Girls..what kind of drink r u?

Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could determine a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.

The results:

Drink: Beer
Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.

Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ***.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.

Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants. Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink

Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel
Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles. Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.

Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue. Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an easy target.

Drink: Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally drunk. Your Approach: Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!

Drink: Tequila
No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.

:lol: :lol: my g/f

Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ***.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.

Hmm...

So what about girls that don't drink?

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Drink: Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally drunk. Your Approach: Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!

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What about those that just drink anything handed to them? :ph34r: I know a few of them :ermm:

Jonno :cool:

:lol: :lol:

So what do you drink hippychick?

:P

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Originally Posted by Rat Faced

:lol: :lol:

So what do you drink hippychick?

:P

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I like both wine and beer, so I guess, I'm a complex women lol :P

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Originally Posted by hippychick

I like both wine and beer, so I guess, I'm a complex women lol :P

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Ah... so challenge you to Pool on the PC while your getting smashed at friends.. kewl.

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Originally Posted by Rat Faced

Ah... so challenge you to Pool on the PC while your getting smashed at friends.. kewl.

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Hey u know I like that idea...yahoo pool and beer... :cheers: I'll woop ur butt... :P

Ha

I'd woop yr ass :P

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Originally Posted by Rat Faced

Ha

I'd woop yr ass :P

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Hey now, I think I've been challenged...bring it on!!! :boxing:

Do i need to bring my own 10 Gallon Hat and Horse? :unsure:

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Originally Posted by Rat Faced

Do i need to bring my own 10 Gallon Hat and Horse? :unsure:

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Well ya better...Out here in Texas everything is BIGGER... :P

Ive had no complaints... :blushing:











I'll get me coat....

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Originally Posted by Rat Faced

Ive had no complaints... :blushing:











I'll get me coat....

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um really, too bad u live over seas...LOL :innocent: I guess I'll just have to read about it... ;)

:ohmy:

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Originally Posted by Rat Faced

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Gotcha...lol :sneaky:

Easliy done.... :blushing:

You two are so funny
I just cracked up reading this thread
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