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Ok so I'm at work yesterday and this woman comes in, she's a regular, usually have a bit of a giggle, I've lent her the odd £1 when she's been short etc (for some reason I do that :rolleyes: )

So yesterday she comes in

Her: You going carnival on wednesday?

Me: Nah, think I'll head out of town for the evening

Why?

Board with carnival

Where you going?

Dunno

You going with your girlfriend?

No

Do you want to babysit?

Not fucking likely

Awww go on, she's a good kid

No way man, fuck dat, I don't even babysit my sisters kids

You not got kids?

No

How old are you?

27

Have you got a g/f?

No, why? You offering? (thought that might shut her up)

And you not got any kids?

No why?

Well you're 27, you should have a g/f and kids by now

:blink:

Then she went, now I got a pretty good idea what this is about, it's one of 2 things, she either fancies me (need a few bags and tripple think rubber for that one :x )or (and this is more likely) someone has told her I'm gay :frusty:
Been here before, the local gossip moungers, ffs :frusty:
So within a week I'm gonna have the homophobes from next door and all the under 21's attempting to take the piss :rolleyes:
Oh joy, thankfully I'm allowed to ban people :D

Funny world is'nt it, 27 y/o and still being bullied :rolleyes:

Jonno B)

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Do you want to babysit?

Not fucking likely

Awww go on, she's a good kid

No way man, fuck dat, I don't even babysit my sisters kids

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No wonder you've got no gf with a bad mouth like that! :P

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someone has told her I'm gay

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Gay? I thought you were omni-sexual! :blink:

/gay

Dude my mouth is'nt foul, you need to come to the uk to hear the girls speak :lol:

And in this town it does'nt matter what you are, if you're not 100% straight then you're bent as a 9 bob bit :rolleyes:

Jonno B)

yes norwich girls have a filthy mouth, just look at sparkle.

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bent as a 9 bob bit

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

What a songtitle!!!! :01:


And, Man, i'm 45 and i still get bullied!!! :rolleyes:

Though it's mostly boat me stunning looks!!! :lol:



Yogi

@SD.......... :lol: Yeah them city girls are common as muck :lol:

@Yogi...... :lol: You never heard that saying? :lol:
And whats wrong with your looks, you're fine, good looking kinda, nothing 3 grands worth of surgery would'nt fix :lol:

Jonno B)

Why would you care if people think you're gay? I get the impression you're pretty comfortable with your sexuality, fuck em all :)

Also it's possible you're mistaken about reasons behind the woman in the shop asking about your g/f status, lots of middle aged women use this as a conversational piece just because they don't have much in common with a younger chap. I get asked a lot too because I have to talk to a lot of older women with work, it's mainly cause they've got nothing else, in the way of smalltalk, to say to me ... Well, I hope they don't think I'm gay :unsure:

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Originally posted by manker@3 August 2004 - 11:14
Why would you care if people think you're gay? I get the impression you're pretty comfortable with your sexuality, fuck em all :)

Also it's possible you're mistaken about reasons behind the woman in the shop asking about your g/f status, lots of middle aged women use this as a conversational piece just because they don't have much in common with a younger chap. I get asked a lot too because I have to talk to a lot of older women with work, it's mainly cause they've got nothing else, in the way of smalltalk, to say to me ... Well, I hope they don't think I'm gay :unsure:

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if they think you are gay tell them to keep their belt on and you'll ride them like seabiscuit.

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Originally posted by Spider_dude+3 August 2004 - 12:18--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Spider_dude @ 3 August 2004 - 12:18)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-manker@3 August 2004 - 11:14
Why would you care if people think you&#39;re gay? I get the impression you&#39;re pretty comfortable with your sexuality, fuck em all :)

Also it&#39;s possible you&#39;re mistaken about reasons behind the woman in the shop asking about your g/f status, lots of middle aged women use this as a conversational piece just because they don&#39;t have much in common with a younger chap. I get asked a lot too because I have to talk to a lot of older women with work, it&#39;s mainly cause they&#39;ve got nothing else, in the way of smalltalk, to say to me ... Well, I hope they don&#39;t think I&#39;m gay&nbsp; :unsure:

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if they think you are gay tell them to keep their belt on and you&#39;ll ride them like seabiscuit. [/b][/quote]
Good plan, then I&#39;ll skullfuck them.

