I Am A Criminal...

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12-21-2003, 05:04 PM
slaverunner_2002

:ph34r:
I am a criminal. I am aware of this. It has been pointed out to me by the RIAA, among others. I am ashamed.
When and where did this begin, this life of crime? I kinda recall as a teen a new product hit the marketplace, and I broke out in a sweat. I saw before me a stereo, and in this stereo, built right in, was a cassette tape recorder. And to my delight and surprise, I could tape a song right off the radio if I chose. Stealing, yes, a precursor to downloading off of my computer many years later.
I believe I am not alone in my criminality. There were coconspirators. RCA, Emerson, Magnavox, to name a few. We gleefully "stole" music from the RIAA and ASCAP, not to mention the very artists who made the sounds that made my heart race.
I couldn't help myself, I didn't even stop to think what I was doing...poor starving Rolling Stones, or The Beatles, whose coffers were deprived of my teenage allowance money. How was I to know they would wind up impoverished, skeletal entities roaming the streets looking for food.
I apologize here and now, and in the future, I promise not to do it again.
Honestly.I won't. I promise. I'm sorry.
12-21-2003, 05:07 PM
Aaron_T

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Originally posted by slaverunner_2002@21 December 2003 - 17:04
:ph34r:
I am a criminal. I am aware of this. It has been pointed out to me by the RIAA, among others. I am ashamed.
When and where did this begin, this life of crime? I kinda recall as a teen a new product hit the marketplace, and I broke out in a sweat. I saw before me a stereo, and in this stereo, built right in, was a cassette tape recorder. And to my delight and surprise, I could tape a song right off the radio if I chose. Stealing, yes, a precursor to downloading off of my computer many years later.
I believe I am not alone in my criminality. There were coconspirators. RCA, Emerson, Magnavox, to name a few. We gleefully "stole" music from the RIAA and ASCAP, not to mention the very artists who made the sounds that made my heart race.
I couldn't help myself, I didn't even stop to think what I was doing...poor starving Rolling Stones, or The Beatles, whose coffers were deprived of my teenage allowance money. How was I to know they would wind up impoverished, skeletal entities roaming the streets looking for food.
I apologize here and now, and in the future, I promise not to do it again.
Honestly.I won't. I promise. I'm sorry.

:blink:
12-21-2003, 05:09 PM
3rd gen noob

why are you stopping?
12-21-2003, 05:22 PM
Evil Gemini

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I apologize here and now, and in the future, I promise not to do it again.
Honestly.I won't. I promise. I'm sorry

Sorry doesnt cut it.

Because of your selfishness, plenty of children are going to go to bed hungry. The RIAA cant provide for their families anymore and 50 cent's only protection from guns is an xbox strapped to his chest.

Shame on you :ph34r:
12-21-2003, 05:28 PM
Cheese

yeah and if it wasn't for people like you Ozzy Osborne would have been able to afford a proper car instead of a silly accident prone ATV <_<
12-21-2003, 08:49 PM
slaverunner_2002

:ph34r:
roflmao
to quote someone I once knew, until they found out what an evil person I am.
Have a Merry Merry, all.
12-21-2003, 10:24 PM
freak

umm ok lmmfao :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
12-21-2003, 10:28 PM
Arm

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Originally posted by slaverunner_2002@21 December 2003 - 17:04
:ph34r:
I am a criminal. I am aware of this. It has been pointed out to me by the RIAA, among others. I am ashamed.
When and where did this begin, this life of crime? I kinda recall as a teen a new product hit the marketplace, and I broke out in a sweat. I saw before me a stereo, and in this stereo, built right in, was a cassette tape recorder. And to my delight and surprise, I could tape a song right off the radio if I chose. Stealing, yes, a precursor to downloading off of my computer many years later.
I believe I am not alone in my criminality. There were coconspirators. RCA, Emerson, Magnavox, to name a few. We gleefully "stole" music from the RIAA and ASCAP, not to mention the very artists who made the sounds that made my heart race.
I couldn't help myself, I didn't even stop to think what I was doing...poor starving Rolling Stones, or The Beatles, whose coffers were deprived of my teenage allowance money. How was I to know they would wind up impoverished, skeletal entities roaming the streets looking for food.
I apologize here and now, and in the future, I promise not to do it again.
Honestly.I won't. I promise. I'm sorry.

:o :blink: :ph34r: Read my signature. :unsure:
12-21-2003, 11:58 PM
h4mx0r

^ rofl :gossip:
12-22-2003, 12:40 AM
h121589

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Originally posted by Arm@21 December 2003 - 22:28
:o :blink: :ph34r: Read my signature. :unsure:

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I steal music off the internet.

me 2
12-22-2003, 08:02 AM
Monkeee

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Originally posted by slaverunner_2002@21 December 2003 - 17:04
:ph34r:
I am a criminal. I am aware of this. It has been pointed out to me by the RIAA, among others. I am ashamed.
When and where did this begin, this life of crime? I kinda recall as a teen a new product hit the marketplace, and I broke out in a sweat. I saw before me a stereo, and in this stereo, built right in, was a cassette tape recorder. And to my delight and surprise, I could tape a song right off the radio if I chose. Stealing, yes, a precursor to downloading off of my computer many years later.
I believe I am not alone in my criminality. There were coconspirators. RCA, Emerson, Magnavox, to name a few. We gleefully "stole" music from the RIAA and ASCAP, not to mention the very artists who made the sounds that made my heart race.
I couldn't help myself, I didn't even stop to think what I was doing...poor starving Rolling Stones, or The Beatles, whose coffers were deprived of my teenage allowance money. How was I to know they would wind up impoverished, skeletal entities roaming the streets looking for food.
I apologize here and now, and in the future, I promise not to do it again.
Honestly.I won't. I promise. I'm sorry.

your gay

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I am a criminal

and so is the other 99.9% of the world...
12-22-2003, 08:14 AM
noname12

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Originally posted by Monkeee@22 December 2003 - 08:02
your gay

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I am a criminal

Isnt that the same thing :blink:
01-21-2004, 12:58 AM
DreamWeaver

i am
01-21-2004, 01:36 AM
Rip The Jacker

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I Am A Criminal...

So what makes you different from the rest of the board members? :blink:

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I steal music off the internet.

Me too. :D