When Will You Die?

Death Test

For me:

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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
November 18, 2074
at the age of 86 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

          Cancer (27%)
        Heart Attack (20%)
    Drowning (12%)
  Homicide (5%)
  Horrible Accident (5%)


Interesting stats from the DeathTest:


  15897189 people have taken the DeathTest.
  Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male. 
  The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years. 
  10% of test takers have hairy nipples. 
  4% have had team sex. 
  8% work in the porn business.
  And 325355 people claim to have leprosy. 

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Kind of scary, but at the same time I think its a pretty accurate test :)

kab

If you die in 2074 at the age of 86, that would make you 12 just now. Or 11 if it is indeed November of that year. Is my arithmetic correct here ?

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Originally posted by Agrajag@15 February 2004 - 15:29
kab

If you die in 2074 at the age of 86, that would make you 12 just now. Or 11 if it is indeed November of that year. Is my arithmetic correct here ?

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no, you did your math wrong.

I'm 15 :)


2074-1988=86

this been done before but it still cool i think i die in like 2047 if i remember?

let see if it comes up with something dif :unsure:

Sometimes and this is sadly true I thought about killing myself, but never would be able to do so cause of my best girlfriend - she already lost her friend through suicide as she was telling me and I still want to continue share my concerns with her. On the other side I am more wanting to enjoy life as far as possible.

No, I don't know when I will die, I don't think about it - maybe then
if I am some kind of energy I will get back... don't know... - might happen
each day - risk is higher or fewer - depends on where you are as well...

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Originally posted by internet.news@15 February 2004 - 15:32
Sometimes and this is sadly true I thought about killing myself, but never would be able to do so cause of my best girlfriend - she already lost her friend through suicide as she was telling me and I still want to continue share my concerns with her. On the other side I am more wanting to enjoy life as far as possible.

No, I don't know when I will die, I don't think about it - maybe then
if I am some kind of energy I will get back... don't know... - might happen
each day - risk is higher or fewer - depends on where you are as well...

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I don't know how anybody could ever even consider killing themself :(

were did u get this from?

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Originally posted by kAb@15 February 2004 - 22:26

Kind of scary, but at the same time I think its a pretty accurate test :)

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:lol: :lol: :lol: How the hell do you know??.......They hav'nt posted a list of people who died when they said they would :rolleyes: Mind you, I don't think they would really be notified :lol: :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


June 20, 2039
at the age of 59 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (20%)
Cancer (17%)
Alcoholism (11%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Third Degree Burns (8%)
Homicide (5%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)


Interesting stats from the DeathTest:


15897189 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 325355 people claim to have leprosy.


Disclaimer: We, despite being proficient with the human anatomy, are not doctors. Keep that in mind before calling your lawyer as you're clutching your left arm moaning "Damn you, Spark, Damn YOU!" on June 20, 2039, as you slip silently into the night.

April 5, 2067
at the age of 81 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (24%)
Heart Attack (10%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (9%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Loneliness (5%)
Drowning (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)

im only planing to live up to 60.

I'm going to die in 2764 in an orange juice poisoning.

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Originally posted by Mad Cat@15 February 2004 - 18:52
I'm going to die in 2764 in an orange juice poisoning.

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

I`m going to die from lack of breath the same as everbody else. :lol: :lol:

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Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS+15 February 2004 - 15:40--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JONNO_CELEBS @ 15 February 2004 - 15:40)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-kAb@15 February 2004 - 22:26

Kind of scary, but at the same time I think its a pretty accurate test&nbsp; :)

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:lol: :lol: :lol: How the hell do you know??.......They hav&#39;nt posted a list of people who died when they said they would :rolleyes: Mind you, I don&#39;t think they would really be notified :lol: :lol: :lol:

Jonno B) [/b][/quote]
I have my sources :shifty:

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


October 13, 2054
at the age of 73 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (36%)
Alcoholism (13%)
Heart Attack (12%)
Contagious Disease (6%)
Homicide (6%)
Alien Abduction (5%)

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Originally posted by kAb@15 February 2004 - 22:54

I have my sources :shifty:

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<_< .........who? :ph34r:

The Council? :lol:

Jonno B)

August 20, 2076
at the age of 85 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (18%)
Auto-Fellatio (15%)
Cancer (13%)
Suicide (13%)
Drowning (11%)
Loneliness (6%)
Alcoholism (5%)

