Car Manufacturer Names
AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
Asshole Undoubtedly Driving It
BMW
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Big Money Works
Bought My Wife
Brutal Money Waster
BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer
Barfed Up Icky Caramel Korn
CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
DODGE
Darn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
FERRARI
For Every Rich, Retired And Raving Idiot
FIAT
Failed Italian Automotive Technology
Fix It All the Time
Fix It Again Tonmorrow
Found In A trashcan
FORD
First On Recall Day
First On Rust & Deterioration
Fix On Road Daily
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road, Dead
Fault Of R&D
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Features OJ & Ron's DNA
Floods On Rainy Days
Found In Roadside Daily
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
GM
General Maintenance
GMC
Garage Man's Companion
Got Mechanic Coming
HONDA
Had One Never Did Again
Happy Owners Never Drive Another
HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive.
LOTUS
Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
Nissan
Never Instantly Starts, Sad And Noxious
OLDSMOBILE
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Every day.
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
PINTO
Put In Nickel To Operate
Reno
Reliability Ends Now Obviously
SAAB
Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.
TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
TVR
Tequila, Vodka, Red-Bull
VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
VW
Virtually Worthless
