah, that's exactly what's happened!
I can't find shit if I'm on my own and rarely even look now since the alphabet doesn't appear to be even slightly relevant to the order in which they file stuff.

However, I don't remember posting this information and can't think why I would :balustrade:

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Oh! Contraire, a few months ago you regaled us with an anecdote of a client filed under "g" for garage... :smilie4:

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Daved.

Fuckers :(


In other news, it's my 40th birthday today and I'm at work, and work haven't even done me a card :emo:


EDIT: I just lolled at ckrit's subtle editing :lol:

Happy birthday, fucker.

Thanks, fucker :wub:

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Originally Posted by manker

I can remember it happening but I don't recall blogging about it.

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I know the reason I remember you blogging about it, because didn't Dave go nuts when you "revealed" your client list and employee names online? That was the story the showed us how much of antsy stalker he was. He's not like other stalkers, who patiently wait in silence.

fuck yeah. he was all; 'i'm going to phone them up and tell on you' or something.
He later recanted and said that he was never going to do that, he just wanted to make me think he did.

Or something. idk. i don't think i've got the right head on for difficult internets remembering today, I better do some accounts instead.

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Originally Posted by manker

fuck yeah. he was all; 'i'm going to phone them up and tell on you' or something.
He later recanted and said that he was never going to do that, he just wanted to make me think he did.

Or something. idk. i don't think i've got the right head on for difficult internets remembering today, I better do some accounts instead.

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:smilie4:

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Originally Posted by manker

It's just the way we youngsters converse using our mobile telephones and facebook. It's harder than it looks.
I dumb down when I speak to you guise :smilie4:

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It's hard to read. You hear it in your head like it's a robot's voice being replayed on a skipped record. Is that what you want? IS IT?

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

:smilie4:

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Originally Posted by manker

It's just the way we youngsters converse using our mobile telephones and facebook. It's harder than it looks.
I dumb down when I speak to you guise :smilie4:

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It's hard to read. You hear it in your head like it's a robot's voice being replayed on a skipped record. Is that what you want? IS IT?

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No. What I really want is for the hot weather to come back and for the air-con to 'break' so they do their work in their bras again.

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Originally Posted by manker

No. What I really want is for the hot weather to come back and for the air-con to 'break' so they do their work in their bras again.

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You know all you have to do is close your eyes and you're in that happy place :smilie4:

M&SSTD just walked into the ladies' changing room at the gym and saw a wet jiggly pair of B-cups. I'll pass on your envy.