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As some of you may know I sometimes work in the local sexual health clinic and I am now the proud owner of all the out-of-date condoms that have been thrown out by the organisation I work for. And I have a lot of them...
But what shall I do with them? I'm looking for novel and interesting uses for condoms that have gone past their use-by-date? And no I'm not going to sell them because of the obvious health issue... :lol:
Best idea wins...a box of out-of-date condoms... :01:
;) Blow em up and put em together as a blow up doll type figure.
:D Raffle off figure and give proceeds to your organisation.
posh wank?
- Spike them and give them away
- water ballon fight
- se how many you can fit on before it starts to hurt
- chew them
- fill em with drugs :lol:
- fill them with ice and hand them inside ur pc for effect water cooling...
- Donat them to GEPFAM the organisation helping Geppers get over there problems
- force feed them to AZZZ
:rolleyes:
Stand outside your local swimming pool and sell them to children/midgets as varooka (spelling?!) socks :D
Bungee-Fucking at it's best!!
Now for thrillseekers:
Russian Roulette Condoms.
Nothing like sex with a Fruitmachine!!! :lol:
YoSafe
I like this idea...mainly because of the water the little kiddies would be slipping all over the place... :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by Proper Bo, I tell thee@3 May 2004 - 14:06
Stand outside your local swimming pool and sell them to children/midgets as varooka (spelling?!) socks :D
Practice, practice, practice.
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Back-up small intestine
101 Uses for a condom
That kind of kills my thread... :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by Chevy@3 May 2004 - 15:03
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Back-up small intestine
101 Uses for a condom
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99. To carry your "seeing eye" goldfish.
oh yeah - sorry :oQuote:
Originally posted by Withcheese@3 May 2004 - 16:04
That kind of kills my thread... :lol:
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15. To save farts
That kind of kills my thread... :lol:Quote:
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Back-up small intestine
101 Uses for a condom
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99. To carry your "seeing eye" goldfish.
What use is a thread about out of date jonnies anyway :rolleyes:
i'm kind of worried why you would take such items home in the first place instead of just trashing them :huh:
make a comdom tree's and send them to friends :lol:
It was my landlady's idea (she works there as well) she says to me, "I'm sure we can find some use for them..." :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally posted by vidcc@3 May 2004 - 16:10
i'm kind of worried why you would take such items home in the first place instead of just trashing them :huh:
It was my landlady's idea (she works there as well) she says to me, "I'm sure we can find some use for them..." :rolleyes: [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by Withcheese+3 May 2004 - 14:00--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Withcheese @ 3 May 2004 - 14:00)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-vidcc@3 May 2004 - 16:10
i'm kind of worried why you would take such items home in the first place instead of just trashing them :huh:
she wants yah!
[QUOTE]"I'm sure WE can find some use for them..."
i like that idea :PQuote:
Originally posted by *goddess*@3 May 2004 - 14:59
;) Blow em up and put em together as a blow up doll type figure.
:D Raffle off figure and give proceeds to your organisation.
Put one on the next time your masturbating...Your Mom's probably tired of washing your sticky sheets ;)
Peace brotherdoobie
turn them in to water bombs and thow them at people that go past ur house :ph34r:
Just make sure not to use any of the ones you were masturbating into :blink:Quote:
Originally posted by gungrave@3 May 2004 - 13:07
turn them in to water bombs and thow them at people that go past ur house :ph34r:
Peace brotherdoobie
Especially as I moved out of home ten years ago... :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by brotherdoobie@3 May 2004 - 17:07
Put one on the next time your masturbating...Your Mom's probably tired of washing your sticky sheets ;)
Peace brotherdoobie
Especially as I moved out of home ten years ago... :lol: [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by Withcheese+3 May 2004 - 19:20--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Withcheese @ 3 May 2004 - 19:20)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-brotherdoobie@3 May 2004 - 17:07
Put one on the next time your masturbating...Your Mom's probably tired of washing your sticky sheets ;)
Peace brotherdoobie
Who can blame her, with your crusty sheets every morning.
