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Hello Everyone "out there".
I am a die-hard night-bird by choice. It's the only time during the 24 Hrs that I can do exactly what I want to do & which way to do it.(No pun intended).
The days sunlight & heat is not there, which makes a big effect of my attitude & behavior.:yahoo:
Nobody to disturb you :mad3:
And so on.
Please feel free to add up your thoughts too. All "Birds" are welcome:yes:.
So basically you're a 49 year old man who engages in his hobby of internet facilitated onanism under the cover of darkness.
That's. Fantastic.
He's one of them there vampiric, agoraphobic basement dwellers. A hemogoblin, if you will, who only gets a taste of the claret when his mum has the painters in.
hemogoblin
noice:happy:
Hoi, chavois. What's the crack with the semi-finalists of the bawksing being guaranteed a medal?
No bronze match up? Has this always been the case? Is it the same when they have other amateur tournaments? If not, why not?
Two bronze medals seems wrong. Am I missing something?
That should be 'craic'. Helps us differentiate between drugs and 'what's occurring'.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Dunno, mate. Seems a bit wrong to me, too. Yon Paddy Barnes is a fucking chavvy spastic. He got done out of points in Beijing, and he went do-fucking-lally. Let the province down badly with his North Belfast bucketmouth ways. Starting saying, 'it's China, it's a third world country. What do ye expect', in an accent that sets my noshers on edge. I actually when crimson for the bloke.
What a cunt.
Deary me. Mark Allen is from your neck of the woods as well I think, he said similar things when he was forced to endure the indignity of getting highly paid to pot some balls in Beijing. Double cunt.Quote:
Originally Posted by chaliceThat should be 'craic'. Helps us differentiate between drugs and 'what's occurring'.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Dunno, mate. Seems a bit wrong to me, too. Yon Paddy Barnes is a fucking chavvy spastic. He got done out of points in Beijing, and he went do-fucking-lally. Let the province down badly with his North Belfast bucketmouth ways. Starting saying, 'it's China, it's a third world country. What do ye expect', in an accent that sets my noshers on edge. I actually when crimson for the bloke.
What a cunt.
Bronze day in the bawksing would be a great idea. Pound a pint and kids get in free, what could possibly go wrong.
I see what you mean with craic but I wasn't wanting to say that, tournament machinations don't sound like craic to me. I mean crack as in how it works, like software innit. And also; homonyms cease being fun when they're not homophones in that particular reader's oral affectation.
I almost went crimson for you :schnauz:
I'm more embarrassed by the inexplicable insertion of 'when' as opposed to 'went'.Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerDeary me. Mark Allen is from your neck of the woods as well I think, he said similar things when he was forced to endure the indignity of getting highly paid to pot some balls in Beijing. Double cunt.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
Bronze day in the bawksing would be a great idea. Pound a pint and kids get in free, what could possibly go wrong.
I see what you mean with craic but I wasn't wanting to say that, tournament machinations don't sound like craic to me. I mean crack as in how it works, like software innit. And also; homonyms cease being fun when they're not homophones in that particular reader's oral affectation.
I almost went crimson for you :schnauz:
I'm putting it down to invisible ninja edits or cannabis withdrawal. Decided to give it all up yesterday, but I swear on all that's unholy, I'll be proper wopped by seven this evening, or my name isn't chamois.
That was the 'homophone' I was on about, you drug starved loon. I did take several liberties, but.
What state did you get in yesterday to take this drastic, yet temporary, course of action. You were conspicuous by your absence, luls were had due to Idol's spastic foot and Arty's orc appendage.
I take it you were royally spangled in a less than comfortable setting or something else.
I also erroneously called it a homonym at first and only altered one of the instances :pinch:
It's alright, I've tightened my cilice.
The first day is always the best. It goes downhill rapidly after that, though. Spent the evening lying on the sofa, trying to stay awake to watch The Walking Dead with the seven year old. He loves them zombies. I think he sees a little of myself in them. I'd been hitting the booze all weekend, so I was too sick and knackered to think about the absence of dope.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Had mental, violent dreams, woke up this morning, and said 'fuck this'. I've been sweating like a bastard all day. And they say it's not addictive. Lying cunts.
You were on the money with Art's orc-arm foot. That fucking thing should be in a museum or something, labelled 'baby mammoth turd'.
I sleep at night and go to the beach and occasionally even talk to actual real live women.Quote:
Originally Posted by sodeep63
I'm pretty sure they've never had bronze medal playoffs in bawxing in the Limpics.
I presume cos there's a chance if you've been beaten to a pulp by the guy getting to the final, you're not really in a fit state for another bout the day after... Dunno really. Haven't really watched much bawxing tbh, it clashes with the beach volleyball...
But they have the bronze matches in the judo and wrastlin', so.
Yeah, beach volleyball. I liked the Dutch girls (well, one of them) but they got knocked the fuck out early so my interest waned. It seems that old chicks can play it pretty well. Which is a shame.
Don't ask me I didn't make the rules innit. I'm just tellin' it how it is....
Living at night is how I keep my preternatural "glow." That, and bathing in virgin blood.