That&#39;ll teach &#39;em. :angry:

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Originally posted by Spider_dude@3 August 2004 - 12:18
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@3 August 2004 - 11:14
Why would you care if people think you&#39;re gay? I get the impression you&#39;re pretty comfortable with your sexuality, fuck em all :)

Also it&#39;s possible you&#39;re mistaken about reasons behind the woman in the shop asking about your g/f status, lots of middle aged women use this as a conversational piece just because they don&#39;t have much in common with a younger chap. I get asked a lot too because I have to talk to a lot of older women with work, it&#39;s mainly cause they&#39;ve got nothing else, in the way of smalltalk, to say to me ... Well, I hope they don&#39;t think I&#39;m gay&nbsp; :unsure:

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if they think you are gay tell them to keep their belt on and you&#39;ll ride them like seabiscuit.

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Good plan, then I&#39;ll skullfuck them.

That&#39;ll teach &#39;em. :angry: [/b][/quote]
dirty sanchez them.

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Why would you care if people think you&#39;re gay? I get the impression you&#39;re pretty comfortable with your sexuality, fuck em all :)

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Yeah but still not nice to have sniggers and sarky comments, I might get pissed off and say something I regret :(

And this woman is&#39;nt middle aged :rolleyes: She&#39;s 5 years older than me :lol:

Jonno B)

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Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@3 August 2004 - 11:24

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Why would you care if people think you&#39;re gay? I get the impression you&#39;re pretty comfortable with your sexuality, fuck em all :)

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Yeah but still not nice to have sniggers and sarky comments, I might get pissed off and say something I regret :(

And this woman is&#39;nt middle aged :rolleyes: She&#39;s 5 years older than me :lol:

Jonno B)

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i thought that was middle aged.

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Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@3 August 2004 - 12:24
And this woman is&#39;nt middle aged :rolleyes: She&#39;s 5 years older than me :lol:

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Like I said, middle aged :blink:

Getting old its a way of life just keep counting the days till you can collect your pension and the age will go up to 70 years

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Originally posted by Voetsek@3 August 2004 - 12:29
Getting old its a way of life

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Congratulations.

You win the daily &#39;No shit&#39; award.

http://www.chinpokomon.com/me/noshit.jpg

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Originally posted by manker+3 August 2004 - 11:27--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (manker @ 3 August 2004 - 11:27)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-JONNO_CELEBS@3 August 2004 - 12:24
And this woman is&#39;nt middle aged :rolleyes: She&#39;s 5 years older than me :lol:

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Like I said, middle aged :blink: [/b][/quote]
You cheeky shit, I&#39;m 27 <_<

Middle age is more like 45 <_<

Most people live to 80-90 nowadays, half of that is minimum of 40 <_<

Cheeky git, middle fecking age indeed <_<

I oughta bitch slap you for that :01:

Jonno B)

i feel so young...

Proof positive that the perception of when one reaches middle age increases with every passing year :lol:

Middle aged is a range of years. Not just one year.

i.e. There are 3 age ranges - young, middle aged, and old - here are the ranges:

Young-------------------0-30
Middle aged-----------30-60
Old 60-90-------------60-90

3 more years and you&#39;re middle aged, Jonno :P

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Originally posted by Spider_dude@3 August 2004 - 12:42
yes norwich girls have a filthy mouth, just look at sparkle.

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I thought sparkle was a "special" kind of bloke.

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Originally posted by manker@3 August 2004 - 12:00

3 more years and you&#39;re middle aged, Jonno :P

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<_< Fuck off <_<

I dissagree, that range is too far, middle age is not 30, middle age is 40

There are 5

Child 0-16

Young 17-35

Middle 36- 55

Mature 56-65

Old 66 upwards

:)

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3 more years and you&#39;re middle aged, Jonno :P

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<_< Fuck off <_<

I dissagree, that range is too far, middle age is not 30, middle age is 40[/b][/quote]
Don&#39;t mind me Jonno, I&#39;m just making it up as I go along ;)

I&#39;ve never given that much thought to the definition of middle age, but then I wouldn&#39;t do cause I&#39;m nowhere near as close to it as you are :D

















:lol: :lol: :lol:

:angry: Damn fecking kids :angry:

Why if I were close enough I would slap you, young wippersnapper :01:

Jonno B)

Middle age is 27+...


I am 26 btw. :D

<_< Which means you&#39;ll be middle age in less than 12 months :P

Jonno B)

Middle age is 26 and above, I&#39;m 25 in October btw. :D

:rolleyes: It&#39;s getting lower, where&#39;s Gems when you need her? :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)