Hypothetically Speaking.

Let's say, hypothetically speaking that I hypothetically had a late night which culminated in some experimental cookery around 1-2 o'clock in the morning.

Now lets say that I woke up at oh, 8 with a heartburn from the hypothetical cookery, from dreams of playing a very bad game of football against a team of indian manservants whose mistresses I'd driven to Germany to watch aforementioned match. In this hypothetical dream proper bo was standing in the audience cheering my team on. (which hypothetically speaking was very disconcerting, as my mental image of bo apparently is a disembodied( :blink: ) avatar &signature as worn on this forum).

As I hypothetically woke up from this hypothetical dream at 8 I went to take a leak, hypothetically speaking. Hypothetically, somewhere on the way I grabbed someone's corrective braces, and for reasons unknown to anyone, hypothetically speaking, I hypothetically extended my arm and hypothetically dropped the hypothetical braces in the toilet while hypothetically contemplating the significance of aforementioned hypothetical dream.

After having picked up the hypothetical braces out of the hypothetical water-closet. How should I hypothetically clean the braces?

So far I've hypothetically washed my hand about seven hypothetical times (including rubbing it twice all over with a very rough hypothetical brush), and doused it twice in rubbing alcohol, hypothetically.

But as for the hypothetical braces, they hypothetically include a rather large plastic component. I'm not sure one could boil them. :unsure:


The person in question prolly needs them, hypothetically.

This is a purely hypothetical question as I'm sure no one in their right mind or not, regardless of any activities preceeding any hypothetical experimental cookery, would be so daft as to do it for real, hypothetically. :unsure:

:blink: maybe you could only hypothetically boil em then they'd only hypothetically melt :)

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Originally posted by *goddess*@15 August 2004 - 14:09
:blink: maybe you could only hypothetically boil em then they'd only hypothetically melt :)

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Hmm.

:) How bout steam cleaning? I got a cleaner here, just hypothetically get the hypothetical person to send the hypothetical braces and I'll hypothetically clean em and hypothetically post em back to ya.


:blink: Phew


I'm hypothetically stuffed :blink:

Hypothetically speaking... :blink:

:lol:


Can't you put them in Dettol or something? :unsure:

Maybe you could sterilise em with that stuff they use for babies bottles, hypothetically speaking that is ;)

How about throwing the braces away pathetically :01:

Jonno B)

Given urine is sterile and the assumption that you keep a clean latrine, a quick rinse under the tap should suffice.

Hypothetically :P

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Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@15 August 2004 - 14:16
How about throwing the braces away pathetically  :01:

Jonno B)

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No can do, I'd have to fork up for a pair of new ones, and as the hypothetical person is over eighteen and thus not covered in full by the social dental-thing, it'd be pretty damned expensive as those things are custom jobs.

@dan: I was thinking of putting it in alcohol for the night, but it seemed a waste of good vodka. Hypothetically.

@manker: I'm sure the person in question wouldn't react to kindly to that if they found out, hypothetically.

Put them in a hypotheical tooth bowl with a couple of hypothetical denture tablets, add warm water and wait about an hour. ;)


I thought Hypo did not have ethicals. :ph34r:

You could also hypothetically move to some hypothetical safer place, like, say, Iraq? ;)

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Originally posted by bigboab@15 August 2004 - 14:21
Put them in a hypotheical tooth bowl with a couple of hypothetical denture tablets, add warm water and wait about an hour.  ;)


I thought Hypo did not have ethicals. :ph34r:

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Hmm, I wonder if one could hypothetically get those around here.


@gurahl, that might not be a bad suggestion.

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Originally posted by SnnY@15 August 2004 - 13:19
@manker: I'm sure the person in question wouldn't react to kindly to that if they found out, hypothetically.

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Lest said soonest mended.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

What they don't know can't hurt them.

We used to drink our own piss down the mines, warmed us up and stopped us from getting colds

All applicable here, hypothetically.

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Originally posted by manker+15 August 2004 - 14:27--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (manker @ 15 August 2004 - 14:27)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-SnnY@15 August 2004 - 13:19
@manker: I&#39;m sure the person in question wouldn&#39;t react to kindly to that if they found out, hypothetically.

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Lest said soonest mended.

What doesn&#39;t kill you makes you stronger.

What they don&#39;t know can&#39;t hurt them.

We used to drink our own piss down the mines, warmed us up and stopped us from getting colds

All applicable here, hypothetically. [/b][/quote]
Unfortunately, my hypothetical consciensce would get in the way :(

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Originally posted by SnnY@15 August 2004 - 14:29
Unfortunately, my hypothetical consciensce would get in the way :(

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You have one of those?

Quick, place it in your shared folder&#33; I&#39;ve always wanted to try one&#33;

:lol:

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Put them in a hypotheical tooth bowl with a couple of hypothetical denture tablets, add warm water and wait about an hour. ;)


I thought Hypo did not have ethicals. :ph34r:

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Hmm, I wonder if one could hypothetically get those around here.


@gurahl, that might not be a bad suggestion. [/b][/quote]
Unless nobody in Sweden has false teeth, I should think that you would. Hypotheticaly speaking of course.

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@15 August 2004 - 14:21
Put them in a hypotheical tooth bowl with a couple of hypothetical denture tablets, add warm water and wait about an hour. ;)


I thought Hypo did not have ethicals. :ph34r:

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Hmm, I wonder if one could hypothetically get those around here.