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Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS+15 February 2004 - 15:56--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JONNO_CELEBS @ 15 February 2004 - 15:56)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-kAb@15 February 2004 - 22:54

I have my sources :shifty:

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<_< .........who? :ph34r:

The Council? :lol:

Jonno B) [/b][/quote]
:-"

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Originally posted by kAb@15 February 2004 - 22:58

:-"

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Ahhhhh The SOWA ;)

Gotcha ;)

Jonno B)

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69 years old, sounds good ;)

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Originally posted by kaiweiler@15 February 2004 - 23:01
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69 years old, sounds good ;)

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Not to me it doesn&#39;t. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Mine said you were buried on the 12th August 1997. :(

"I&#39;m afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."



Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


February 17, 2052
at the age of 66 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (36%)
Heart Attack (10%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Drowning (10%)
Contagious Disease (6%)


Interesting stats from the DeathTest:


15897189 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 325355 people claim to have leprosy.


Disclaimer: We, despite being proficient with the human anatomy, are not doctors. Keep that in mind before calling your lawyer as you&#39;re clutching your left arm moaning "Damn you, Spark, Damn YOU&#33;" on February 17, 2052, as you slip silently into the night.

:o April the 22 2002 at the age of 52.... ;) Oh dear...

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Originally posted by bigboab@15 February 2004 - 23:10
Mine said you were buried on the 12th August 1997. :(

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Sadly a popular cabbage recently died my village. The service was well attended. There was a big turnip at the funeral.

psychologically, i am already dead i think. my husband las left me
2 months ago and since that time I am only living for my job at local
newspaper. :helpsmile: :(

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Originally posted by Amy J.@15 February 2004 - 23:20
psychologically, i am already dead i think. my husband las left me
2 months ago and since that time I am only living for my job at local
newspaper. :helpsmile: :(

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Of course you are not, ...there is a brand new world waiting for you. Welcome to the board and in particular the lounge Amy&#33; :)

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Originally posted by Amy J.@15 February 2004 - 19:20
psychologically, i am already dead i think. my husband las left me
2 months ago and since that time I am only living for my job at local
newspaper. :helpsmile: :(

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fluk that a-hole keep lookin you&#39;ll get lucky :D

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Originally posted by Agrajag+15 February 2004 - 16:17--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Agrajag @ 15 February 2004 - 16:17)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-bigboab@15 February 2004 - 23:10
Mine said you were buried on the 12th August 1997. :(

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Sadly a popular cabbage recently died my village. The service was well attended. There was a big turnip at the funeral. [/b][/quote]
what color was the dye?

I hope it wasn&#39;t to hard to get out. :unsure:

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Originally posted by Agrajag+15 February 2004 - 23:17--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Agrajag @ 15 February 2004 - 23:17)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-bigboab@15 February 2004 - 23:10
Mine said you were buried on the 12th August 1997. :(

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Sadly a popular cabbage recently died my village. The service was well attended. There was a big turnip at the funeral. [/b][/quote]
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Hope it wasn&#39;t Snny. :( He&#39;s a Swede.

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Originally posted by kAb+15 February 2004 - 23:55--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (kAb @ 15 February 2004 - 23:55)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>

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Originally posted by Agrajag@15 February 2004 - 16:17
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@15 February 2004 - 23:10
Mine said you were buried on the 12th August 1997. :(

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Sadly a popular cabbage recently died my village. The service was well attended. There was a big turnip at the funeral.

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what color was the dye?

I hope it wasn&#39;t to hard to get out. :unsure: [/b][/quote]
:lol:

If it&#39;s too hard I can still get it out.

:o

I was relieved to see it said I would make 4 score years. I was a little less confident in its findings when I noticed that my demise had a one in ten chance of being due to alien abduction. :ghostface:

Filesharing never dies, only ppl unfortunately do.

Iam going die in 2075 by being overcome by the smell of a pub toilet at closing time.

im going to die later today due to the lack of beer (im running out)

death
january 16 2068
cancer 27%
heart attack 19%
alien abduction 12%
horrible accident 7%
contagious disease 7%
alcoholism 7%

I&#39;m gonna die when I&#39;m 17&#33;

.... even tho I claimed to be 100 years old :blink:

Shows u where blatent lying gets u&#33;

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Originally posted by Neo 721@16 February 2004 - 00:29
Iam going die in 2075 by being overcome by the smell of a pub toilet at closing time.

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A good way to go Geordie.