He said all the other cats have them and that he should have one!
His name is Satan and he is fat, infact he is clinically obese! - what do you think??
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He said all the other cats have them and that he should have one!
His name is Satan and he is fat, infact he is clinically obese! - what do you think??
Discuss
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I hate cats
make it suffer
http://www.uaf.edu/csem/asra/units/v.../happy_dog.jpg
well i must say thats helpfull!
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well seeing as the fucker is fat tell him to walk
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it would kind of solve the problem i spose.Quote:
Originally posted by gemby!@25 February 2004 - 22:33
well seeing as the fucker is fat tell him to walk
:lol: :helpsmile:
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when he stops being fat then you have a problem ... :blink:
I could always teach him to drive me focus. We could both wear sports helmets!Quote:
Originally posted by gemby!@25 February 2004 - 22:35
when he stops being fat then you have a problem ... :blink:
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ps. open the door so "it" can go outside
apartments cats are a sad story
perhaps if you start him of with a bike, and then when he loses the weight you can buy him the moped? :unsure:
I like that idea - the exercise would exise his fattitude and he could be thus rewarded with the afore mentioned motorisedvelocipede.Quote:
Originally posted by Arcadia@25 February 2004 - 22:39
perhaps if you start him of with a bike, and then when he loses the weight you can buy him the moped? :unsure:
knooook!!! (where did dat come from??)
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If it is clinically obese there may be something wrong with it. Get it a cat scan instead.
I could always teach him to drive me focus. We could both wear sports helmets!Quote:
Originally posted by fugley+25 February 2004 - 22:37--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (fugley @ 25 February 2004 - 22:37)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-gemby!@25 February 2004 - 22:35
when he stops being fat then you have a problem ... :blink:
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Don't put your helmet on a pussy mate, who knows where it will end. What does Mrs Moo think of this idea ? :blink:
Thank's Uncle Boab - I'll sleep on it.Quote:
Originally posted by bigboab@25 February 2004 - 22:43
If it is clinically obese there may be something wrong with it. Get it a cat scan instead.
......actually I better not sleep on it - this practice usually results in a sticky mess.
I'll stick to sleepin on me hands whilst contemplatin.
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Don't put your helmet on a pussy mate, who knows where it will end. What does Mrs Moo think of this idea ? :blink: [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by Agrajag+25 February 2004 - 22:45--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Agrajag @ 25 February 2004 - 22:45)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Quote:
Originally posted by fugley@25 February 2004 - 22:37
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@25 February 2004 - 22:35
when he stops being fat then you have a problem ... :blink:
I could always teach him to drive me focus. We could both wear sports helmets!
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Don't rightly know what the Moo thinks - she's been out in the garden two days and nights solid!! Tis harvest time ya know.
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Don't rightly know what the Moo thinks - she's been out in the garden two days and nights solid!! Tis harvest time ya know.Quote:
Originally posted by fugley+25 February 2004 - 22:48--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (fugley @ 25 February 2004 - 22:48)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Quote:
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when he stops being fat then you have a problem ... :blink:
I could always teach him to drive me focus. We could both wear sports helmets!
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Don't put your helmet on a pussy mate, who knows where it will end. What does Mrs Moo think of this idea ? :blink:
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Are the cabbages ripe and falling from the trees like .... ripe cabbages falling from the trees ?
Are the cabbages ripe and falling from the trees like .... ripe cabbages falling from the trees ? [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by Agrajag+25 February 2004 - 22:51--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Agrajag @ 25 February 2004 - 22:51)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Quote:
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when he stops being fat then you have a problem ... :blink:
I could always teach him to drive me focus. We could both wear sports helmets!
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Don't put your helmet on a pussy mate, who knows where it will end. What does Mrs Moo think of this idea ? :blink:
Don't rightly know what the Moo thinks - she's been out in the garden two days and nights solid!! Tis harvest time ya know.
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somat like dat!
ooooooooo bountiful feasts a commin.
fook
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Fat Cat?
Does that not mean in USenglish = Loaded = as in Rich?
Find the cash he hid it somewhere.......
Oh, it's the coconuts then
Used to have a luscious patch of astro turf out there (remember that?)Quote:
Originally posted by Agrajag@25 February 2004 - 22:54
Oh, it's the coconuts then
now it looks like the trenches after that terrible war.
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Used to have a luscious patch of astro turf out there (remember that?)Quote:
Originally posted by fugley+25 February 2004 - 22:56--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (fugley @ 25 February 2004 - 22:56)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Agrajag@25 February 2004 - 22:54
Oh, it's the coconuts then
now it looks like the trenches after that terrible war.
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Tell us more of your magnificent luscious turf. We are all lears.
Tell us more of your magnificent luscious turf. We are all lears. [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by Agrajag+25 February 2004 - 22:58--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Agrajag @ 25 February 2004 - 22:58)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Quote:
Originally posted by fugley@25 February 2004 - 22:56
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Oh, it's the coconuts then
Used to have a luscious patch of astro turf out there (remember that?)
now it looks like the trenches after that terrible war.
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like that terrible war the memories of my astro turf experience are too painful to recount.
I will tell you however that I miss those happy days of running barefoot across the old plastic grass in me American Football trunks.
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Trade it in for a newer model.
I've heard playboy models are quite nice. B)
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