@gurahl, that might not be a bad suggestion.

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Unless nobody in Sweden has false teeth, I should think that you would. Hypotheticaly speaking of course. [/b][/quote]
For some reason it took some googling, but yes, we do have those at the farmacies.

I just hope it&#39;s enough, hypothetically.

Maybe one could also give it a quick rinse in boilng water first? Hypothetically speaking, that is. I dunno&#39; how much the hypothetical plastic can take, but they should make it quite durable on would think.

I do like the vodka option tho&#39;, if it was that the vodka used would be rendered undrinkable, IMO.

@gurahl: I dunno&#39; where it came from, somehow it just got here one day, it&#39;s a bit like a curse.

Forget the boiling water Snny. You will burn your mouth. :ph34r:




I think these plastics have about 150F limit. ;)



P.S. Subtract 32, divide by 9, multiply by 5. You do it. I cant be Jucked. :lol:

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Originally posted by bigboab@15 August 2004 - 14:46
Forget the boiling water Snny. You will burn your mouth. :ph34r:

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That would be if I used it, hypothetically, and that would be right after if so.

Still, I bet that&#39;d be a jolly good surprise for someone, tho&#39; it being hot to the touch would prolly spoil it.

convert

Put them in water as hot as a really hot cup of tea, along with the steradent tablets. That would do the trick (the "stera" part is the clue here)

Or autoclave (pressure cooker would do nicely) that sterilizes just about anything. But you would have to be sure that the plastic could cope.

Anway, stop eating Cheese before you go to sleep. It never comes to any good.

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Originally posted by J&#39;Pol@15 August 2004 - 14:58
Put them in water as hot as a really hot cup of tea, along with the steradent tablets. That would do the trick (the "stera" part is the clue here)

Or autoclave (pressure cooker would do nicely) that sterilizes just about anything. But you would have to be sure that the plastic could cope.

Anway, stop eating Cheese before you go to sleep. It never comes to any good.

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Thank you.

And, if I could remember the ingredients I&#39;d be happy, &#39;cos to my recollection it tasted quite good.

Not sure about cheese, I think the main ingredients might have been a yellow onion and some eggnoodles, not sure tho&#39;.

Quick squirt with dettol and a rinse and scrub with toothpaste to get the taste off.

If there is residual aftertaste when the hypothetical person replaces them in their hypothetical mouth just look innocent.

This should prevent any transmission of disease and save you from a hypothetical kicking.

why dont you , hypothetically, leave them alone and do nothing to them :01:

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Originally posted by gemby&#33;@15 August 2004 - 15:11
why dont you , hypothetically, leave them alone and do nothing to them&nbsp; :01:

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Already gone through it, would feel guilty and all that.

@biggles, instead of boab&#39;s suggestion?

All of it hypothetically, of course.

:confused:

i know &#33;&#33;&#33;

wash the persons nouth out with soap &#33; :01: then they wont notice the funny taste cos they will be all soaped up B)

hypothetically B)

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Originally posted by gemby&#33;@15 August 2004 - 15:22
:confused:

i know &#33;&#33;&#33;

wash the persons nouth out with soap &#33; :01: then they wont notice the funny taste cos they will be all soaped up B)

hypothetically B)

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Brilliant hypothesis there, miss gemma.

So that&#39;s the plan then, to summarise.

Soak for an hour in two steradent, disolved in water as hot as a nice hot cup of tea.

Remove and run under the cold tap.

Then squirt with dettol.

Give a really good scrub with a tooth brush and toothpaste.

Then rinse in boiled / cooled water.

There you go. Job&#39;s a good &#39;un.

Thanks.

&#39;twas a bit of a hypothetical dilemma, this.

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Originally posted by gemby&#33;@15 August 2004 - 13:22
:confused:

i know &#33;&#33;&#33;

wash the persons nouth out with soap &#33; :01: then they wont notice the funny taste cos they will be all soaped up B)

hypothetically B)

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Whilst this is undoubtedly true, I suspect the kicking could be back on big style.

Snny

Instead of Bigboab&#39;s suggestion. Someone in this hypothetical situation needs to move quickly without being spotted.

:ph34r: Good Point.

Erm, it&#39;s sunday and the farmacy is closed.

I may have to hide it, and "find" it tomorrow.

But that&#39;s a lot easier.

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:confused:

i know &#33;&#33;&#33;

wash the persons nouth out with soap &#33;&nbsp; :01:&nbsp; then they wont notice the funny taste cos they will be all soaped up&nbsp; B)

hypothetically&nbsp; B)

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Whilst this is undoubtedly true, I suspect the kicking could be back on big style.

Snny

Instead of Bigboab&#39;s suggestion. Someone in this hypothetical situation needs to move quickly without being spotted. [/b][/quote]
Good point, speed is of the essence, however do not be tempted to involve a leopard. It&#39;s just not worth it.

It would be akin to cheetahing, even.

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Originally posted by SnnY@15 August 2004 - 14:10
It would be akin to cheetahing, even.

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This is all BigBoab&#39;s fault - I can feel it in my water. :unsure:

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Originally posted by SnnY@15 August 2004 - 13:06
In this hypothetical dream proper bo was standing in the audience cheering my team on. (which hypothetically speaking was very disconcerting, as my mental image of bo apparently is a disembodied( :blink: ) avatar &signature as worn on this forum).

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