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How to make a Crap Hollywood Movie
Need your opinions on how to make a Hollywood movie Crap
There are many possibilities yet
presently i can think of only one thing
1. It ends in a factory/industrial location
2. It has a Happy Ending + national romantic music
3. One of the actors is not an actor but another american icon - Britney?
4. ?
5. ?
6. ?
etc
your proposals?
If the hollywood movie doesn't have a 'happy ending', US people hate it when a movie doesnt have a 'happy ending'
If the movie have a conventional 'happy ending' :P
Cast a famous mainstream pop icon/Beckham (read an article somewhere where he considers quitting football and start acting, lmao) for the main lead...
thanx for tips
your info has been updated
Hero (heroin) is an angst-filled emo kid, with no sex life. Until the end of the movie, of course ;)
4. some spotty teenager ends up with a future supermodel
Having unnecessary fighting scenes in a chick flick just to get guys to see it
I guess you hated cousin Arnold in T2! :ermm:Quote:
Originally Posted by 15%
I got another one:
Gives hope for a sequel by adding a question mark, to make: "The end?"
:lol: do another sequel that has the audience wondering wtf :dry: matrix ;) :lol:
anything with tom cruise or ben affleck in it
Now that is bullshit:Quote:
Originally Posted by cpt_azad
The last samurai
Magnolia
Minority report
Collateral
Eyes Wide shut
Interview with the vampire
The Firm
The color of money
All good/great films (Eyes wide shut beeing one of my favorite Kubrick films) :D
Tom
As for Ben affleck? Well Good will hunting was sort of entertaining, but you are mostly right.
Bombard the viewer with product placement.
I, Robot was very guilty of this.
Also, make a film of a much loved comic book hero but just totally change everything about what made the comic good.
Batman is very guilty of this, and let us not forget the atrocity that was The Punisher.
...and TerminatorQuote:
Originally Posted by Darth Sushi
alright so last samurai and minority report deserve recognition, but none of the other films do (magnolia fuckin sucked :1eye: )Quote:
Originally Posted by Barky
A movie based on a book or series of books tends to fail more often than succeed.
Stephen King.
I like some of the books, movies suck more or less.
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Originally Posted by Afronaut
Rose Red is great :01:
http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/showthread.php?t=11152
:lol:
Well you picked two of the poorest films on that list IMO, with magnolia and eyes wide shut beeing the best... but it's all subjective.Quote:
Originally Posted by cpt_azad
Still a bullshit pick of the lot though ;)
I haven't seen or read that one; I must get into a bookstore more often.Quote:
Originally Posted by {I}{K}{E}
The Green Mile & Misery were great - and neither in the 'horror' genre at all - but he's right, almost every other SK adaptation sucks the big one.
Make it too short - Daredevil.
Make it too long - The Postman, Waterworld.
simple
make a teen movie
with actors like
Jennifer Lopez
Britney spears
Sarah machielle Gellor
all those dolly birds and pretty boy idiots who can't act to save themselves (Ben I cant actlect)
Easy one this....
4. Cast Steven Seagal as main hero
5. Rip off and update old plot heavily disguised by SFX and previously respected actors (Star Trek Nemesis)
6. Resurrect yet another unheard of Marvel Superhero, perhaps "Thunderbuttocks" or "Egg Foo-Yung Boy".
Pah!
:P
;) trully it was prob the best movie and book he didQuote:
Originally Posted by Afronaut