Older pick up lines

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11-06-2004, 04:53 PM
hippychick

Older pick up lines

An elderly gentleman, very well dressed, (in his mid 90's) with
hair
well groomed, great looking suit, flower in his lapel, smelling
slightly of a good after shave, presenting a well cared for

walks into an upscale cocktail lounge.

Seated at the bar is an elderly lady (mid 80's), also well
dressed
and attractive, is sitting alone.

The gentleman walks over, sits down beside her, orders a drink,
takes a sip, turns to her and says,

"So tell me, .......
do I come here often?"
11-06-2004, 07:37 PM
tesco

Re: Older pick up lines

i dont get it.
11-06-2004, 08:40 PM
hippychick

Re: Older pick up lines

aww thats cause ur still a puppy... lol jk u'll get it when ur older... :P :flowers:
11-06-2004, 08:41 PM
Rat Faced

Re: Older pick up lines

Yeah, he will that :(

:ph34r:
11-07-2004, 02:11 AM
rmthegreat88

Re: Older pick up lines

not very funny :(
11-07-2004, 03:16 AM
Keikan

Re: Older pick up lines

i do not understand.
11-07-2004, 05:08 AM
cpt_azad

Re: Older pick up lines

lol poor keikan
11-07-2004, 12:27 PM
Shiranai_Baka

Re: Older pick up lines

Is it supposed to have some perversed meaning? Lol
11-07-2004, 03:47 PM
killer04

Re: Older pick up lines

Uhm i think that this is to show that old people tend to forget things
11-07-2004, 05:07 PM
vidcc

Re: Older pick up lines

:lol:
11-07-2004, 05:29 PM
bigboab

Re: Older pick up lines

Quote:

Originally Posted by hippychick

An elderly gentleman, very well dressed, (in his mid 90's) with
hair
well groomed, great looking suit, flower in his lapel, smelling
slightly of a good after shave, presenting a well cared for

walks into an upscale cocktail lounge.

Seated at the bar is an elderly lady (mid 80's), also well
dressed
and attractive, is sitting alone.

The gentleman walks over, sits down beside her, orders a drink,
takes a sip, turns to her and says,

"So tell me, .......
do I come here often?"

:lol: :lol:

I dont remember that happening.:wacko:
11-07-2004, 07:05 PM
Smith

Re: Older pick up lines

Quote:

Originally Posted by killer04

Uhm i think that this is to show that old people tend to forget things

oh, still dont get it :cool:
11-07-2004, 11:23 PM
cpt_azad

Re: Older pick up lines

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheCanuk

oh, still dont get it :cool:

:lol: :lol:
11-07-2004, 11:27 PM
Rat Faced

Re: Older pick up lines

Neither do i...

Oh you mean the joke.. :ohmy:

:blushing:
11-07-2004, 11:29 PM
hippychick

Re: Older pick up lines

You guys kill me... :lol: :hug:
11-08-2004, 12:45 AM
cpt_azad

Re: Older pick up lines

Quote:

Originally Posted by hippychick

You guys kill me... :lol: :hug:

awwww :)
11-08-2004, 09:22 AM
Cheese

Re: Older pick up lines

:lol:
11-08-2004, 12:21 PM
Virtualbody1234

Re: Older pick up lines

:lol: The posts in this thread are funnier than the joke. :lol:
11-08-2004, 02:18 PM
hippychick

Re: Older pick up lines

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheCanuk

oh, still dont get it :cool:

Aww thats ok canuk that u dont get it, now go back and play with ur legos and u'll get it in a few more years...lol jk... :lol: :P