What Do Members Leave Out For Santa.

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12-25-2003, 02:15 AM
hobbes

Clocker- Nothing, as he is not home on this night for the last 3000 years.
J2K4- Nothing, he refuses any form of charity and urges Santa to bypass his abode. Even though coal may be just the ticket this time of year.
Titey- WD-40
Illuminati- Nothing, he actually finances the whole Santa PR gimmick.
BillyDean- that hat with the thingeys
Lilmiss- bong
Jonno- A "drunk with Baz" CD of glorious Christmas music.
Riddler- who can guess?
UKMan- cold milk and hash brownies.
JPaul- obviously the apple
BigBoab- medications he know longer remembers what he is taking them for.
Lamsey- handbook entitled "Things you were scared to ask about apostrophes".
Weemouse- block of cheddar carved in the resemblance of BonJovi.
Funky- Colt 45, every year.
Fugley- alfebret soop
The new slew of pop idol members- vibrating anal beads (oops, those aren't for Santa, they just forgot to put them away.)
Baz- Jonnos' nutsack measuring ruler
Infamousalbo - Kama Sutra
Jamesbondrules- vodka martini and Octopussys' cellphone number.
NikkiD- bra filled with a cornucopia of edibles.
Balamm- a stern warning not to fuck up this year.
Hypoluxa3000- an apology
[SPAM]- nothing, he is not on the list.
Internet.news- fuck, I don't even want to know.

The list goes on...
12-25-2003, 02:18 AM
Aaron_T

i feel sad im not included on the list :( :( :(
12-25-2003, 02:22 AM
hobbes

I left out alot of great people because I don't know them well enough to know their idiosyncracies.

I wanted to highlight the individual traits I know of.

For you Azzz, you leave out that scary black spot on your father's tongue. (I read and I remember).

Shit, I forgot to leave out my cellmate.

He will leave "my dignity". He took it from me some months ago, that is for sure.
12-25-2003, 02:24 AM
Aaron_T

i leave santa a bottle of slim-fast if people even know wot that is(for future refernece) :lol:
12-25-2003, 02:27 AM
J'Pol

Actually we do leave out an apple - but it's for the rain dear.

Mince pie for the fatman.

The fact that I will quite happily take a couple of bites from the apple and Mrs J'Pol will happily eat the whole mince pie is no more than a coincidence.
12-25-2003, 02:28 AM
hobbes

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Originally posted by J'Pol@25 December 2003 - 03:27
Actually we do leave out an apple - but it's for the rain dear.

Mince pie for the fatman.

The fact that I will quite happily take a couple of bites from the apple and Mrs J'Pol will happily eat the whole mince pie is no more than a coincidence.

Clocker is balding, not fat.
12-25-2003, 02:29 AM
Smooch

Glass of milk & a cokkie :D
12-25-2003, 02:40 AM
J'Pol

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Originally posted by Smooch@25 December 2003 - 03:29
Glass of milk & a cokkie :D

Aren't phonetics a wonderful thing.
12-25-2003, 02:44 AM
hobbes

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Glass of milk & a cokkie :D

Aren't phonetics a wonderful thing. [/b][/quote]
I don't like the timbre of your comments.
12-25-2003, 02:57 AM
J'Pol

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@25 December 2003 - 03:29
Glass of milk & a cokkie :D

Aren't phonetics a wonderful thing.

I don't like the timbre of your comments. [/b][/quote]
It's an acquired taste apparently ;)
12-25-2003, 03:01 AM
Rock Tonic Juice Magic

grahmcrackers & a water bottle :smilie4:
12-25-2003, 03:04 AM
hobbes

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@25 December 2003 - 03:29
Glass of milk & a cokkie :D

Aren't phonetics a wonderful thing.

I don't like the timbre of your comments.

It's an acquired taste apparently ;) [/b][/quote]
Ah, just like......

I can't remember, I think Clocker knows.

Very steeped in history and inside jokes this board is. It is sad to see some people get angry and leave (UK man), but you get out what you put in.
12-25-2003, 03:04 AM
Evil Gemini

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Titey- WD-40

Santa would be like "WTF" :huh:
12-25-2003, 03:07 AM
hobbes

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Originally posted by Evil Gemini@25 December 2003 - 04:04

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Titey- WD-40

Santa would be like "WTF" :huh:

Not really, sometimes his reindeers' "parts" get stiff.
12-25-2003, 03:09 AM
J'Pol

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Originally posted by hobbes@25 December 2003 - 04:04

Very steeped in history and inside jokes this board is.  It is sad to see some people get angry and leave (UK man), but you get out what you put in.

Are you Yoda at all.
12-25-2003, 03:15 AM
hobbes

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Originally posted by J'Pol+25 December 2003 - 04:09--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (J'Pol @ 25 December 2003 - 04:09)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-hobbes@25 December 2003 - 04:04

Very steeped in history and inside jokes this board is. It is sad to see some people get angry and leave (UK man), but you get out what you put in.

Are you Yoda at all. [/b][/quote]
Yoda couldn't be arsed, at all.
12-25-2003, 03:40 AM
Tormentor

O I know what I would leave, A note saying "If you read this I want to know how the fuck you got into my house when i dont have a chimney"
12-25-2003, 03:45 AM
bujub22

every year i leave santa this note

dear santa

thanx for ruining my christmas again once again i get nothing i wanted
while everyone got what they wanted mike got the bike he always wanted chris got that new guiter and susan got that vibrateing back massager and i got shovel
fuck you you fat bastard if you bring your fat ass around my neighborhood again im going to jump you ,cook your fucking reindeer and burn your sled you fat son of bi... :o next year i better get what i want or it will be on like donkey kong biatch!

your's truly lil jonny

ps.. i know where you live so dont make me come over and shove this shovel up places to mine out your coal nnaa mean :D

from the 5 yr old brat :ph34r:
12-25-2003, 03:45 AM
Evil Gemini

I would leave him an easter egg or something

that would confuse the shit out of him :D
12-25-2003, 06:29 AM
j2k4

Hobbes-

I stay up and talk politics with the man when he arrives. Sometimes we have a nosh if he has time.

Last year we had corndogs, lemonade, and assorted Pez that I had saved from childhood.

He chased it down with a nice bottle of vintage Mylanta (He expected some turbulence on his southward run).

How could you think I would send him away wanting?

Gee Whiz........ :huh: