Ok this question has bin bugging me 4 sum time now so i want an answer...
Ok lets say i got my penis Chopped off in sum sort of accident...
How wud i take a piss.
thats my question
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Ok this question has bin bugging me 4 sum time now so i want an answer...
Ok lets say i got my penis Chopped off in sum sort of accident...
How wud i take a piss.
thats my question
my guess is they might attach another one, or use one of those filters that you get hooked up to that filters all the waste from your blood.
Only a guess, so i might be talking absolute bollucks.
some kind of colostomy bag i'd imagine, not thinking of trying this one are you metro - i remember the teeth incident :huh:
sitting down - your essentials will still be there (urethra, bladder, kidneys), well that's what i think anyway, how about you remove your penis and tell usQuote:
Originally posted by MetroStars@26 November 2003 - 14:48
How wud i take a piss.
No No i wudn't b so stupid but,
i wos just wondering wot u wud have 2 do if u didn't have your party Sausage 2 take wee with :lol:
Seriously i would think you'd sit down and pee - just like a lady :D
All the essential pipes to the liver etc would still be intact - hopefully.
edit: i just repeated what Darth said - sorry :(
they would stick a sterilized tube up ur urethra
:blink:Quote:
A Stupid Medical Question, Serious answer
I'm so soz, but since everyone else has answered seriously (and are most likely correct, though you may end up with a bag attached that fill's up slowly all the time) i've got to do this heh ;) :P :lol:
I don't think it would be you taking the piss, I think it would be other's taking the piss out of you for doing it!! ;) :P :D :lol:
Sniper.
http://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/smilies/roflmao.gifQuote:
Originally posted by MetroStars@26 November 2003 - 14:52
i wos just wondering wot u wud have 2 do if u didn't have your party Sausage 2 take wee with :lol:
Only you Metro
i dont know but either way sounds painfull. how bout somebody try and tell all of us how it is <_< :lol: :lol: :blink: :P :huh: :ph34r:
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better yet...not to.Quote:
Originally posted by bujub22@26 November 2003 - 19:33
i dont know but either way sounds painfull. how bout somebody try and tell all of us how it is <_< :lol: :lol: :blink: :P :huh: :ph34r:
I wouldnt wanna know :blink:
wasn't there a pornstar once called Bobbit or something who's wife caught him cheating and cut his off :x
he got his old one sewn back on and became quite a success a a frankenpenis
guess he probably divorced the bitch :lol:
He started playing in porns after it was cut off/sawn on.Quote:
Originally posted by mikey muff@26 November 2003 - 23:17
wasn't there a pornstar once called Bobbit or something who's wife caught him cheating and cut his off :x
he got his old one sewn back on and became quite a success a a frankenpenis
guess he probably divorced the bitch :lol:
:o Yogi
In a toilet.Quote:
Originally posted by MetroStars@26 November 2003 - 09:48
How wud i take a piss.
ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :x
i heard it was a cleaver but sawn would be messy and alot slower
poor guy
do you reckon he still had any working nerve senses when he was doing his films it would be a bit shit if he shagged with all those women and couldn't feel it :D
I would imagine that with modern surgical procedures it would be entirely pheasable to re-plumb such an individiual so that he could piss out is arse!!! :ph34r:
Given that there is a history of Eunuchs, where slaves had this very procedure carried out. Allied to the fact that modern science can perform the removal of the penis for "sex change" patients, I would be very surprised if a colostomy bag were involved.
I would suspect that some cosmetic surgery, in order to provide a convenient and hygienic method of waste removal would be carried out. On the assumption that the internal parts are all left in proper working order.
That's just the intellectual way of saying "you'd be able to piss out of yer arse" :ph34r:Quote:
Originally posted by J'Pol@26 November 2003 - 21:50
Given that there is a history of Eunuchs, where slaves had this very procedure carried out. Allied to the fact that modern science can perform the removal of the penis for "sex change" patients, I would be very surprised if a colostomy bag were involved.
I would suspect that some cosmetic surgery, in order to provide a convenient and hygienic method of waste removal would be carried out. On the assumption that the internal parts are all left in proper working order.
I luv the seriousness of J'Pol
Did you not in fact request the seriousness.Quote:
Originally posted by MetroStars@26 November 2003 - 22:53
I luv the seriousness of J'Pol
Perhaps I misunderstood, based on you asking for a serious answer.
If so, my mistake and unreserved apologies, one does not wish to appear obtuse after all.
yes i did JP and i thank u 4 it :)
i heard they can re attach itQuote:
Originally posted by MetroStars@26 November 2003 - 14:48
Ok this question has bin bugging me 4 sum time now so i want an answer...
Ok lets say i got my penis Chopped off in sum sort of accident...
How wud i take a piss.
thats my question