Create Your Own Conspiracy Theory

As this seems to be the topic this weekend I have found us a COnspiracy Theory Generator. Please post your theories here, then maybe we will learn the truth at last.

Conspiracy Theory Generator.

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What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand the board you need to realize that everything is controlled by a admin made up of GEP lovers with help from Musicworld.
The conspiracy first started during making posts count in lounge. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including Billy Dean being banned.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by spamming.

They want to flame non-lounge posters and imprison resisters in Linuxworld using goats.

In order to prepare for this, we all must stop posting. Since the media is controlled by danb we should get our information from Spider_dude.

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What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand i am a king you need to realize that everything is controlled by a dogs made up of one armed bandits with help from Iraqies.
The conspiracy first started during Paris hilton porno thread in Washington DC. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including World war 2.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by eating fists.

They want to nailing someones head to the wall Osama Bin Laden and imprison resisters in To see busted using driving.

In order to prepare for this, we all must suckking off peoples mum. Since the media is controlled by Lib Dems we should get our information from Geogre Bush.

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:lol:

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They can be identified by eating fists.

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controlled by a dogs made up of one armed bandits with help from Iraqies

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The conspiracy first started during Paris hilton porno thread in Washington DC.

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:lol:

Old, but still funny.

In order to understand Withcheese you need to realize that everything is controlled by a spider people made up of walkie talkie guys with help from John Dole.
The conspiracy first started during the Magna Carta in England. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including John Kennedy's Assassination.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by innapropriate sexual positions.

They want to sex Superman and imprison resisters in Netto using Male Escort Services.

In order to prepare for this, we all must be aroused. Since the media is controlled by Barbara Baines we should get our information from Margaret Thatcher.

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Originally posted by Mad Cat@28 March 2004 - 13:01
Margaret Thatcher.

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isn&#39;t she dead yet? <_<

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Originally posted by peerzyboy+28 March 2004 - 13:03--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (peerzyboy @ 28 March 2004 - 13:03)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Mad Cat@28 March 2004 - 13:01
Margaret Thatcher.

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isn&#39;t she dead yet? <_< [/b][/quote]
I hear she lives with the mole people now.

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In order to understand porn you need to realize that everything is controlled by a hookers made up of assclowns with help from kkk.
The conspiracy first started during ww2 in bang kok. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including 911.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by masterbaiting.

They want to bitch smack bin ladin and imprison resisters in hell using a fish.

In order to prepare for this, we all must commit suicide. Since the media is controlled by dunno we should get our information from a bong.

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I&#39;m sure I can top you all :lol:

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In order to understand FileSharingTalk you need to realize that everything is controlled by a unconfirmed cell of conspirers, made up of a member called Illuminati and the rest of the last few sane members with help from the FST moderators.

The conspiracy first started during the disappearance of regulars in the lounge. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the credit of who wrote Kazaa Lite.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by mature talk, discussions in the World News & Events board and interlectual grillings of 12-year old spammers.

They want to eliminate the GEPpers and imprison resisters in the ES5 forums using bannings, redirects and a large supply of Super Glue-branded Anal Lube.

In order to prepare for this, we all must start another ketchup war. Since the media is controlled by Jonno & WeeMouse we should get our information from J&#39;Pol.

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:D :devil:

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Originally posted by Illuminati@28 March 2004 - 12:32
I&#39;m sure I can top you all :lol:

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In order to understand FileSharingTalk you need to realize that everything is controlled by a unconfirmed cell of conspirers, made up of a member called Illuminati and the rest of the last few sane members with help from the FST moderators.

The conspiracy first started during the disappearance of regulars in the lounge. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the credit of who wrote Kazaa Lite.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by mature talk, discussions in the World News & Events board and interlectual grillings of 12-year old spammers.

They want to eliminate the GEPpers and imprison resisters in the ES5 forums using bannings, redirects and a large supply of Super Glue-branded Anal Lube.

In order to prepare for this, we all must start another ketchup war. Since the media is controlled by Jonno & WeeMouse we should get our information from J&#39;Pol.

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:D :devil:

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A conspiracy theory by a member called Illuminati? :blink:

Stop this nonsense&#33;&#33;&#33;

BigBoab is the one.

Bow. Now&#33;&#33;&#33;



Jalla

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What They Don&#39;t Want You to Know
In order to understand Spamming you need to realize that everything is controlled by a Mods & admin made up of Geppers with help from Eskimos.
The conspiracy first started during Iron Age in Plymouth. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including Battle Of Hastings.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by body odour.

They want to bitch slap Internet.News and imprison resisters in Talk Club using Horses.

In order to prepare for this, we all must Execute. Since the media is controlled by Sam4 we should get our information from John Major.

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:ph34r: :ph34r:

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Originally posted by danb@28 March 2004 - 14:35
John Major.