Who can blame her, with your crusty sheets every morning. [/b][/quote]Quote:
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Originally posted by Withcheese@3 May 2004 - 19:20
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@3 May 2004 - 17:07
Put one on the next time your masturbating...Your Mom's probably tired of washing your sticky sheets ;)
Peace brotherdoobie
Especially as I moved out of home ten years ago... :lol:
And I am sure you still take your laundry to her house. ;)
So be kind and wear a condom :)
Peace brotherdoobie
Especially as I moved out of home ten years ago... :lol: [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by Withcheese+3 May 2004 - 18:20--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Withcheese @ 3 May 2004 - 18:20)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-brotherdoobie@3 May 2004 - 17:07
Put one on the next time your masturbating...Your Mom's probably tired of washing your sticky sheets ;)
Peace brotherdoobie
Youmean she`s still washing your sticky sheets now. :o :helpsmile:
Just make sure not to use any of the ones you were masturbating into :blink:Quote:
Originally posted by brotherdoobie+3 May 2004 - 18:16--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (brotherdoobie @ 3 May 2004 - 18:16)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-gungrave@3 May 2004 - 13:07
turn them in to water bombs and thow them at people that go past ur house :ph34r:
Peace brotherdoobie [/b][/quote]
known as a posh wank. please see reply number 2.
Youmean she`s still washing your sticky sheets now. :o :helpsmile: [/b][/quote]Quote:
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Originally posted by Withcheese@3 May 2004 - 18:20
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@3 May 2004 - 17:07
Put one on the next time your masturbating...Your Mom's probably tired of washing your sticky sheets ;)
Peace brotherdoobie
Especially as I moved out of home ten years ago... :lol:
Yup, its taken her ten years to get 'em clean they must have been real sticky... :ph34r:
Yup, its taken her ten years to get 'em clean they must have been real sticky... :ph34r: [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by Withcheese+3 May 2004 - 15:02--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Withcheese @ 3 May 2004 - 15:02)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Quote:
Originally posted by enoughfakefiles@3 May 2004 - 18:17
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Originally posted by Withcheese@3 May 2004 - 18:20
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@3 May 2004 - 17:07
Put one on the next time your masturbating...Your Mom's probably tired of washing your sticky sheets ;)
Peace brotherdoobie
Especially as I moved out of home ten years ago... :lol:
Youmean she`s still washing your sticky sheets now. :o :helpsmile:
To bad you didn't have the condoms way back then withcheese ;)
Could of saved your Mom a load of laundry eh? :lol:
Peace brotherdoobie
Put a white powder(any type) in them and tie the end up.write "ANTHRAX" on each 1 with a black marker n put em in every1's mailboxes that u hate :P or jsut every1 in the neighborhood for the hell of it :D
:o your evil
:D
hells ya!nothing better than watchnig yuor neighbors panic over a powder they think can end there life and find out its flower :lol:
knowing my neighbors they would think its crack.
knowing my sister,she'd prolly snort the shit2c if she can get a buzz out of it :P she a true junkie,yet god never answers my prayers*my prayers-god,may my sister PLEEZE overdose otnite?ok kool thanx oh ya i had my way with mary,my bad*i jsut dont egt waht im doin wrong :rolleyes:
Balloon Animals
Ever think what a nice earner you could be on doing the entertainment at kiddies birthday parties?
Free "balloons" means no starter capital is needed... so its all profit. You lucky cheese! :D
Dude you should totally make tight laytex pants with a dickknob pouch. Then make a laytex shirt then spraypaint "MR. FUCK" on the shirt. Lastly make a laytex cape then run around the neighborhood giving pity fux to all the ugly women. You will be the ultimate hero.
Excellent idea m8 :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by Canti@5 May 2004 - 15:39
Dude you should totally make tight laytex pants with a dickknob pouch. Then make a laytex shirt then spraypaint "MR. FUCK" on the shirt. Lastly make a laytex cape then run around the neighborhood giving pity fux to all the ugly women. You will be the ultimate hero.
My catch-phrase will be:
"You're pretty when I'm drunk...and I'm pretty fucking drunk."
Excellent idea m8 :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by Withcheese+5 May 2004 - 12:43--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Withcheese @ 5 May 2004 - 12:43)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Canti@5 May 2004 - 15:39
Dude you should totally make tight laytex pants with a dickknob pouch. Then make a laytex shirt then spraypaint "MR. FUCK" on the shirt. Lastly make a laytex cape then run around the neighborhood giving pity fux to all the ugly women. You will be the ultimate hero.
My catch-phrase will be:
"You're pretty when I'm drunk...and I'm pretty fucking drunk." [/b][/quote]
:lol: reminds me of a joke
guy walks on a elevader drunk
there's awomen there too
she say's aah! your drunk
he reply's oow yah! and your ugly but ill be sober tommorow!
:lol: :lol:
sell'em on ebay