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*Shoots self*

What They Don&#39;t Want You to Know

In order to understand Conspiracy Theory you need to realize that everything is controlled by a Gepsters made up of Teamsters with help from SoulSeekers.
The conspiracy first started during Saturday Night Boogie in Teh Forum. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including Moving Teh Forum.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by posting.

They want to DDOS Withcheese and imprison resisters in Lounge using sweeps.

In order to prepare for this, we all must reveal. Since the media is controlled by Administrator we should get our information from Moderator.


:lol:

Well...

The U.S Military has aquired a transportation device known as a StarGate. They travel the galaxy using this device and have allied themselves with several alien races. Actually... sounds like a good idea for a TV series. God, I&#39;m good :rolleyes:

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In order to understand Gepism you need to realize that everything is controlled by a Geppers made up of Gep-tastic with help from lounge spanners.
The conspiracy first started during gep opening day in gep store. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including elvis&#39;s death.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by gep.

They want to gep on gep violence spider_dude and imprison resisters in plymouth using flying carpets.

In order to prepare for this, we all must gep lost. Since the media is controlled by Withcheese we should get our information from Danb.

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Read this LOL &#33;

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In order to understand the matrix you need to realize that everything is controlled by a the machines made up of programs with help from people like the architect and oracle.

The conspiracy first started during reloading of the matrix in zion. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the matrix revolutions.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by blabbering too much abt causality.

They want to kill humans morpheus and imprison resisters in machine city 01 using the matrix.

In order to prepare for this, we all must go to dues ex machina. Since the media is controlled by Agent Smith we should get our information from Oracle.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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What They Don&#39;t Want You to Know
In order to understand admin on filsharing talk you need to realize that everything is controlled by a Kl board made up of admins and mods with help from mods.

The conspiracy first started during now in fst. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including Sweeky first finding the lounge.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by farting.

They want to killing the paypal button sharedholder and imprison resisters in talk club using click.

In order to prepare for this, we all must truth. Since the media is controlled by members we should get our information from error403

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Originally posted by Withcheese@28 March 2004 - 17:58
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Where did you get this onformation from? :unsure:

l think the Australians are trying to take over this board. :o

Look at us; we&#39;re bigger than you, stronger, better looking, more intelligent, and a lot smarter. :lol:

How will you stop us? B)

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Originally posted by bowrabob@28 March 2004 - 16:51
l think the Australians are trying to take over this board. :o

Look at us; we&#39;re bigger than the you, stronger, better looking, more intelligent, and a lot smarter. :lol:

How will you stop us? B)

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With teh GEP.

:lol: :lol: :lol: My wings are like a shield of GEP :ph34r:

as are mine. please could all geppers add elvis to their sigs the link is

h**p://kent.create.no/pixelpeople/personal/elvis.gif

i dont need a machine to tell me what i should not, but should think.


i think its quite clear that 7th element signed up with a new account called midcard(sommat like that neway).


then he changes the site to put another forum&#39;s link up at the top so we get angry at him.

then 7th "comes back" from his "hard work" and sees this so kicks this "so-maybe-called midcard" out and we give him money

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Originally posted by bowrabob@28 March 2004 - 17:51
Look at us; we&#39;re bigger than you, stronger, better looking, more intelligent, and a lot smarter. :lol:

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Go on pick on an old man, you bully. :angry:

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Originally posted by bigboab+28 March 2004 - 21:17--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bigboab @ 28 March 2004 - 21:17)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-bowrabob@28 March 2004 - 17:51
Look at us; we&#39;re bigger than you, stronger, better looking, more intelligent, and a lot smarter.&nbsp; :lol:

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Go on pick on an old man, you bully. :angry: [/b][/quote]
here&#39;s a thought? at what age are you considered old?

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Originally posted by bowrabob@28 March 2004 - 18:51
l think the Australians are trying to take over this board. :o

Look at us; we&#39;re bigger than you, stronger, better looking, more intelligent, and a lot smarter. :lol:

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Hmm this implies that Australians are snappy dressers, presumably wearing suit and tie daily&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

no one has answered me yet <_<

the aussies are taking over, I&#39;m beong infected with the austrailian way of speaking :ph34r:

g&#39;day mate, how ar&#39; ya? Any&#39;one Like Staeve Irwyn?

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Originally posted by bulio@28 March 2004 - 21:28
the aussies are taking over, I&#39;m beong infected with the austrailian way of speaking :ph34r:

g&#39;day mate, how ar&#39; ya? Any&#39;one Like Staeve Irwyn?

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i hate that twat

OMG i am turning australian

oh dayear mate, Tha apockylypse is coming&#33;

dammit, I will need to use babel fish translator so you guys can understand :ph34r:

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Originally posted by bigboab@28 March 2004 - 21:17
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@28 March 2004 - 17:51
Look at us; we&#39;re bigger than you, stronger, better looking, more intelligent, and a lot smarter. :lol:

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Go on pick on an old man, you bully. :angry:

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here&#39;s a thought? at what age are you considered old? [/b][/quote]
65 when they give you your old age pension(Thursday :( ) :lol: :lol: